On a side note....
Why do bald guys think they look good with goatees/chin beards like the above pictured conehead?
Looks like a cock with a hairy sack.
Usually because without any hair on top of their head, they need something else to distract people from just being completely bald (by choice or not). Some choose earrings, some a goatee, or other forms of decoration.
It's like saying "why do guys with hair always comb it?"