« previous next »
Pages: 1 2 [3] 4   Go Down

Author Topic: Would you hit it????  (Read 8079 times)

Tre

  • Expert
  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 16548
  • "What you don't have is a career."
Re: Would you hit it????
« Reply #50 on: April 08, 2009, 02:48:03 PM »
Quote from: MemberX on April 08, 2009, 02:38:55 PM
she refused to schmoe squat you? .... OH NO SHE DIDN'T  :o

LOL

Nah, she hasn't blasted me (yet), but she made a comment to someone else about not being into the guys wanting to date her because she could fulfill a fetish they had. 

I'm only dating schmoehos from now on. 
Logged

ASJChaotic

  • Guest
Re: Would you hit it????
« Reply #51 on: April 08, 2009, 02:49:20 PM »
Quote from: Doug_Steele on April 08, 2009, 02:40:03 PM
The real question is, would you hit it Vince??  :D
'

i wonder if vince would consider her a man lol!  ;D
Logged

The Showstoppa

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 26879
  • Call the vet, cause these pythons are sick!
Re: Would you hit it????
« Reply #52 on: April 08, 2009, 02:49:47 PM »
Quote from: Tre on April 08, 2009, 02:48:03 PM
LOL

Nah, she hasn't blasted me (yet), but she made a comment to someone else about not being into the guys wanting to date her because she could fulfill a fetish they had. 

I'm only dating schmoehos from now on. 


She should be happy anybody wants to take her out.  I mean, I'm sure she gets asked over if you need help moving, carrying a couch, etc... but an actual date?  C'mon..... ;D
Logged

Method101

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 8455
Re: Would you hit it????
« Reply #53 on: April 08, 2009, 02:49:57 PM »
Logged

ASJChaotic

  • Guest
Re: Would you hit it????
« Reply #54 on: April 08, 2009, 02:50:43 PM »
Quote from: Tre on April 08, 2009, 02:48:03 PM
LOL

Nah, she hasn't blasted me (yet), but she made a comment to someone else about not being into the guys wanting to date her because she could fulfill a fetish they had. 
I'm only dating schmoehos from now on. 

good to know she considers herself a freak LOL  ;D
Logged

Tre

  • Expert
  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 16548
  • "What you don't have is a career."
Re: Would you hit it????
« Reply #55 on: April 08, 2009, 02:52:16 PM »
Quote from: MemberX on April 08, 2009, 02:50:43 PM
good to know she considers herself a freak LOL  ;D

I like potty-mouth girls.  Why is that so bad?  She should be glad I'm into that shit! 
Logged

mass 04

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 11039
Re: Would you hit it????
« Reply #56 on: April 08, 2009, 02:52:59 PM »
Quote from: Wiggs on April 08, 2009, 02:04:54 PM
She called us c u n t s.  When I get back in a couple hours, I'm gonna rip her a new hole...
I tried to be nice but that can't pass, chubs. Brutal stretch marks on 56 inch waist, buy one get one free pile of "skinny clothes" in the corner if you ever lose the 300 lbs, Lane Bryant stretched to the band shorts, flabby tits wrapped around to your lats, cell phone charger on the floor after Jenny Craig stopped taking your calls, rats nest hair, and probable smell of bacon and B.O.
Logged

ASJChaotic

  • Guest
Re: Would you hit it????
« Reply #57 on: April 08, 2009, 02:54:08 PM »
Quote from: The Showstoppa on April 08, 2009, 02:49:47 PM

She should be happy anybody wants to take her out.  I mean, I'm sure she gets asked over if you need help moving, carrying a couch, etc... but an actual date?  C'mon..... ;D


Logged

FOR REAL

  • Getbig III
  • ***
  • Posts: 719
Re: Would you hit it????
« Reply #58 on: April 08, 2009, 02:54:24 PM »
Quote from: Vince G, CSN MFT on April 08, 2009, 12:36:03 PM
;D

How many YEARS pregnant is she?!

FOR REAL
Logged

Jeffro

  • Getbig IV
  • ****
  • Posts: 3614
Re: Would you hit it????
« Reply #59 on: April 08, 2009, 02:54:55 PM »
Quote from: mass 04 on April 08, 2009, 02:52:59 PM
I tried to be nice but that can't pass, chubs. Brutal stretch marks on 56 inch waist, buy one get one free pile of "skinny clothes" in the corner if you ever lose the 300 lbs, Lane Bryant stretched to the band shorts, flabby tits wrapped around to your lats, cell phone charger on the floor after Jenny Craig stopped taking your calls, rats nest hair, and probable smell of bacon and B.O.
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHHAHAHAHAHA!  Brutal.
Logged

