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Sherief Shalaby

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Thanks Uncle Joe!! (a Poem from Dorian to Joe Weider).
« on: April 02, 2009, 02:41:44 AM »
plz take it just for fun.. i know well that dorian was never an ass licker.. i also know well that joe weider had nothing to do directly with the olympia results..
                                           

Thanks Uncle Joe!!

Thanks uncle Joe
I owe you I know
From day number one
You made me your son
And gave me a lot
Whether I deserved or not
 
Thanks uncle Joe
I owe you I know

In nineteen ninety four
I looked like a pregnant whore
With a totally torn biceps
And soft like jelly hips
But you still made me own
Better guys like Kevin and Shawn
It wasn't who was better in this or that pose
It was only who had the most brown nose

Thanks uncle Joe
I owe you I know
 
In nineteen ninety six
You had a lot to fix
To make me win the contest
Although I was faraway from my best
I should have come after Sonbaty and Ray
Yes Nasser was the clear winner on that day
He made the stage itself look too small
With his size and shape he was better than us all

Thanks uncle Joe
I owe you I know

And in my last year
With another severe fresh tear
All were better than me
Specially huge Nasser El Sonbaty
Who again made me look so weak
With his hard as rock big physique
Still you made me win the show
To make them six in a row

Thanks uncle Joe
I owe you I know

Year after year
Tear after tear
Fair or unfair
You were always there
Thx for your effort
And to the hell goes the sport..

Thx uncle!! ;D..
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Re: Thanks Uncle Joe!! (a Poem from Dorian to Joe Weider).
« Reply #1 on: April 02, 2009, 02:44:22 AM »
 :D
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Re: Thanks Uncle Joe!! (a Poem from Dorian to Joe Weider).
« Reply #2 on: April 02, 2009, 02:55:10 AM »
As a Dorian fan, I'm compelled to post the following poem from Nasser to Joe. It's titled

"Waaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!! I want the Olympia title, Waaaaaaaaah"

I wanted to win the Olympia
but only managed to get myself some Myopia
cause my left eyeball is lazy
and I wish winning the Olympia was easy!

But hey, I'm 300 lb with abs
even now when I'm retired
thanks to all the needles and jabs
thinking of which makes me tired :(

Go to go now, Bigbobs is on the the phone
cause he wants to get off while all alone
can't tell him my ass is still sore from Nasser night
cause if I do, I'll get beaten up in the pillow fight


Sorry Bobs and co - feel free to flame me back ;D
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Re: Thanks Uncle Joe!! (a Poem from Dorian to Joe Weider).
« Reply #3 on: April 02, 2009, 02:57:17 AM »
Quote from: kiwiol on April 02, 2009, 02:55:10 AM
As a Dorian fan, I'm compelled to post the following poem from Nasser to Joe. It's titled

"Waaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!! I want the Olympia title, Waaaaaaaaah"

I wanted to win the Olympia
but only managed to get myself some Myopia
cause my left eyeball is lazy
and I wish winning the Olympia was easy!

But hey, I'm 300 lb with abs
even now when I'm retired
thanks to all the needles and jabs
thinking of which makes me tired :(

Go to go now, Bigbobs is on the the phone
cause he wants to get off while all alone
can't tell him my ass is still sore from Nasser night
cause if I do, I'll get beaten up in the pillow fight


Sorry Bobs and co - feel free to flame me back ;D



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAHAHA!!!!!!

FUCKIN LEGENDARY IN YO FACE TEAM ASSBAGS
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Sherief Shalaby

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Re: Thanks Uncle Joe!! (a Poem from Dorian to Joe Weider).
« Reply #4 on: April 02, 2009, 02:59:19 AM »
Quote from: kiwiol on April 02, 2009, 02:55:10 AM
As a Dorian fan, I'm compelled to post the following poem from Nasser to Joe. It's titled

"Waaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!! I want the Olympia title, Waaaaaaaaah"

I wanted to win the Olympia
but only managed to get myself some Myopia
cause my left eyeball is lazy
and I wish winning the Olympia was easy!

