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The Hulkster owning Linda and a skinny geek!!!
« on: April 15, 2009, 06:57:55 AM »
n the Page Six write-up of the still-unpublished Rolling Stone article, the paper quotes Hogan -- who's still in the midst of a nasty divorce trial -- as saying that seeing his wife Linda with "some shaggy-haired pool boy 30 years her junior," is enough to make him snap sometimes.
"You live half a mile from the 20,000-square-foot home you can't go to anymore, you're driving through downtown Clearwater and see a 19-year-old boy driving your Escalade, and you know that a 19-year-old boy is sleeping in your bed, with your wife ... I totally understand OJ. I get it," Hogan reportedly told Rolling Stone. He's referring to O.J. Simpson, who was found not guilty of murdering wife Nicole Brown and her companion, Ronald Goldman.
The Hogan divorce is still playing out in Florida. In response to the car comments, Linda Hogan's attorney said that she (and whoever she entrusts) is allowed to use Hogan's Escalade.




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Re: The Hulkster owning Linda and a skinny geek!!!
« Reply #1 on: April 15, 2009, 08:24:32 AM »
n the Page Six write-up of the still-unpublished Rolling Stone article, the paper quotes Hogan -- who's still in the midst of a nasty divorce trial -- as saying that seeing his wife Linda with "some shaggy-haired pool boy 30 years her junior," is enough to make him snap sometimes.
"You live half a mile from the 20,000-square-foot home you can't go to anymore, you're driving through downtown Clearwater and see a 19-year-old boy driving your Escalade, and you know that a 19-year-old boy is sleeping in your bed, with your wife ... I totally understand OJ. I get it," Hogan reportedly told Rolling Stone. He's referring to O.J. Simpson, who was found not guilty of murdering wife Nicole Brown and her companion, Ronald Goldman.
The Hogan divorce is still playing out in Florida. In response to the car comments, Linda Hogan's attorney said that she (and whoever she entrusts) is allowed to use Hogan's Escalade.





OJ huh?  Hulk needs to move out of that area.  Dude is still loaded.  Move out to Cali and forget Linda.  He shouldn't have a problem finding someone.  Or get Knobbs to beat the hell outta the kid... ;D

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Re: The Hulkster owning Linda and a skinny geek!!!
« Reply #2 on: April 15, 2009, 09:36:54 AM »
n the Page Six write-up of the still-unpublished Rolling Stone article, the paper quotes Hogan -- who's still in the midst of a nasty divorce trial -- as saying that seeing his wife Linda with "some shaggy-haired pool boy 30 years her junior," is enough to make him snap sometimes.
"You live half a mile from the 20,000-square-foot home you can't go to anymore, you're driving through downtown Clearwater and see a 19-year-old boy driving your Escalade, and you know that a 19-year-old boy is sleeping in your bed, with your wife ... I totally understand OJ. I get it," Hogan reportedly told Rolling Stone. He's referring to O.J. Simpson, who was found not guilty of murdering wife Nicole Brown and her companion, Ronald Goldman.
The Hogan divorce is still playing out in Florida. In response to the car comments, Linda Hogan's attorney said that she (and whoever she entrusts) is allowed to use Hogan's Escalade.




Linda Bollea is a gold digging worthless bitch who can attribute everything she owns to Hulk Hogan. Hogan made them rich. She has done absolutely NOTHING.

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Re: The Hulkster owning Linda and a skinny geek!!!
« Reply #3 on: April 15, 2009, 12:23:31 PM »
"You live half a mile from the 20,000-square-foot home you can't go to anymore, you're driving through downtown Clearwater and see a 19-year-old boy driving your Escalade, and you know that a 19-year-old boy is sleeping in your bed, with your wife ...

I can’t wait for Linda to find out the 19 year-old is cheating on her with someone 30 years younger and better looking, and realizes that the kid doesn’t love her – or even like her for that matter – and was only using her for fame and wealth.

I believe they call that Karma, and I predict it will happen after the kid has completed law school and has no more tuition bills.

It would be even better if he convinces her to marry him, and then he gets half of her half in the divorce.
She’s fvcking stupid if she thinks this is going to go anywhere beyond a fling.

More likely, she just wanted to leave Hogan and have the freedoms of no responsibility and casual sex.
The latter will prove challenging depending on where she sets her standards, and how fast she blows…



…her bank account.

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Re: The Hulkster owning Linda and a skinny geek!!!
« Reply #4 on: April 15, 2009, 12:26:31 PM »
A guys has to be nuts to get married nowadays.

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Re: The Hulkster owning Linda and a skinny geek!!!
« Reply #5 on: April 15, 2009, 02:01:55 PM »
HULKAMANIA IS STILL RUNNING WILD MOTHER FUCKERS !

