the truth about personal training

[tbombz]

trust me
i can see where you think this man is gay

is that shirt always that tight, or did you just take a shower while wearing that ?

[Smokincrazy]

i'm gonna get right to it

first, I was working as a personal trainer on and off over the last few years but only persued it Full-time as of January

anyway, I am certified by a very well recognized organization ( i won't name it cuz they don't need their name run through the mud here.....and no! the organization is NOT NAMBLA, you assclowns)

needless to say, i kinda sorta know my shit- actually, I don't remember a fucking thing from my course work and BARELY passed my exam the first time around. But, none the less, I am certified

anyway, here are the truths
feel free to chime in with yours

-Personal trainers do not work in the health business, they don't not work in the fitness business- IT IS A VANITY BUSINESS
please, stop with the ck'ing of blood pressure or finding out what meds a client is on- all clients want one thing- to look like Brad Pitt or Angelina Jolie
-All your clients are either cougars/milfs or gay men.  NO STRAIGHT MAN PAYS FOR PERSONAL TRAINING
-All clients want to bang their trainers/ have masturbated to their trainers
-All Clients are attracted to the fact that someone is telling them what to do i.e.  they are the submissive type/have a submission fetish
-the booksmart Trainers don't survive, being a trainer is about being good looking and ,basically, kicking the shit out of your clients- Why? Because paying for a trainer is spending discretionary income and discretionary income is spent towards "luxury items". Why pay for a luxury item that looks like shit?!

there is alot other truths but i'm drawing some blanks at the moment so i will add some here and there as they come up in my head

Im a trainer and you summed this up quite well Johnny

[Topskin69]

There is a demographic for desperate straight men, that will hire the hottest female personal trainers they can find, for the off chance they can score with them. It doesnt happen of course...but I see this a lot. A young hottie, can rake in the dough, if she goes the cocktease route.

M!

[dyslexic]

Most clients are MILFs with $$$$$ who need more attention that a newborn baby.

Some are hot, most are not

Very rarely do men want a trainer, if they do, it is only for a short time. MILFs will stay forever, until you kick them to the curb and lock them out of the gym

Young girls come and go, they are so horny they can't hide it. You act like you don't see it, but everyone else in the gym does.

Trainers should be real familiar with what the ceiling in their gym looks like

Some female clients stink so bad you dread seeing them pull up, you are hoping they will miss their appointment so you can run to your car and GTFO of there. You won't even charge them for missing... hell, you may even pay another trainer to take them from you (if possible)


Dont ever, ever, ever, have sex with your clients.


Ever.


They can promise there will be "no strings attatched"

They can promise they dont have  a BF or husband

They can promise they won't stalk you afterwards


They lie.





Personal training can be a lucrative business if you have a reputation for being able to get your clients in shape. Other than that, I can't think of anything else about it that I like.


You sure as hell don't feel like working out after training other people all day.

[bodybuilder1234]

LOL

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[SaltShaker]

95% Personal trainers are PAID FRIENDS. Like hookers. thats all. Sure you do get some trainers that actually know what they are doing, but nowadays its a "get rich scheme"

[Earl1972]

i'm gonna get right to it

first, I was working as a personal trainer on and off over the last few years but only persued it Full-time as of January

anyway, I am certified by a very well recognized organization ( i won't name it cuz they don't need their name run through the mud here.....and no! the organization is NOT NAMBLA, you assclowns)

needless to say, i kinda sorta know my shit- actually, I don't remember a fucking thing from my course work and BARELY passed my exam the first time around. But, none the less, I am certified

anyway, here are the truths
feel free to chime in with yours

-Personal trainers do not work in the health business, they don't not work in the fitness business- IT IS A VANITY BUSINESS
please, stop with the ck'ing of blood pressure or finding out what meds a client is on- all clients want one thing- to look like Brad Pitt or Angelina Jolie
-All your clients are either cougars/milfs or gay men.  NO STRAIGHT MAN PAYS FOR PERSONAL TRAINING
-All clients want to bang their trainers/ have masturbated to their trainers
-All Clients are attracted to the fact that someone is telling them what to do i.e.  they are the submissive type/have a submission fetish
-the booksmart Trainers don't survive, being a trainer is about being good looking and ,basically, kicking the shit out of your clients- Why? Because paying for a trainer is spending discretionary income and discretionary income is spent towards "luxury items". Why pay for a luxury item that looks like shit?!