But hey, I'm 300 lb with abs
even now when I'm retired
thanks to all the needles and jabs
thinking of which makes me tired :(

Go to go now, Bigbobs is on the the phone
cause he wants to get off while all alone
can't tell him my ass is still sore from Nasser night
cause if I do, I'll get beaten up in the pillow fight


Sorry Bobs and co - feel free to flame me back ;D


lol ;D
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Re: Thanks Uncle Joe!! (a Poem from Dorian to Joe Weider).
« Reply #5 on: April 02, 2009, 02:59:39 AM »
Quote from: kiwiol on April 02, 2009, 02:55:10 AM
As a Dorian fan, I'm compelled to post the following poem from Nasser to Joe. It's titled

"Waaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!! I want the Olympia title, Waaaaaaaaah"

I wanted to win the Olympia
but only managed to get myself some Myopia
cause my left eyeball is lazy
and I wish winning the Olympia was easy!

But hey, I'm 300 lb with abs
even now when I'm retired
thanks to all the needles and jabs
thinking of which makes me tired :(

Go to go now, Bigbobs is on the the phone
cause he wants to get off while all alone
can't tell him my ass is still sore from Nasser night
cause if I do, I'll get beaten up in the pillow fight


Sorry Bobs and co - feel free to flame me back ;D



"team nasser desapprouved"
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Re: Thanks Uncle Joe!! (a Poem from Dorian to Joe Weider).
« Reply #6 on: April 02, 2009, 03:00:41 AM »
Quote from: lovemonkey on April 02, 2009, 02:57:17 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAHAHA!!!!!!

FUCKIN LEGENDARY IN YO FACE TEAM ASSBAGS

Haha I actually like everyone in Team Nasser, but Nasser Vs Yates is serious business, just like Yates Vs Ronnie 8)
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Re: Thanks Uncle Joe!! (a Poem from Dorian to Joe Weider).
« Reply #7 on: April 02, 2009, 03:01:08 AM »
Quote from: kiwiol on April 02, 2009, 03:00:41 AM
Haha I actually like everyone in Team Nasser, but Nasser Vs Yates is serious business, just like Yates Vs Ronnie 8)

Ronnie kills Yates....... 8)
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Re: Thanks Uncle Joe!! (a Poem from Dorian to Joe Weider).
« Reply #8 on: April 02, 2009, 03:24:41 AM »
Quote from: kiwiol on April 02, 2009, 02:55:10 AM
As a Dorian fan, I'm compelled to post the following poem from Nasser to Joe. It's titled

"Waaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!! I want the Olympia title, Waaaaaaaaah"

I wanted to win the Olympia
but only managed to get myself some Myopia
cause my left eyeball is lazy
and I wish winning the Olympia was easy!

But hey, I'm 300 lb with abs
even now when I'm retired
thanks to all the needles and jabs
thinking of which makes me tired :(

Go to go now, Bigbobs is on the the phone
cause he wants to get off while all alone
can't tell him my ass is still sore from Nasser night
cause if I do, I'll get beaten up in the pillow fight


Sorry Bobs and co - feel free to flame me back ;D

That was epic. Good stuff!
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Re: Thanks Uncle Joe!! (a Poem from Dorian to Joe Weider).
« Reply #9 on: April 02, 2009, 10:58:27 AM »
Quote from: kiwiol on April 02, 2009, 02:55:10 AM
As a Dorian fan, I'm compelled to post the following poem from Nasser to Joe. It's titled

"Waaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!! I want the Olympia title, Waaaaaaaaah"

I wanted to win the Olympia
but only managed to get myself some Myopia
cause my left eyeball is lazy
and I wish winning the Olympia was easy!

But hey, I'm 300 lb with abs
even now when I'm retired
thanks to all the needles and jabs
thinking of which makes me tired :(

Go to go now, Bigbobs is on the the phone
cause he wants to get off while all alone
can't tell him my ass is still sore from Nasser night
cause if I do, I'll get beaten up in the pillow fight


Sorry Bobs and co - feel free to flame me back ;D


Ha ha ha

What's funny is that its thanks to 'ol uncle joe that nasser was even able to come to the US. Wonder what sexual favors nasser had to dish out to repay Joe's Investment ;D
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Re: Thanks Uncle Joe!! (a Poem from Dorian to Joe Weider).
« Reply #10 on: April 02, 2009, 03:34:26 PM »
Quote from: Tyr on April 02, 2009, 10:58:27 AM
Ha ha ha

