Author Topic: Bodybuilding PERFECTION: (Read 5721 times)

BIG_STI · « **Reply #25 on:** April 17, 2009, 10:18:20 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on April 17, 2009, 06:30:35 AM

My prediction of how this thread will go:

1) Hulkster logs in and starts making posts along the lines of "lol, the one-arm construction worker never came close to Ronnie and this has been PROVEN in the truce thread. Ronnie 99 is the best bodybuilder ever seen on stage, period", followed by about 4 pics of Ronnie that have been posted 985,847,487 times.

2) ND logs in and retorts with, "lmfao, your hero got owned everytime he stepped against Dorian. Here, check this out *posts pic of back double biceps shot of Dorian and Ronnie standing side by side in the 96 Mr O*, followed by a quote from Peter McGough from FLEX magazine circa 99, ending with 'consider yourself owned again, kid"

3) Hulkster reply - " Ronnie wasn't in his peak in 96. Everyone knows he didn't peak till 98 / 99. You can't seriously say this *8 (sharpened and enhanced) pics from 99 Olympia of Ronnie* is better than this *3 really bad transitional shots of Dorian from the 94 Mr Olympia*

4) Bigbobs chimes in with, "Can't believe no one mentioned Nasser *posts 4 pics of Nasser from the front*"

5) Mars posts a random pic that has nothing to do with the topic on hand, followed by a YouTube link on Metallica a few posts later

6) Someone like Tendonitis or a Yboarder, "Christ can't you fags take this shit somewhere else? Must every blooming thread be about Dorian Vs Ronnie? etc etc"

7) One of the gimmicks quotes Bigbobs' post and puts a before posting the chopped pics of him leaning on Nasser, with the whole "Queer eye for the Nasser guy" caption

8] The_Swami quoting Bigbobs's post and says, "Great pics Bobs. Goes to show how great Nasser really was. Absolute perfection right there. No wonder HUGE Nasser has a 300 IQ, gets all the beautiful women, is a multimillionaire etc etc"

9) Pumpster joins the fray, quoting ND's posts and says, "LOL! The construction worker sure is perfection, lol! If he didn't suck Weider cock, he wouldn't have placed in the top 10 etc etc"

10) ND replies back, addressing Pumpster with the quote about Pumpster loving "gorgeous trannies", calls him a troll and for good measure, posts a pic of bowflex. Followed by Hulkster posting more pics of Ronnie and so on and so on.

Kiwi 'trying to mimick Special Ed and failing miserably' troll

Way to much effort went into this post even if it is all true.

ksa_triceps · « **Reply #26 on:** April 17, 2009, 10:24:24 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on April 17, 2009, 06:30:35 AM

My prediction of how this thread will go:

great post!. sums up alot of threads.

kiwiol · « **Reply #27 on:** April 17, 2009, 11:12:19 AM »

Quote from: BIG_STI on April 17, 2009, 10:18:20 AM

Way to much effort went into this post even if it is all true.

Not really - I type very fast and always off the top of my head, so it didn't take much of an effort. Plus, the main thing is that it will save everyone the effort of scrolling through 12 pages of Hulkster vs ND

CalvinH · « **Reply #28 on:** April 17, 2009, 11:14:24 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on April 17, 2009, 06:30:35 AM

My prediction of how this thread will go:

1) Hulkster logs in and starts making posts along the lines of "lol, the one-arm construction worker never came close to Ronnie and this has been PROVEN in the truce thread. Ronnie 99 is the best bodybuilder ever seen on stage, period", followed by about 4 pics of Ronnie that have been posted 985,847,487 times.

2) ND logs in and retorts with, "lmfao, your hero got owned everytime he stepped against Dorian. Here, check this out *posts pic of back double biceps shot of Dorian and Ronnie standing side by side in the 96 Mr O*, followed by a quote from Peter McGough from FLEX magazine circa 99, ending with 'consider yourself owned again, kid"

3) Hulkster reply - " Ronnie wasn't in his peak in 96. Everyone knows he didn't peak till 98 / 99. You can't seriously say this *8 (sharpened and enhanced) pics from 99 Olympia of Ronnie* is better than this *3 really bad transitional shots of Dorian from the 94 Mr Olympia*

4) Bigbobs chimes in with, "Can't believe no one mentioned Nasser *posts 4 pics of Nasser from the front*"

5) Mars posts a random pic that has nothing to do with the topic on hand, followed by a YouTube link on Metallica a few posts later

6) Someone like Tendonitis or a Yboarder, "Christ can't you fags take this shit somewhere else? Must every blooming thread be about Dorian Vs Ronnie? etc etc"

