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Me and Roland
« on: April 13, 2009, 12:29:48 PM »
Excite!!!!! 8)

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Re: Me and Roland
« Reply #1 on: April 13, 2009, 12:36:43 PM »
the next arnold.

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Re: Me and Roland
« Reply #2 on: April 13, 2009, 12:37:40 PM »
You look like a human version of a possum. That's not a knock, everybody looks like an animal.

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Re: Me and Roland
« Reply #3 on: April 13, 2009, 12:38:03 PM »
wow what a compliment
thanks i appreciate it

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Re: Me and Roland
« Reply #4 on: April 13, 2009, 12:42:46 PM »
Excite!!!!! 8)

Was that you who was in Ice Age and Ice Age II, trying to store the nut and constantly getting your ass handed to you ???


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Re: Me and Roland
« Reply #5 on: April 13, 2009, 12:44:27 PM »
What's up with that faggy handshake?  Did Roland kiss your hand or something?  ;D

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Re: Me and Roland
« Reply #6 on: April 13, 2009, 12:44:41 PM »
wow what a compliment
thanks i appreciate it

I had a friend who looked like a Shark. He was pretty tough though so if I had said that to him I'm pretty sure he'd lace me up pretty good.

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Re: Me and Roland
« Reply #7 on: April 13, 2009, 12:48:20 PM »
THATS NOT BILL PAXTON.

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Re: Me and Roland
« Reply #8 on: April 13, 2009, 12:55:06 PM »
creep..

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Re: Me and Roland
« Reply #9 on: April 13, 2009, 12:56:35 PM »
What's up with that faggy handshake?  Did Roland kiss your hand or something?  ;D
its the officail schmoe handshake ;D

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Re: Me and Roland
« Reply #10 on: April 13, 2009, 01:06:13 PM »
That's not Howie.
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Re: Me and Roland
« Reply #11 on: April 13, 2009, 01:15:12 PM »

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Re: Me and Roland
« Reply #12 on: April 13, 2009, 01:16:41 PM »
Was that you who was in Ice Age and Ice Age II, trying to store the nut and constantly getting your ass handed to you ???




WATCH IT!!!!
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Kind of like VP used to be! ;D Except he was far from my hero! :-\

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Re: Me and Roland
« Reply #13 on: April 13, 2009, 01:24:32 PM »
That guy you're ridiculing with Roland is someone I know pretty well. His name is Chip Van Wanderham and we competed several years ago when we were teenagers. The guy had a very good physique and believe it or not was a handsome guy who had a lot of hot chicks. Then some truck smashed into his jeep about 15 years ago and Chip got major brain damage. He was in a coma for a long time and they thought he'd be a vegetable. After a lot of physical therapy, he now can work out, functions very well considering everything..but he can't help about the facial contortions. I know this is Getbig and I make fun of a lot of people but this guy is doing the absolute best he can.

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Re: Me and Roland
« Reply #14 on: April 13, 2009, 01:26:55 PM »


LOL

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Re: Me and Roland
« Reply #15 on: April 13, 2009, 01:27:13 PM »
That guy you're ridiculing with Roland is someone I know pretty well. His name is Chip Van Wanderham and we competed several years ago when we were teenagers. The guy had a very good physique and believe it or not was a handsome guy who had a lot of hot chicks. Then some truck smashed into his jeep about 15 years ago and Chip got major brain damage. He was in a coma for a long time and they thought he'd be a vegetable. After a lot of physical therapy, he now can work out, functions very well considering everything..but he can't help about the facial contortions. I know this is Getbig and I make fun of a lot of people but this guy is doing the absolute best he can.

Thanks for the info.

Dekethecreep!!!!!!!!!!!! May your next order of Nasser's soiled undies disappoint you by being a mistaken shipment of freshly laundered ones >:(

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Re: Me and Roland
« Reply #16 on: April 13, 2009, 02:01:23 PM »
busted ;D

hey i was gonna tell you guys sooner or later

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Re: Me and Roland
« Reply #17 on: April 13, 2009, 02:03:31 PM »
of course we knew this wasn't you, he looks far to big.

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Re: Me and Roland
« Reply #18 on: April 13, 2009, 02:06:37 PM »
I thought Deke posted a vid of him playing a guitar?   big bald dood.

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Re: Me and Roland
« Reply #19 on: April 13, 2009, 02:24:46 PM »
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAH

DekeTheCreep is a champ at manipulating our minds.  >:(
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Re: Me and Roland
« Reply #20 on: April 13, 2009, 02:48:32 PM »
Looks just like "Bill Paxton" from big love.
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Re: Me and Roland
« Reply #21 on: April 13, 2009, 02:54:59 PM »
busted ;D

hey i was gonna tell you guys sooner or later

he seems really happy with a death grip on his blackberry to match

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Re: Me and Roland
« Reply #22 on: April 13, 2009, 02:59:00 PM »
That guy you're ridiculing with Roland is someone I know pretty well. His name is Chip Van Wanderham and we competed several years ago when we were teenagers. The guy had a very good physique and believe it or not was a handsome guy who had a lot of hot chicks. Then some truck smashed into his jeep about 15 years ago and Chip got major brain damage. He was in a coma for a long time and they thought he'd be a vegetable. After a lot of physical therapy, he now can work out, functions very well considering everything..but he can't help about the facial contortions. I know this is Getbig and I make fun of a lot of people but this guy is doing the absolute best he can.
States should have hell stricter driving tests.  You'd see accidents cut to 20% of what's today.
It's funny how people turn 17 and feel it's their "right" to drive.
This will never happen because it would affect the car industry heavily.
Less traffic, fewer accidents, speed limits only in major cities.
This would make too much sense for the government to put through.
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Re: Me and Roland
« Reply #23 on: April 13, 2009, 03:01:53 PM »
he seems really happy with a death grip on his blackberry to match
his name rules
chip van wanderham
 

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Re: Me and Roland
« Reply #24 on: April 13, 2009, 03:02:54 PM »
his name rules
chip van wanderham
 

Not as much as Cockroft.  ;D
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