omegle hahaha, Funniest shit ever.

[mass 04]

too easy




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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: heyha
You: how are u
Stranger: dick or pussy?

You: p
You: u?
Stranger: dick
You: oh
Stranger: how old are u
You: 18
Stranger: wow
Stranger: can i suck you pussy
You: u
Stranger: 23
You: sure
Stranger: i want to suck every inch of your body
You: really
Stranger: you little ass, your pussy and your tits
Stranger: absolutely
Stranger: honey do you have a picture
You: haha im a guy loser
Stranger: ?
Stranger: e......
Stranger: you fucked me to death

[mass 04]

haha  feel bad, but i don't






You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: 21 f usa
Stranger: cool 22 m washington
Stranger: what part of usa?
You: CA
You: san diego baby
You: lol
Stranger: ahh sweet ;]
You: yep
Stranger: so what do you look like?
You: blonde hair green eyes medium height weight
You: u
Stranger: ooh pretty :]
Stranger: brown hair blue eyes 5'10'' fit
You: cool
Stranger: yeeah
Stranger: so if i was with you, what would you want me to do?
You: whatever you want sweetie
You: im yours
Stranger: ahh damn do you have a pic?
You: yeah, u
Stranger: yup
You: =)
Stranger: ill wait for yours
Stranger: ;]
You: k
You: youre going to be waiting a while im a guy u pervert lol
Stranger: what?

[chaos]

hahaha

[ASJChaotic]

haha  feel bad, but i don't






You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: 21 f usa
Stranger: cool 22 m washington
Stranger: what part of usa?
You: CA
You: san diego baby
You: lol
Stranger: ahh sweet ;]
You: yep
Stranger: so what do you look like?
You: blonde hair green eyes medium height weight
You: u
Stranger: ooh pretty :]
Stranger: brown hair blue eyes 5'10'' fit
You: cool
Stranger: yeeah
Stranger: so if i was with you, what would you want me to do?
You: whatever you want sweetie
You: im yours
Stranger: ahh damn do you have a pic?
You: yeah, u
Stranger: yup
You: =)
Stranger: ill wait for yours
Stranger: ;]
You: k
You: youre going to be waiting a while im a guy u pervert lol
Stranger: what?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH AHAHAHHA

A+ my friend 

[boonasty]

haha  feel bad, but i don't






You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: 21 f usa
Stranger: cool 22 m washington
Stranger: what part of usa?
You: CA
You: san diego baby
You: lol
Stranger: ahh sweet ;]
You: yep
Stranger: so what do you look like?
You: blonde hair green eyes medium height weight
You: u
Stranger: ooh pretty :]
Stranger: brown hair blue eyes 5'10'' fit
You: cool
Stranger: yeeah
Stranger: so if i was with you, what would you want me to do?
You: whatever you want sweetie
You: im yours
Stranger: ahh damn do you have a pic?
You: yeah, u
Stranger: yup
You: =)
Stranger: ill wait for yours
Stranger: ;]
You: k
You: youre going to be waiting a while im a guy u pervert lol
Stranger: what?

[boonasty]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Purple.
You: you gay?
Stranger: Your face is gay.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[boonasty]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: They call me True Adonis
You: I have a shirt with a picture of myself on it
Stranger: Cool
You: I have an anti gravity suit in the works
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[JBGRAY]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hola
Stranger: hi
You: Are you a Loverboy fan?
Stranger: no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



You: hi
Stranger: hello
You: I suffer from Palumboism
Stranger: how goes it?
Stranger: what is that?
You: distended, but ripped stomach, and skinny limbs
Stranger: that suxa
Stranger: sux
Stranger: at least you dont look like a T-Rex
You: yea...my organs just kept growin' and my skin turned a porcelain orange
Stranger: my organs are farmed
You: from Axlotl Tanks?
Stranger: yep
Stranger: what he said

[mass 04]

too easy. Where do they come from?




Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hey babes
You: how r u
Stranger: I am just feelin hotter and hotter after meeting u
You: i know
Stranger: so where r u from
Stranger: wats ur name
Stranger: and wat do u do
You: melanie 23 usa. im a student
Stranger: gr8
You: u
Stranger: I am Joshua from USA
You: cool
Stranger: I am 25
You: =)
Stranger: so wat do u study babes
You: buisness
Stranger: gr8
You: so what u doing?

Stranger: Beauty with brains...is a deadly combination
Stranger: I like it
You: i like u too
Stranger: so r u single
Stranger: or movin around with somebody
You: at the moment.
You: u =)
Stranger: u r a dahling
Stranger: I like it babes
You: *kiss*
Stranger: so r u more concious of ur curves...or the curves on the grafh of stock markets
Stranger: *graph
You: i work hard, i play hard if you know what i mean
Stranger: I certainly know ..all the tricks of this trade
Stranger: so do like to ride others
You: i've been known to from time to time
Stranger: or just like being squeeszed from all corners and holes
You: i just go with flow babe
Stranger: I have a serious crush on u
Stranger: can u describe me ur vital stats
Stranger: I m feelin hotter and hotter
Stranger: and my pointer is reaching its peak
You: you're not the first sweetie. Blonde hair, hazel eyes, 5"6' 135 lbs
Stranger: I just love u so much now
Stranger: do u have a dildo
You: you're a smooth talker hun
Stranger: u r too horny for my hooter
You: i'm getting there
Stranger: I cant wait to fuck u from all corners
You: you speak my language
You: want a pic?
Stranger: ya
Stranger: sure
Stranger: I am desperate
You: ok hold on
Stranger: how long babe
You: i hope your ready =)
Stranger: I cant control myself now
Stranger: I wanna splash all my cum all over u
You: good. because i'm actually a guy, internet Romeo. HAHAHAHAAHAHAH
Stranger: wtf?

