Back in the day, Muscle Mayhem used to have this cool feature called "The Pro Phantom." About 10-15 pro BBers had the password to the account, and could log in and post whatever their hearts desired, and for the most part most other pros wouldn't know who it was because it was a community account.
I remember Mr. Taylor's triceps were called into question one day, and the Pro Phantom logged in and said that Ernie would show up to expos or something with bandages on his arms, and I seem to recall that once he was even spotted with some type of goo dripping out of a scar on his arm...
Dorian may say no oil, but I'm disagreeing with this one.