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Re: The Hulkster owning Linda and a skinny geek!!!
« Reply #6 on: April 15, 2009, 02:03:36 PM »
But lets hope nothing happens to Linda or they will go after the Hulkster

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Re: The Hulkster owning Linda and a skinny geek!!!
« Reply #7 on: April 15, 2009, 02:20:57 PM »
Hulk Hogan has got to be one of the biggest idiots alive! Who in thier right mind would openly say in an interview with the media that they totally understand OJ and get it. Sure, Chris Rock used to do a bit about understanding OJ. But he is a comedian. Hogan is already getting ripped apart in the media for this and rightfully so.

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Re: The Hulkster owning Linda and a skinny geek!!!
« Reply #8 on: April 15, 2009, 08:02:52 PM »
     
(CNN) -- Pro wrestling legend Hulk Hogan, embroiled in a bitter divorce with his wife, Linda, told Rolling Stone magazine he can "totally understand" O.J. Simpson, the former football great found liable for the deaths of his wife and another man.


Linda and Hulk Hogan enjoy happier times at the 2006 MTV Video Music Awards in New York in 2006.

 "I could have turned everything into a crime scene like O.J., cutting everybody's throat," Hogan said in the interview for a feature that will run in Friday's edition of the magazine.

"You live half a mile from the 20,000-square-foot home you can't go to anymore, you're driving through downtown Clearwater [Florida] and see a 19-year-old boy driving your Escalade, and you know that a 19-year-old boy is sleeping in your bed, with your wife... .

"I totally understand O.J. I get it," Hogan said

A spokeswoman for Rolling Stone magazine confirmed the quote to CNN.

It has been widely reported that Linda Hogan, 49, is dating a younger man. She filed for divorce in 2007 after nearly 25 years of marriage.

Simpson was found not guilty of murder in the 1994 stabbing deaths of his wife, Nicole Brown Simpson, and her friend, Ron Goldman, but was found liable for their deaths by a civil court jury.


Simpson later was found guilty in a Las Vegas, Nevada, armed robbery case and sentenced in December to up to 33 years in prison.

A spokesman for Linda Hogan said Wednesday that the statement amounts to a death threat and that her attorney is "weighing all options necessary to protect his client."

"Sadly, his recent comments remind us that his definition of fair is much different than what the law dictates," Linda Hogan said in a written statement.

Her spokesman, Gary Smith, linked the comments to the 55-year-old Hogan's three-decade career, during which he held multiple championship titles and, during his heyday in the 1980s, was easily the most popular wrestler in the world.

"We have always maintained that the fear that Linda has had to live with comes from the rage and instability much too often associated with pro wrestlers," Smith said in the statement.

CNN was unable to reach Hulk Hogan's publicist for comment on Wednesday. In comments to Access Hollywood, a spokesman said the comments were not intended as a threat and that Hogan "in no way condones" Simpson's actions.

"As part of a lager conversation, he referred to it to exemplify his frustration with his own situation," the spokesman said.

Hulk Hogan's real name is Terry Bollea. His wife alternately goes by Linda Hogan and Linda Bollea.


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Re: The Hulkster owning Linda and a skinny geek!!!
« Reply #9 on: April 15, 2009, 08:23:17 PM »
Can't blame Russo for this one.


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Re: The Hulkster owning Linda and a skinny geek!!!
« Reply #10 on: April 15, 2009, 09:41:21 PM »
Hulk Hogan has got to be one of the biggest idiots alive! Who in thier right mind would openly say in an interview with the media that they totally understand OJ and get it. Sure, Chris Rock used to do a bit about understanding OJ. But he is a comedian. Hogan is already getting ripped apart in the media for this and rightfully so.

I agree dumb move, but he's obviously hurt.

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Re: The Hulkster owning Linda and a skinny geek!!!
« Reply #11 on: April 16, 2009, 04:16:42 AM »
I agree dumb move, but he's obviously hurt.
It definately wasn't smart on Hogan's part and now obviously the media will take advantage of the comment and so will the mooching, money hungry Linda.

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Re: The Hulkster owning Linda and a skinny geek!!!
« Reply #12 on: April 16, 2009, 07:45:59 AM »
Can't blame Russo for this one.


Swerve! Hogan is actually OJ Simpson in disguise and will team with Karl Malone at WM 26 against Val Venis and Nick Hogan in a Linda Hogan on a pole match.

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Re: The Hulkster owning Linda and a skinny geek!!!
« Reply #13 on: April 16, 2009, 08:17:36 AM »
 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

So long as Linda doesn't DANCE on the pole, we'll be safe.

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Re: The Hulkster owning Linda and a skinny geek!!!
« Reply #14 on: April 16, 2009, 09:12:06 AM »
Swerve! Hogan is actually OJ Simpson in disguise and will team with Karl Malone at WM 26 against Val Venis and Nick Hogan in a Linda Hogan on a pole match.

Val Venis invariably draws a comparison of the pole to his own anatomy before forbidding Linda to come near it for fear of contracting an STD that even he doesn’t already have.

Linda – suspended high above the ring – begins sucking the pole.

