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JOHN MATRIX

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currently farting so bad its actually good
« on: April 01, 2009, 08:42:27 PM »
god they are so rancid right now thy are actually sweet, i am not even minding it right now cause im taking each one and deciphering it like a ...whats the word for wine expert again? hints of nutmeg and lots of sugar...so incredibly rancid it has gone around full cirle and became delicious.
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Re: currently farting so bad its actually good
« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2009, 09:31:54 PM »
lofting?

i love farts..they're funny
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Re: currently farting so bad its actually good
« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2009, 09:39:12 PM »
Nothing better than farting under the covers and holding them down over your girl.  On the flipside kinda nasty when she does it to you.
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Re: currently farting so bad its actually good
« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2009, 09:52:09 PM »
Quote from: JOHN MATRIX on April 01, 2009, 08:42:27 PM
...whats the word for wine expert again?

Connoisseur.

Do most getbiggers enjoy the scent of their own gas?
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Re: currently farting so bad its actually good
« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2009, 10:18:20 PM »
One time I thought I had to take a dump so huge I was gonna explode, but when I sat down to shit I just farted for 15 seconds straight.
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Re: currently farting so bad its actually good
« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2009, 10:19:42 PM »
Quote from: Get Rowdy on April 01, 2009, 10:18:20 PM
One time I thought I had to take a dump so huge I was gonna explode, but when I sat down to shit I just farted for 15 seconds straight.

happens to the best of us
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Re: currently farting so bad its actually good
« Reply #6 on: April 02, 2009, 04:23:48 AM »
sick fuckin wierdos
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Re: currently farting so bad its actually good
« Reply #7 on: April 02, 2009, 04:30:42 AM »
You guys lock the windows when you're driving with you're family? then fart and make them soak it up.  Hilarious when you've eaten chili con carne the day before.
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Re: currently farting so bad its actually good
« Reply #8 on: April 02, 2009, 04:34:44 AM »
Quote from: Big_Gunzzzz on April 01, 2009, 09:52:09 PM
Connoisseur.

Do most getbiggers enjoy the scent of their own gas?

"Mmmmm.  Everybody luves their oown braand, doon't they."

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Re: currently farting so bad its actually good
« Reply #9 on: April 02, 2009, 04:37:33 AM »
Quote from: Tapeworm on April 02, 2009, 04:34:44 AM
"Mmmmm.  Everybody luves their oown braand, doon't they."



"Ooh, smells like carrots in throw-up! Oh that could gag a maggot! It smells like hot sick ass in a dead carcass!"
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Re: currently farting so bad its actually good
« Reply #10 on: April 02, 2009, 04:41:36 AM »
Quote from: webcke on April 02, 2009, 04:37:33 AM
"Ooh, smells like carrots in throw-up! Oh that could gag a maggot! It smells like hot sick ass in a dead carcass!"

This kind of high brow humour is lost on most Getbiggers.  :(
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Re: currently farting so bad its actually good
« Reply #11 on: April 02, 2009, 04:44:12 AM »
Quote from: Tapeworm on April 02, 2009, 04:41:36 AM
This kind of high brow humour is lost on most Getbiggers.  :(

Yes.........their loss i guess.
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Re: currently farting so bad its actually good
« Reply #12 on: April 02, 2009, 04:57:15 AM »
 :)
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Re: currently farting so bad its actually good
« Reply #13 on: April 02, 2009, 03:02:22 PM »
did you get that fat bastard pic from me? :) I use it alot hahahahaa ;D
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