The Showstoppa

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 26879
  • Call the vet, cause these pythons are sick!
Re: Would you hit it????
« Reply #60 on: April 08, 2009, 02:55:10 PM »
Quote from: mass 04 on April 08, 2009, 02:52:59 PM
I tried to be nice but that can't pass, chubs. Brutal stretch marks on 56 inch waist, buy one get one free pile of "skinny clothes" in the corner if you ever lose the 300 lbs, Lane Bryant stretched to the band shorts, flabby tits wrapped around to your lats, cell phone charger on the floor after Jenny Craig stopped taking your calls, rats nest hair, and probable smell of bacon and B.O.

hahaha yes mass.
Logged

ASJChaotic

  • Guest
Re: Would you hit it????
« Reply #61 on: April 08, 2009, 02:56:09 PM »
Quote from: FOR REAL on April 08, 2009, 02:54:24 PM
How many YEARS pregnant is she?!

FOR REAL

Logged

dr.chimps

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 28635
  • Chimpus ergo sum
Re: Would you hit it????
« Reply #62 on: April 08, 2009, 02:59:18 PM »
I see a quote I made about Tre is on the first page. How does that happen?
Logged

Tre

  • Expert
  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 16548
  • "What you don't have is a career."
Re: Would you hit it????
« Reply #63 on: April 08, 2009, 03:27:20 PM »
Quote from: dr.chimps on April 08, 2009, 02:59:18 PM
I see a quote I made about Tre is on the first page. How does that happen?

Oh shit, I didn't even catch that...but it's true!!! L O L

(the moment I encountered that thread, I immediately PM'd her, because I was deathly afraid of ending up on her bad side, since I was the new schmoe in town)
Logged

ASJChaotic

  • Guest
Re: Would you hit it????
« Reply #64 on: April 08, 2009, 03:36:34 PM »
Quote from: Tre on April 08, 2009, 03:27:20 PM
Oh shit, I didn't even catch that...but it's true!!! L O L

(the moment I encountered that thread, I immediately PM'd her, because I was deathly afraid of ending up on her bad side, since I was the new schmoe in town)

man up  >:( don't be the "light" schmoe, be the heavy schmoe that she breaks her back trying to schmoe squat  >:(
Logged

MB_722

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 11173
  • RIP Keith
Re: Would you hit it????
« Reply #65 on: April 08, 2009, 03:37:32 PM »
No.
Logged

ironneck

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 14419
  • team young getbiggers
Re: Would you hit it????
« Reply #66 on: April 08, 2009, 03:38:03 PM »
haha she sure loves döner and baklava
Logged

lovemonkey

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 7750
  • Two kinds of people; Those that can extrapolate
Re: Would you hit it????
« Reply #67 on: April 08, 2009, 03:45:01 PM »
Quote from: ironneck on April 08, 2009, 03:38:03 PM
haha she sure loves döner and baklava

!!!
Logged
from incomplete data

ironneck

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 14419
  • team young getbiggers
Re: Would you hit it????
« Reply #68 on: April 08, 2009, 03:46:44 PM »
i would not feed her
Logged

lovemonkey

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 7750
  • Two kinds of people; Those that can extrapolate
Re: Would you hit it????
« Reply #69 on: April 08, 2009, 03:48:49 PM »
Quote from: ironneck on April 08, 2009, 03:46:44 PM
i would not feed her

Have to spread the dönner love man.
Logged
from incomplete data

ASJChaotic

  • Guest
Re: Would you hit it????
« Reply #70 on: April 08, 2009, 03:50:27 PM »
Quote from: ironneck on April 08, 2009, 03:46:44 PM
i would not feed her

are you a chef, ironneck?  :)
Logged

ironneck

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 14419
  • team young getbiggers
Re: Would you hit it????
« Reply #71 on: April 08, 2009, 03:52:20 PM »
right now i work in the restaurant of my mother...starting september i will study economy and management
Logged

ASJChaotic

  • Guest
Re: Would you hit it????
« Reply #72 on: April 08, 2009, 03:56:06 PM »
Quote from: ironneck on April 08, 2009, 03:52:20 PM
right now i work in the restaurant of my mother...starting september i will study economy and management

cool.... economy is so god damn boring  :(
Logged

ironneck

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 14419
  • team young getbiggers
Re: Would you hit it????
« Reply #73 on: April 08, 2009, 03:57:00 PM »
i study it cause i wanna be a millionaire one day so i can reach getbig superstar status
Logged

ASJChaotic

  • Guest
Re: Would you hit it????
« Reply #74 on: April 08, 2009, 03:59:14 PM »
Quote from: ironneck on April 08, 2009, 03:57:00 PM
i study it cause i wanna be a millionaire one day so i can reach getbig superstar status

lol .... wait ..... you mean you are not ATLEAST a millionaire and you post on here?  :o
TIME TO SOUND THE LUNK ALARM  >:(

Logged
Pages: 1 2 [3] 4   Go Up
« previous next »