O.J. is selling the notion of contemplating slicing and dicing Linda because he reminds her of Nicole, but then retracts those thoughts since Nicole was much younger, prettier, and classier – and could never be confused for Linda Hogan.

Linda starts straddling the pole.

Nick invites Karl Malone to go for a friendly ride in the car with him…
…while Val & O.J. are in the ring, locked up in a rest hold and secretly discussing the difficulties and frustrations of “getting your own book published.”

At this point the pole on which Linda was hanging is no longer visible.

The match ends when it is revealed that O.J. is actually HULK HOGAN in disguise, and the Titantron cuts to “Linda’s” house to show the real O.J. inside with friends stealing all of the family’s valuables and Brooke’s record contract.

Linda, now walking kind of funny, becomes enraged when she finds her 19 year-old boy toy hitting on Hulkster when he realizes that Hulkamania is a bigger cash-cow and Linda is just a cow who will run out of money and has no skills to make more.
With a contractual stipulation that the punk moves permanently to Alaska, Hulk gladly offers the rest of the family’s expensive vehicles to the young man, knowing full well that Nick has totaled the rest of them.

In the backstage area, Vince congratulates Russo on a job well done…
…in 1997.

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Re: The Hulkster owning Linda and a skinny geek!!!
« Reply #15 on: April 16, 2009, 09:23:08 AM »
Val Venis invariably draws a comparison of the pole to his own anatomy before forbidding Linda to come near it for fear of contracting an STD that even he doesn’t already have.

Linda – suspended high above the ring – begins sucking the pole.

O.J. is selling the notion of contemplating slicing and dicing Linda because he reminds her of Nicole, but then retracts those thoughts since Nicole was much younger, prettier, and classier – and could never be confused for Linda Hogan.

Linda starts straddling the pole.

Nick invites Karl Malone to go for a friendly ride in the car with him…
…while Val & O.J. are in the ring, locked up in a rest hold and secretly discussing the difficulties and frustrations of “getting your own book published.”

At this point the pole on which Linda was hanging is no longer visible.

The match ends when it is revealed that O.J. is actually HULK HOGAN in disguise, and the Titantron cuts to “Linda’s” house to show the real O.J. inside with friends stealing all of the family’s valuables and Brooke’s record contract.

Linda, now walking kind of funny, becomes enraged when she finds her 19 year-old boy toy hitting on Hulkster when he realizes that Hulkamania is a bigger cash-cow and Linda is just a cow who will run out of money and has no skills to make more.
With a contractual stipulation that the punk moves permanently to Alaska, Hulk gladly offers the rest of the family’s expensive vehicles to the young man, knowing full well that Nick has totaled the rest of them.

In the backstage area, Vince congratulates Russo on a job well done…
…in 1997.

haahaahhahahaha. clasic. :D

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Re: The Hulkster owning Linda and a skinny geek!!!
« Reply #16 on: April 16, 2009, 03:00:07 PM »
haahaahhahahaha. clasic. :D

Thank you.

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Re: The Hulkster owning Linda and a skinny geek!!!
« Reply #17 on: April 16, 2009, 03:18:29 PM »
Still can't get over what a gold digging lazy bitch Linda Hogan is. She owes everything she has to Terry Bollea aka hulk hogan.

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Re: The Hulkster owning Linda and a skinny geek!!!
« Reply #18 on: April 16, 2009, 03:42:30 PM »
Still can't get over what a gold digging lazy bitch Linda Hogan is. She owes everything she has to Terry Bollea aka hulk hogan.

The courts enable this absurd sense of entitlement among Western women. While a few women like Linda profit from the courts' ass-raping of men, more and more women are being left out in the cold as men are starting to get wise and avoid marriage like the plague.

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Re: The Hulkster owning Linda and a skinny geek!!!
« Reply #19 on: April 17, 2009, 03:59:05 AM »
The courts enable this absurd sense of entitlement among Western women. While a few women like Linda profit from the courts' ass-raping of men, more and more women are being left out in the cold as men are starting to get wise and avoid marriage like the plague.
Very good point. The more I see this kind of bullshit the more I am convinced that the courts are designed to favor women despite what happens. A guy at my gym with two kids had a wife who cheated on him and she wanted the divorce. The courts sided with the woman all the way despite the fact that the man did nothing wrong.

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Re: The Hulkster owning Linda and a skinny geek!!!
« Reply #20 on: April 17, 2009, 04:49:36 AM »
Where was this, and how long were they married?

You don't have to answer that. I only ask to use as an example.
Depending on the state and/or number of years married, it doesn’t matter how many guys she slept around with, nor does it matter if she’s the one who filed – she gets HALF.

And yes, it is bullshit.

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Re: The Hulkster owning Linda and a skinny geek!!!
« Reply #21 on: April 17, 2009, 11:48:06 AM »
Linda Bollea = gold digging, money hungry, lazy, middle aged bitch.