What's funny is that its thanks to 'ol uncle joe that nasser was even able to come to the US. Wonder what sexual favors nasser had to dish out to repay Joe's Investment ;D

nasser always respects joe and as i said this was just for fun  :-\
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Re: Thanks Uncle Joe!! (a Poem from Dorian to Joe Weider).
« Reply #11 on: April 02, 2009, 08:01:17 PM »
hahahaa
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Re: Thanks Uncle Joe!! (a Poem from Dorian to Joe Weider).
« Reply #12 on: April 02, 2009, 08:30:24 PM »
Quote from: Sherief Shalaby on April 02, 2009, 03:34:26 PM
nasser always respects joe and as i said this was just for fun  :-\

We say stuff for fun too buddy

Hail kiwiol for coming up with the funnier poem
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Re: Thanks Uncle Joe!! (a Poem from Dorian to Joe Weider).
« Reply #13 on: April 02, 2009, 08:39:18 PM »
@ sherief.  please post some scandalous pictures of hot egyptian girls
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Re: Thanks Uncle Joe!! (a Poem from Dorian to Joe Weider).
« Reply #14 on: April 02, 2009, 08:50:15 PM »
Quote from: kiwiol on April 02, 2009, 02:55:10 AM
As a Dorian fan, I'm compelled to post the following poem from Nasser to Joe. It's titled

"Waaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!! I want the Olympia title, Waaaaaaaaah"

I wanted to win the Olympia
but only managed to get myself some Myopia
cause my left eyeball is lazy
and I wish winning the Olympia was easy!

But hey, I'm 300 lb with abs
even now when I'm retired
thanks to all the needles and jabs
thinking of which makes me tired :(

Go to go now, Bigbobs is on the the phone
cause he wants to get off while all alone
can't tell him my ass is still sore from Nasser night
cause if I do, I'll get beaten up in the pillow fight


Sorry Bobs and co - feel free to flame me back ;D


lmfao
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Re: Thanks Uncle Joe!! (a Poem from Dorian to Joe Weider).
« Reply #15 on: April 02, 2009, 08:52:30 PM »
This poem will never be as good as the one i wrote for nassa :)

Quote from: benz on November 05, 2008, 03:17:43 PM
NASSER IS A LOSER
ALSO A FUCKING IDIOT
SEEMS TO BE SICK
SAD TO BE HIM
EXPOSING HIMSELF AS UNCROWNED MR O
RATHER THAN ASSUMING HES FINISHED

ENEMIES EVERYWHERE
LOW CLASS BODYBUILDER

SOON HE WILL DIE
OBAMA WONT CRY
NATURLWONDER83 WILL CRY
BIGBOGS WILL WANK
AND GETBIG WILL LAUGH
THE PUMPKINHEADS WILL CELEBRATE
YARONI AVIDAN WILL SEND ME BACK TO TIMEOUT

:)

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Re: Thanks Uncle Joe!! (a Poem from Dorian to Joe Weider).
« Reply #16 on: April 02, 2009, 08:53:31 PM »
getbiggers are very creative people
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Re: Thanks Uncle Joe!! (a Poem from Dorian to Joe Weider).
« Reply #17 on: April 02, 2009, 10:11:10 PM »
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Re: Thanks Uncle Joe!! (a Poem from Dorian to Joe Weider).
« Reply #18 on: April 02, 2009, 10:47:46 PM »
Quote from: kiwiol on April 02, 2009, 02:55:10 AM
As a Dorian fan, I'm compelled to post the following poem from Nasser to Joe. It's titled

"Waaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!! I want the Olympia title, Waaaaaaaaah"

I wanted to win the Olympia
but only managed to get myself some Myopia
cause my left eyeball is lazy
and I wish winning the Olympia was easy!

But hey, I'm 300 lb with abs
even now when I'm retired
thanks to all the needles and jabs
thinking of which makes me tired :(

Go to go now, Bigbobs is on the the phone
cause he wants to get off while all alone
can't tell him my ass is still sore from Nasser night
cause if I do, I'll get beaten up in the pillow fight


Sorry Bobs and co - feel free to flame me back ;D


win.

Nasser schmoes are bigger fags than aids patients at a pride parade.
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