there is alot other truths but i'm drawing some blanks at the moment so i will add some here and there as they come up in my head

based on my gym i agree with all except for this, most of the trainers at my gym are completely average looking

i don't think their smart either because they don't teach the clients how to properly lift weights, i think the clients may like that their trainer looks normal, makes them less intimidating

E

[HTexan]

i'm gonna get right to it

first, I was working as a personal trainer on and off over the last few years but only persued it Full-time as of January

anyway, I am certified by a very well recognized organization ( i won't name it cuz they don't need their name run through the mud here.....and no! the organization is NOT NAMBLA, you assclowns)

needless to say, i kinda sorta know my shit- actually, I don't remember a fucking thing from my course work and BARELY passed my exam the first time around. But, none the less, I am certified

anyway, here are the truths
feel free to chime in with yours

-Personal trainers do not work in the health business, they don't not work in the fitness business- IT IS A VANITY BUSINESS
please, stop with the ck'ing of blood pressure or finding out what meds a client is on- all clients want one thing- to look like Brad Pitt or Angelina Jolie
-All your clients are either cougars/milfs or gay men.  NO STRAIGHT MAN PAYS FOR PERSONAL TRAINING
-All clients want to bang their trainers/ have masturbated to their trainers
-All Clients are attracted to the fact that someone is telling them what to do i.e.  they are the submissive type/have a submission fetish
-the booksmart Trainers don't survive, being a trainer is about being good looking and ,basically, kicking the shit out of your clients- Why? Because paying for a trainer is spending discretionary income and discretionary income is spent towards "luxury items". Why pay for a luxury item that looks like shit?!

there is alot other truths but i'm drawing some blanks at the moment so i will add some here and there as they come up in my head

ok, i'll bite. i don't know what kinky place you work at. but, i paid for a PT and i'm straight. It was because i was a noobie, and didn't know a lot about lifting. Plus my motivation sucked. The only lifting i did before was years before in high school for sports. Anyway, i had a pt for about 6-9 months. And being lifting by myself over a ?year and a half? now. Still learning, a lot of people here got more experience in this lifting game then i do.  yip yip

[johnnynoname]

is that shirt always that tight, or did you just take a shower while wearing that ?

always that tight

it is the SHIT, no?

95% Personal trainers are PAID FRIENDS. Like hookers. thats all. Sure you do get some trainers that actually know what they are doing, but nowadays its a "get rich scheme"

qft
i think alot of new trainers need to realize that THEY ARE prostitutes and to think outside of the box
it has NOTHING to do with training/knowledge and everything to do with looks/personality, imho

[Bobby]

Most clients are MILFs with $$$$$ who need more attention that a newborn baby.

Some are hot, most are not

Very rarely do men want a trainer, if they do, it is only for a short time. MILFs will stay forever, until you kick them to the curb and lock them out of the gym

Young girls come and go, they are so horny they can't hide it. You act like you don't see it, but everyone else in the gym does.

Trainers should be real familiar with what the ceiling in their gym looks like

Some female clients stink so bad you dread seeing them pull up, you are hoping they will miss their appointment so you can run to your car and GTFO of there. You won't even charge them for missing... hell, you may even pay another trainer to take them from you (if possible)


Dont ever, ever, ever, have sex with your clients.


Ever.


They can promise there will be "no strings attatched"

They can promise they dont have  a BF or husband

They can promise they won't stalk you afterwards


They lie.





Personal training can be a lucrative business if you have a reputation for being able to get your clients in shape. Other than that, I can't think of anything else about it that I like.


You sure as hell don't feel like working out after training other people all day.

you did, i take it

what happened?

[Jizzacked]

you did, i take it

what happened?

the guy he slept with bragged about it to the bros at the gym.

[Bobby]

the guy he slept with bragged about it to the bros at the gym.

 

[The Showstoppa]

the guy he slept with bragged about it to the bros at the gym.

hahaha, yes!  Good stuff right there....LOL

[vic86]

i think the mentality of an aveage girl/milf/gay would be seeking attention , which they dont get it elsewhere, so that 1 hour or less, with a personal trainer that individual opens up, i have seen trainers getting fired from the gym just for touching the clients for which they complain to the manager,but having sex with your client is completely unprofessional,its all about student teacher relationship,initially even i used to think "wow these trainers get all the hot bitches" but i have come accross people who are really athlete trainers who make it more realistic, glam trainers are more worst in shape than a average gym rat,but making more money by just making them lift pink dumbells on a swiss ball.