7) One of the gimmicks quotes Bigbobs' post and puts a before posting the chopped pics of him leaning on Nasser, with the whole "Queer eye for the Nasser guy" caption

8] The_Swami quoting Bigbobs's post and says, "Great pics Bobs. Goes to show how great Nasser really was. Absolute perfection right there. No wonder HUGE Nasser has a 300 IQ, gets all the beautiful women, is a multimillionaire etc etc"

9) Pumpster joins the fray, quoting ND's posts and says, "LOL! The construction worker sure is perfection, lol! If he didn't suck Weider cock, he wouldn't have placed in the top 10 etc etc"

10) ND replies back, addressing Pumpster with the quote about Pumpster loving "gorgeous trannies", calls him a troll and for good measure, posts a pic of bowflex. Followed by Hulkster posting more pics of Ronnie and so on and so on.

Kiwi 'trying to mimick Special Ed and failing miserably' troll

11.Calvin H makes fun of my long winded post

kiwiol · « **Reply #29 on:** April 17, 2009, 11:18:18 AM »

Quote from: CalvinH on April 17, 2009, 11:14:24 AM

11.Calvin H makes fun of my long winded post

Translation: You are a pumpkinhead who shivers in rage and jealousy as you come to terms with the fact that you will never have a 300+ IQ, movie star good looks and a fat, gorgeous cock like HUGE Nasser

bigbobs · « **Reply #30 on:** April 17, 2009, 11:40:16 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on April 17, 2009, 06:30:35 AM

My prediction of how this thread will go:

1) Hulkster logs in and starts making posts along the lines of "lol, the one-arm construction worker never came close to Ronnie and this has been PROVEN in the truce thread. Ronnie 99 is the best bodybuilder ever seen on stage, period", followed by about 4 pics of Ronnie that have been posted 985,847,487 times.

2) ND logs in and retorts with, "lmfao, your hero got owned everytime he stepped against Dorian. Here, check this out *posts pic of back double biceps shot of Dorian and Ronnie standing side by side in the 96 Mr O*, followed by a quote from Peter McGough from FLEX magazine circa 99, ending with 'consider yourself owned again, kid"

3) Hulkster reply - " Ronnie wasn't in his peak in 96. Everyone knows he didn't peak till 98 / 99. You can't seriously say this *8 (sharpened and enhanced) pics from 99 Olympia of Ronnie* is better than this *3 really bad transitional shots of Dorian from the 94 Mr Olympia*

4) Bigbobs chimes in with, "Can't believe no one mentioned Nasser *posts 4 pics of Nasser from the front*"

5) Mars posts a random pic that has nothing to do with the topic on hand, followed by a YouTube link on Metallica a few posts later

6) Someone like Tendonitis or a Yboarder, "Christ can't you fags take this shit somewhere else? Must every blooming thread be about Dorian Vs Ronnie? etc etc"

7) One of the gimmicks quotes Bigbobs' post and puts a before posting the chopped pics of him leaning on Nasser, with the whole "Queer eye for the Nasser guy" caption

8] The_Swami quoting Bigbobs' post and says, "Great pics Bobs. Goes to show how great Nasser really was. Absolute perfection right there. No wonder HUGE Nasser has a 300 IQ, gets all the beautiful women, is a multimillionaire etc etc"

9) Pumpster joins the fray, quoting ND's posts and says, "LOL! The construction worker sure is perfection, lol! If he didn't suck Weider cock, he wouldn't have placed in the top 10 etc etc"

10) ND replies back, addressing Pumpster with the quote about Pumpster loving "gorgeous trannies", calls him a troll and for good measure, posts a pic of bowflex. Followed by Hulkster posting more pics of Ronnie and so on and so on.

Kiwi 'trying to mimick Special Ed and failing miserably' troll

Kiwi brings teh funny

bigbobs · « **Reply #31 on:** April 17, 2009, 11:43:08 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on April 17, 2009, 05:39:30 AM

No one had a better front lat spread or rear lat spread than Doz, and that also goes for the abs n thigh and his signature pose.

Nasser had a better ab/thigh pose (Yates' waist caved outward and had weird-looking abs, especially the upper row which was squiggly), and is the second shot the "signature pose" you're referring to?

The Wizard of Truth · « **Reply #32 on:** April 17, 2009, 11:46:35 AM »

Quote from: bigbobs on April 17, 2009, 11:43:08 AM

Nasser had a better ab/thigh pose (Yates' waist caved outward and had weird-looking abs, especially the upper row which was squiggly), and is the second shot the "signature pose" you're referring to?

