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Would you? for 10 million US cash
« on: April 14, 2009, 01:49:00 PM »




i figured there needs to be a female version of this....


and for 10 mil....forget you gals....I fcking would!
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Re: Would you? for 10 million US cash
« Reply #1 on: April 14, 2009, 01:52:17 PM »
One humane bullet to the head.

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Re: Would you? for 10 million US cash
« Reply #2 on: April 14, 2009, 01:53:56 PM »
One humane bullet to the head.



look man

5 mil to get my junk cleaned
5 mil for the happily ever after :)
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Re: Would you? for 10 million US cash
« Reply #3 on: April 14, 2009, 07:07:24 PM »


look man

5 mil to get my junk cleaned
5 mil for the happily ever after :)

How much will it take for the image of that fat, greasy, smelly, beached whale of beast to be out of your head?

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Re: Would you? for 10 million US cash
« Reply #4 on: April 16, 2009, 06:28:34 PM »
How much will it take for the image of that fat, greasy, smelly, beached whale of beast to be out of your head?

mind over blubber! ;D
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Re: Would you? for 10 million US cash
« Reply #5 on: April 17, 2009, 04:50:23 AM »
mind over blubber! ;D

The smell would be burned into your brain like an evil color that never fades. No amount of drinking, smoking, pills, snorting, vacationing, bathing or anything else would free you of the feeling.

The money, and every experience that came from it, would be tainted to a point where you'd live a joyless life until donating it to charity. :)

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Re: Would you? for 10 million US cash
« Reply #6 on: April 17, 2009, 05:11:23 AM »
lolololersss ..  :D

yep I would .. all the things I could do with that money would be spectacular .. I would risk all you mention Doc .. besides .. and not trying to be mean ..but wouldn't doing him to begin with count as charity ?




****edit**** just thought of something .. I could get hypnotized and have the whole thing erased from my memory  ;D

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Re: Would you? for 10 million US cash
« Reply #7 on: April 17, 2009, 07:01:22 AM »
lolololersss ..  :D

yep I would .. all the things I could do with that money would be spectacular .. I would risk all you mention Doc .. besides .. and not trying to be mean ..but wouldn't doing him to begin with count as charity ?




****edit**** just thought of something .. I could get hypnotized and have the whole thing erased from my memory  ;D

He's married, LOL! Some chick committed her entire life to caring for him in that room.... probably for free!!

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Re: Would you? for 10 million US cash
« Reply #8 on: April 17, 2009, 07:11:48 AM »
He's married, LOL! Some chick committed her entire life to caring for him in that room.... probably for free!!


 :( damn .. just my luck .. it was a good theory anyway





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Re: Would you? for 10 million US cash
« Reply #9 on: April 17, 2009, 08:31:42 AM »
it ws an excellent theory w8


however unfortunately no woman have weighed on this important matter, which is disappointing.
carpe` vaginum!

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Re: Would you? for 10 million US cash
« Reply #10 on: April 17, 2009, 10:22:45 AM »
it ws an excellent theory w8


however unfortunately no woman have weighed on this important matter, which is disappointing.
w8m8 is a woman!

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Re: Would you? for 10 million US cash
« Reply #11 on: April 17, 2009, 11:07:03 AM »
w8m8 is a woman!




omg...really? she never ..well yanno...no one told me..... i'm sorry w8m8
so then i stand corrected! w8m8 has earned a new degree of affluence in my eyes.
the bravery showed here by just  afflicting such a thought/visual on ones brain is to be applauded.


she is officially A-ok in my books! :)





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Re: Would you? for 10 million US cash
« Reply #12 on: April 17, 2009, 11:09:33 AM »
don't sweat it PF, i didn't know either lol

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Re: Would you? for 10 million US cash
« Reply #13 on: April 17, 2009, 11:13:43 AM »
don't sweat it PF, i didn't know either lol


i'm usually up in my own little world anyhow....my girl claims to have seen me have a whole conversation with a wall once....i dont buy it...


anyhow, so Migs....for 10 mil...would ya?  ;D
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Re: Would you? for 10 million US cash
« Reply #14 on: April 17, 2009, 11:15:13 AM »
i've had lots of conversation iwht inanimate objects. 

for 10 million, tax free...yeah i would.

 :-[ :-X

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Re: Would you? for 10 million US cash
« Reply #15 on: April 17, 2009, 11:22:54 AM »
i've had lots of conversation iwht inanimate objects. 

for 10 million, tax free...yeah i would.

 :-[ :-X


you are a good man sir, better than the average man and on your way to greatness...




btw....how long before someone on here finds this teh gay and makes a funny?
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Re: Would you? for 10 million US cash
« Reply #16 on: April 17, 2009, 11:24:43 AM »

you are a good man sir, better than the average man and on your way to greatness...




btw....how long before someone on here finds this teh gay and makes a funny?

too late lol. 

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Re: Would you? for 10 million US cash
« Reply #17 on: April 17, 2009, 11:27:11 AM »
too late lol. 


at least its the girl board...we'd get slaughtered on teh X for this....
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Re: Would you? for 10 million US cash
« Reply #18 on: April 17, 2009, 11:30:33 AM »

at least its the girl board...we'd get slaughtered on teh X for this....

EPIC GAY/SCHMOE MELTDOWN
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Re: Would you? for 10 million US cash
« Reply #19 on: April 17, 2009, 11:35:48 AM »
EPIC GAY/SCHMOE MELTDOWN
 ;D



ummm too squaddish for teh X


we are superiorily cooler and wittier at insults...



for example when i mentioned "tyger" earlier i spelled it as ws spelled in one of william blakes poem....a little daisy if you may , for deedles.



NOW , you may proceed with the epic gay schmoe comments! ;D
carpe` vaginum!

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Re: Would you? for 10 million US cash
« Reply #20 on: April 17, 2009, 11:53:09 AM »

i'm usually up in my own little world anyhow....my girl claims to have seen me have a whole conversation with a wall once....i dont buy it...


I knew a guy who walked up to a wall mirror that (in his inebriated state of mind) he apparently thought was urinal.  He wasn't talking to it though :)
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Re: Would you? for 10 million US cash
« Reply #21 on: April 17, 2009, 11:55:06 AM »
you are right i was too brutish, i get the alphabet boards mixed up at times.

Stella! you said you weren't going to tell anyone about that! 

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Re: Would you? for 10 million US cash
« Reply #22 on: April 17, 2009, 11:57:56 AM »
I knew a guy who walked up to a wall mirror that (in his inebriated state of mind) he apparently thought was urinal.  He wasn't talking to it though :)

I wasn't drunk....i usually sometimes solve networking related problems in my head....saves me the trouble of writing...so i talk to my self quite a bit...not out loud but i've caught myself agreeing with myself and nodding.....

although once totally trashed my gal found my naked butt standing in the corner swaying back n forth...apparently i had sleep walked...
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Re: Would you? for 10 million US cash
« Reply #23 on: April 17, 2009, 11:58:01 AM »
 ;D
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Re: Would you? for 10 million US cash
« Reply #24 on: April 17, 2009, 12:00:44 PM »
i got so drunk i hit on myslef.  i even turned me down, that was a low point