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Famous Quotes!
« on: April 05, 2009, 09:18:47 AM »
i'll start with a few of my favs...and i'll start with a ciche Author, the big mac and fries of the literarty world!

Stephen King ;D

The beauty of religious mania is that it has the power to explain everything. Once God (or Satan) is accepted as the first cause of everything which happens in the mortal world, nothing is left to chance... logic can be happily tossed out the window.

The road to Hell is paved with adverbs."
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Re: Famous Quotes!
« Reply #1 on: April 05, 2009, 09:38:52 AM »
Of all the Charlie Browns in the world, you're the Charlie Browniest.

-Linus Van Pelt

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Re: Famous Quotes!
« Reply #2 on: April 05, 2009, 09:52:07 AM »
Ah, well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means.
Oscar Wilde

Alas, I am dying beyond my means.
Oscar Wilde

Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned.
George Balanchine

Imagination rules the world.
Napoleon Bonaparte




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Re: Famous Quotes!
« Reply #3 on: April 05, 2009, 11:03:33 AM »
From Twilight!


And So the lion fell in love with the lamb.
What a stupid lamb.
What a sick masochistic lion.
-Edward & Bella
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Re: Famous Quotes!
« Reply #4 on: April 06, 2009, 10:19:43 AM »
ok deedles..here is 1 of my fav wilderian quotes


A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.


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To lose one parent, Mr. Worthing, may be regarded as a misfortune. To lose both looks like carelessness.    <from "the importance being earnest"
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Re: Famous Quotes!
« Reply #5 on: April 09, 2009, 02:43:26 PM »
ok deedles..here is 1 of my fav wilderian quotes


A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.


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To lose one parent, Mr. Worthing, may be regarded as a misfortune. To lose both looks like carelessness.    <from "the importance being earnest"

I was waiting for those.  :)

Who said these -

"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to."

"The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity."

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« Reply #6 on: April 09, 2009, 03:00:55 PM »
I was waiting for those.  :)

Who said these -

"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to."


dorothy parker


not sure if the other one is hers though

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« Reply #7 on: April 09, 2009, 03:14:11 PM »
dorothy parker


not sure if the other one is hers though

It was too easy.  >:(

How about this one...

"So he says 'My wife's a pain in the ass. She's always busting my friggin' agates. My daughter's married to a real loser bastard. And I got a rash so bad on my ass, I can't even sit down. But you know me. I can't complain.'

No googling allowed.  :)

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« Reply #8 on: April 09, 2009, 03:20:52 PM »
It was too easy.  >:(

How about this one...

"So he says 'My wife's a pain in the ass. She's always busting my friggin' agates. My daughter's married to a real loser bastard. And I got a rash so bad on my ass, I can't even sit down. But you know me. I can't complain.'

No googling allowed.  :)


you saying i'm simple?   >:(

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« Reply #9 on: April 09, 2009, 03:59:13 PM »
you saying i'm simple?   >:(

No, it's a line from my fav movie of all times. I love John Goodman more than anything. Even though he didn't say it, still.

What's with the simple theme?  :)

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Re: Famous Quotes!
« Reply #10 on: April 13, 2009, 05:28:56 AM »
Other than "The love song of J alfred Prufrock" and "Chlilde Roland to the Dark Tower Came "

this is one of my fav poems




HYSTERIA

T.S. Eliot

AS she laughed I was aware of becoming involved
in her laughter and being part of it, until her
teeth were only accidental stars with a talent
for squad-drill. I was drawn in by short gasps,
inhaled at each momentary recovery, lost finally
in the dark caverns of her throat, bruised by
the ripple of unseen muscles. An elderly waiter
with trembling hands was hurriedly spreading
a pink and white checked cloth over the rusty
green iron table, saying: "If the lady and
gentleman wish to take their tea in the garden,
if the lady and gentleman wish to take their
tea in the garden ..." I decided that if the
shaking of her breasts could be stopped, some of
the fragments of the afternoon might be collected,
and I concentrated my attention with careful
subtlety to this end.
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Re: Famous Quotes!
« Reply #11 on: April 13, 2009, 05:35:03 AM »
Roses and Rue : who is it by Deedee? :)

Could we dig up this long-buried treasure,
Were it worth the pleasure,
We never could learn love's song,
We are parted too long.

Could the passionate past that is fled
Call back its dead,
Could we live it all over again,
Were it worth the pain!

I remember we used to meet
By an ivied seat,
And you warbled each pretty word
With the air of a bird;

And your voice had a quaver in it,
Just like a linnet,
And shook, as the blackbird's throat
With its last big note;

And your eyes, they were green and grey
Like an April day,
But lit into amethyst
When I stooped and kissed;

And your mouth, it would never smile
For a long, long while,
Then it rippled all over with laughter
Five minutes after.

You were always afraid of a shower,
Just like a flower:
I remember you started and ran
When the rain began.

I remember I never could catch you,
For no one could match you,
You had wonderful, luminous, fleet,
Little wings to your feet.

I remember your hair--did I tie it?
For it always ran riot--
Like a tangled sunbeam of gold:
These things are old.

I remember so well the room,
And the lilac bloom
That beat at the dripping pane
In the warm June rain;

And the colour of your gown,
It was amber-brown,
And two yellow satin bows
From your shoulders rose.

And the handkerchief of French lace
Which you held to your face--
Had a small tear left a stain?
Or was it the rain?

On your hand as it waved adieu
There were veins of blue;
In your voice as it said good-bye
Was a petulant cry,

'You have only wasted your life.'
(Ah, that was the knife!)
When I rushed through the garden gate
It was all too late.

Could we live it over again,
Were it worth the pain,
Could the passionate past that is fled
Call back its dead!

Well, if my heart must break,
Dear love, for your sake,
It will break in music, I know,
Poets' hearts break so.

But strange that I was not told
That the brain can hold
In a tiny ivory cell
God's heaven and hell.
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Re: Famous Quotes!
« Reply #12 on: April 13, 2009, 05:43:15 AM »
Hey Farts!  Your topic says famous quotes, not famous poems!
I have two that I like...

"If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide."
-Mohandas Gandhi

"Like many women my age, I am 28 years old."
-Mary Schmich

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Re: Famous Quotes!
« Reply #13 on: April 13, 2009, 05:51:43 AM »
Hey Farts!  Your topic says famous quotes, not famous poems!
I have two that I like...

"If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide."
-Mohandas Gandhi

"Like many women my age, I am 28 years old."
-Mary Schmich


"Women should be obscene and not heard. "    Gurcho Marx



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Re: Famous Quotes!
« Reply #14 on: April 13, 2009, 06:06:29 AM »
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Re: Famous Quotes!
« Reply #15 on: April 13, 2009, 12:03:48 PM »
We're watching Smurfs tonight
-Me

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« Reply #16 on: April 13, 2009, 12:10:42 PM »
"No more yangee my dangee...the Donger need food!!"

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« Reply #17 on: April 13, 2009, 12:17:48 PM »
"im  your huckleberry"


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« Reply #18 on: April 13, 2009, 02:19:34 PM »
"Show me a good loser and I'll show you a loser"- Woody Hayes

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« Reply #19 on: April 13, 2009, 04:33:37 PM »
"I'll show you fear in a handfull of dust"   T.S. Elliott
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