You sir are a Gay

D_1000 · « **Reply #33 on:** April 17, 2009, 11:46:56 AM »

Quote from: bigbobs on April 17, 2009, 11:43:08 AM

Nasser had a better ab/thigh pose (Yates' waist caved outward and had weird-looking abs, especially the upper row which was squiggly), and is the second shot the "signature pose" you're referring to?

This is Nasshole's signature pose.

kiwiol · « **Reply #34 on:** April 17, 2009, 12:23:28 PM »

Quote from: bigbobs on April 17, 2009, 11:43:08 AM

Nasser had a better ab/thigh pose (Yates' waist caved outward and had weird-looking abs, especially the upper row which was squiggly), and is the second shot the "signature pose" you're referring to?

Yes that's the pose and sorry brah, but to me, Doz looks better overall than Nasser in both of them, even though Nasser is a bit bigger. That pic of the abs n thigh is from 97, which was Doz's worst year - he was a lot better in 95

bigbobs · « **Reply #35 on:** April 17, 2009, 12:54:55 PM »

dr.chimps · « **Reply #36 on:** April 17, 2009, 01:01:37 PM »

Quote from: bigbobs on April 17, 2009, 12:54:55 PM

Might attract less flack if you refrain from posting the Nasser/Daisy Dukes/construction boots-type pics.

kiwiol · « **Reply #37 on:** April 17, 2009, 01:16:43 PM »

Quote from: dr.chimps on April 17, 2009, 01:01:37 PM

Might attract less flack if you refrain from posting the Nasser/Daisy Dukes/construction boots-type pics.

Sorry I didn't include you in the list, Dr C

dr.chimps · « **Reply #38 on:** April 17, 2009, 01:18:47 PM »

Quote from: kiwiol on April 17, 2009, 01:16:43 PM

Sorry I didn't include you in the list, Dr C

No worries, Kiwi. It was top-notch, as usual. You really have a good sense of humour and of the absurd.

HugeAl · « **Reply #39 on:** April 17, 2009, 01:21:01 PM »

Peak Nasser in any of the front poses is without doubt the very definition of bodybuilding perfection in my opinion

kiwiol · « **Reply #40 on:** April 17, 2009, 01:25:03 PM »

Quote from: dr.chimps on April 17, 2009, 01:18:47 PM

No worries, Kiwi. It was top-notch, as usual. You really have a good sense of humour and of the absurd.

That's high praise coming from a Gentleman and a scholar such as yourself. Thank you kindly

Hulkster · « **Reply #41 on:** April 17, 2009, 01:37:29 PM »

in all honesty, ronnie 99's lat spread beats anything dorian ever had to offer, not including the doctored morphed shot in the first post (the one with platz's quads and shawn ray's waistline lol)

brent2741 · « **Reply #42 on:** April 17, 2009, 01:44:52 PM »

Quote from: Immortal_Technique on April 17, 2009, 05:43:03 AM

Doctored photo, when have his quads ever looked like that? He looks a bit like Jay Cutler. Yates looked nearly that good, but since he never looked like that on a stage one has to suspect some light airbrushing no?

you stupid bastard

D_1000 · « **Reply #43 on:** April 18, 2009, 01:13:05 AM »

Quote from: Hulkster on April 17, 2009, 01:37:29 PM

in all honesty, ronnie 99's lat spread beats anything dorian ever had to offer, not including the doctored morphed shot in the first post (the one with platz's quads and shawn ray's waistline lol)

Oh, it's Hulkster and his nonsense. What a surprise.

Benny B · « **Reply #44 on:** April 18, 2009, 03:33:26 AM »

It never ends with these retarded gentlemen.

Figo · « **Reply #45 on:** April 18, 2009, 04:30:19 AM »

Hulkster · « **Reply #46 on:** April 18, 2009, 06:08:11 AM »

Quote from: D_1000 on April 18, 2009, 01:13:05 AM

Oh, it's Hulkster and his nonsense. What a surprise.

no, what truth.

#1 Klaus fan · « **Reply #47 on:** April 18, 2009, 07:45:27 AM »

Quote from: Hulkster on April 17, 2009, 01:37:29 PM

in all honesty, ronnie 99's lat spread beats anything dorian ever had to offer, not including the doctored morphed shot in the first post (the one with platz's quads and shawn ray's waistline lol)

If only he had lats to spread...

Option D · « **Reply #48 on:** April 18, 2009, 07:58:44 AM »

Cleanest Natural · « **Reply #49 on:** April 18, 2009, 08:02:49 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on April 17, 2009, 11:18:18 AM

Translation: You are a pumpkinhead who shivers in rage and jealousy as you come to terms with the fact that you will never have a 300+ IQ, movie star good looks and a fat, gorgeous cock like HUGE Nasser

lol

u meant cute