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« on: April 02, 2009, 09:19:21 AM »
Six strategies for making your HDL its level best:

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Not your abs, your Amstel lager. Researchers in the Netherlands found that men who drank 2 pints of beer a day increased their HDL levels by 7 percent after only 10 days, and by 12 percent after 3 weeks. "The exact way in which it affects HDL has never really been figured out, but the effect has been observed over and over again," says Norman Kaplan, M.D., a clinical professor of internal medicine at the University of Texas. What's more, says Dr. Kaplan, "beer contains components that reduce homocysteine levels in the blood [a risk factor for heart disease]." Of course, beer does have its limits, as should you--stop at two glasses a day, unless you're celebrating something special, like a triple-digit HDL score.

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Strong bones, stronger heart. In a yearlong study published in the American Journal of Medicine, those people who took a daily 1,000-mg calcium supplement saw their HDL-cholesterol levels rise by 7 percent. "Calcium interferes with the absorption of fat from the diet and decreases fat mass in the body, both of which may help raise HDL," says Ian Reid, M.D., the lead researcher. Dairy products are an excellent source of calcium . . . except in this case. "Calcium is probably best ingested as a supplement, at least until there's more research on the HDL-increasing effects of calcium-rich foods," says Dr. Reid. Choose a brand that contains calcium citrate (not coral calcium) and 400 international units of vitamin D for maximum absorption.

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Scientists have always believed that you have to run, cycle, or do other aerobic acrobatics in order for exercise to boost HDL. But when Ohio University researchers studied the impact of weight training on older men, they discovered a surprising side effect: The men who did lower-body work--squats, leg extensions, leg presses--twice a week for 16 weeks raised their HDL levels by 19 percent. "If you add weight training to your exercise routine, you are going to increase your HDL," says Robert Staron, Ph.D., one of the study authors. For legs and HDL levels that are something to look at, follow the lead of the men in the study: Do three sets of six to eight repetitions of the half squat, leg extension, and leg press, resting no more than 2 minutes between sets. Use a weight that's about 85 percent of the amount you can lift just once.

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This Hawaiian native will do even more to keep your heart pumping than getting lei'd by a babe in a grass skirt. In a study of 17 men with high cholesterol, Australian scientists found that when the men replaced 15 percent of their daily calorie intake with macadamia nuts--12 to 16 nuts a day--their HDL levels went up by 8 percent. "Since macadamia nuts contain the highest amount of monounsaturated fat of all nuts, this degree of HDL-raising effect may be unique to them," says Manohar Garg, Ph.D., the study author. And don't worry about your sodium intake; a dozen dry-roasted macadamias contains just 75 mg sodium, a third of what's coating an equivalent pile of peanuts.

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Compared with omega-3-rich salmon, whitefish looks like the iceberg lettuce of seafood. However, when Canadian researchers recently compared a steady diet of the stuff with regular consumption of lean beef and chicken, they found that the fish-eating folks experienced a 26 percent increase in HDL2, a particularly protective form of HDL (see "Sizing Up Your HDL," in related articles on right). "Fish protein may increase insulin sensitivity, which in turn can elevate HDL2 cholesterol," says Helene Jacques, Ph.D., one of the study authors. Still, fish sticks aren't health food--unless they're baked, like Healthy Selects Sticks from Mrs. Paul's. Same goes for any other frozen fish: Always choose baked over battered.

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"Policosanol" (poly-CO-sanol). This mixture of alcohols derived from sugarcane wax is the rare natural supplement that may actually live up to its hype. "At doses of 10 to 20 mg a day, it can increase HDL by up to 15 percent, which is incredible," says David Maron, M.D., a cardiologist at Vanderbilt University medical center. "I'm amazed it hasn't made more of a splash." One reason may be that most of that research has been done on a brand of policosanol not available in the United States. "A lot of the [U.S.] products don't use sugarcane," says Stephen Sinatra, M.D., an assistant professor of medicine at the University of Connecticut school of medicine. Instead, they use vegetable or bee waxes. Two domestic exceptions: Source Naturals and Nature's Life, both of which are sold at health-food stores.
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Re: why u should have a beer or 4 (cut and paste style)
« Reply #1 on: April 02, 2009, 09:20:13 AM »
How long does one have to fuck a woman to burn off 1 beer? Serious replies please.
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Re: why u should have a beer or 4 (cut and paste style)
« Reply #2 on: April 02, 2009, 09:21:28 AM »
A low level of HDL (less than 35mg/dL) is considered as a risk factor, even if your total cholesterol is within limits, i.e. your risk of heart disease is elevated. It is found that even small increases in HDL cholesterol could reduce the risk of heart attacks. For each 1 mg/dL increase in HDL cholesterol there is a 2 - 4% reduction in the risk of coronary heart disease.
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Re: why u should have a beer or 4 (cut and paste style)
« Reply #3 on: April 02, 2009, 09:22:01 AM »
How long does one have to fuck a woman to burn off 1 beer? Serious replies please.

a beer only has 150 calories thats equivalent to only doing about 60 pushups
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Re: why u should have a beer or 4 (cut and paste style)
« Reply #4 on: April 02, 2009, 09:22:25 AM »
a beer only has 150 calories thats equivalent to only doing about 60 pushups

60 hip thrusts then?
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Re: why u should have a beer or 4 (cut and paste style)
« Reply #5 on: April 02, 2009, 09:23:21 AM »
beer causes you to do some crazy stuff




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Re: why u should have a beer or 4 (cut and paste style)
« Reply #6 on: April 02, 2009, 09:24:14 AM »
60 hip thrusts then?
80-90 missionary pussy pounding thrusts
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Re: why u should have a beer or 4 (cut and paste style)
« Reply #7 on: April 02, 2009, 09:38:40 AM »
a beer only has 150 calories thats equivalent to only doing about 60 pushups


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Re: why u should have a beer or 4 (cut and paste style)
« Reply #8 on: April 02, 2009, 09:40:45 AM »
a beer only has 150 calories thats equivalent to only doing about 60 pushups

brutal US mini beers

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Re: why u should have a beer or 4 (cut and paste style)
« Reply #9 on: April 02, 2009, 01:12:19 PM »
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Re: why u should have a beer or 4 (cut and paste style)
« Reply #10 on: April 02, 2009, 01:14:17 PM »
brutal US mini beers

lol, how much would you say a small german beer has?


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Re: why u should have a beer or 4 (cut and paste style)
« Reply #11 on: April 02, 2009, 01:17:01 PM »
lol, how much would you say a small german beer has?





Those are some real shitty pours.half full and full of foam >:(

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« Reply #12 on: April 02, 2009, 01:21:03 PM »
this is truly great information, don't see that too often here.

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Re: why u should have a beer or 4 (cut and paste style)
« Reply #13 on: April 02, 2009, 01:24:08 PM »
lol, how much would you say a small german beer has?



Mmmmmmmmmmmm, the Hauf Brau tent at the Oktoberfest was great !!!!

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« Reply #14 on: April 02, 2009, 01:24:59 PM »


Those are some real shitty pours.half full and full of foam >:(

True, but you can return those. It's actualy against the law.  ;D ;D

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Re: why u should have a beer or 4 (cut and paste style)
« Reply #15 on: April 02, 2009, 01:25:50 PM »
Those are some real shitty pours.half full and full of foam >:(

Maybe, but who cares when it's served right ;D


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Re: why u should have a beer or 4 (cut and paste style)
« Reply #16 on: April 02, 2009, 01:26:02 PM »
Mmmmmmmmmmmm, the Hauf Brau tent at the Oktoberfest was great !!!!




Don't you just make your own hootch in the woods behind your house ??? ;D

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« Reply #17 on: April 02, 2009, 01:29:04 PM »
Prost! :D




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Re: why u should have a beer or 4 (cut and paste style)
« Reply #18 on: April 02, 2009, 01:31:00 PM »



Don't you just make your own hootch in the woods behind your house ??? ;D

Not me, but my dad and grandpa did.....haha, no shit...... ;D

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« Reply #19 on: April 02, 2009, 01:36:16 PM »
Not me, but my dad and grandpa did.....haha, no shit...... ;D




God bless your American heart 8)

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Re: why u should have a beer or 4 (cut and paste style)
« Reply #20 on: April 02, 2009, 03:35:07 PM »



God bless your American heart 8)

I can still wrangle me up some, if needed..... ;D