[ASJChaotic]

too easy. Where do they come from?




Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hey babes
You: how r u
Stranger: I am just feelin hotter and hotter after meeting u
You: i know
Stranger: so where r u from
Stranger: wats ur name
Stranger: and wat do u do
You: melanie 23 usa. im a student
Stranger: gr8
You: u
Stranger: I am Joshua from USA
You: cool
Stranger: I am 25
You: =)
Stranger: so wat do u study babes
You: buisness
Stranger: gr8
You: so what u doing?

Stranger: Beauty with brains...is a deadly combination
Stranger: I like it
You: i like u too
Stranger: so r u single
Stranger: or movin around with somebody
You: at the moment.
You: u =)
Stranger: u r a dahling
Stranger: I like it babes
You: *kiss*
Stranger: so r u more concious of ur curves...or the curves on the grafh of stock markets
Stranger: *graph
You: i work hard, i play hard if you know what i mean
Stranger: I certainly know ..all the tricks of this trade
Stranger: so do like to ride others
You: i've been known to from time to time
Stranger: or just like being squeeszed from all corners and holes
You: i just go with flow babe
Stranger: I have a serious crush on u
Stranger: can u describe me ur vital stats
Stranger: I m feelin hotter and hotter
Stranger: and my pointer is reaching its peak
You: you're not the first sweetie. Blonde hair, hazel eyes, 5"6' 135 lbs
Stranger: I just love u so much now
Stranger: do u have a dildo
You: you're a smooth talker hun
Stranger: u r too horny for my hooter
You: i'm getting there
Stranger: I cant wait to fuck u from all corners
You: you speak my language
You: want a pic?
Stranger: ya
Stranger: sure
Stranger: I am desperate
You: ok hold on
Stranger: how long babe
You: i hope your ready =)
Stranger: I cant control myself now
Stranger: I wanna splash all my cum all over u
You: good. because i'm actually a guy, internet Romeo. HAHAHAHAAHAHAH
Stranger: wtf?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH HAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHA HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA   
Great stuff bro 

[mass 04]

haha i love this thing



Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: pole
You: smoker
Stranger: what
Stranger: ??
You: hmm?
You: pardon?
Stranger: holland? brasil? asia?
You: us and a
Stranger: USA?
You: yes...
Stranger: ohh??
Stranger: surprise
You: why?
Stranger: everibody here are from holland or brasil or chinese
You: where are u from?
Stranger: spain
You: cool
You: i love spanish guys
Stranger: ok
Stranger: Antonio Banderas
Stranger: ,-)
You: you're antonio?
Stranger: no, no
Stranger: he is a actor
Stranger: from spain
You: omg!!! im talking to antonio banderas!!!
You: i loved you in zorro
You: and deperado!
Stranger: ehhh
You: can i get an autograph?
Stranger: do you like spanish cinema
Stranger: yes,
Stranger: Z
You: yeah! you were great in spykids!
Stranger: is there something wrong with u?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[ASJChaotic]

haha i love this thing



Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: pole
You: smoker
Stranger: what
Stranger: ??
You: hmm?
You: pardon?
Stranger: holland? brasil? asia?
You: us and a
Stranger: USA?
You: yes...
Stranger: ohh??
Stranger: surprise
You: why?
Stranger: everibody here are from holland or brasil or chinese
You: where are u from?
Stranger: spain
You: cool
You: i love spanish guys
Stranger: ok
Stranger: Antonio Banderas
Stranger: ,-)
You: you're antonio?
Stranger: no, no
Stranger: he is a actor
Stranger: from spain
You: omg!!! im talking to antonio banderas!!!
You: i loved you in zorro
You: and deperado!
Stranger: ehhh
You: can i get an autograph?
Stranger: do you like spanish cinema
Stranger: yes,
Stranger: Z
You: yeah! you were great in spykids!
Stranger: is there something wrong with u?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: omg!!! im talking to antonio banderas!!!
You: i loved you in zorro

hahahahahahahahahahahaah ahah!!!!! 

oh my god i am talking to Antonio Banderas lmao! 

[mass 04]

my getbig training came in handy. i cut it down..




Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i don't like you
You: i like you
Stranger: y do you like me?
You: you
You: you smell nice
Stranger: really now?
You: yup
Stranger: i can't say the same for you dude....
You: thats ok
Stranger: well the my ruling still stands
Stranger: i can't say the same for you
You: you sound angry
You: didnt mommy hug you?
Stranger: do I?
You: yes, like a sad and bitter virgin
You: try therapy
Stranger: i am actually very happy
You: it might help
You: i dont think so
You: did "uncle" percy ever have a sleep over with you?
Stranger: i don't have an uncle percy
You: it will be ok
You: want to talk about it?
Stranger: cookies? ok
You: you are obviously opressing homosexual emotions
You: thats why ur sad
Stranger: supressing?
You: no opressing, closet case
You: it will be ok
You: does your family know?
You: you are the token "bachelor"
Stranger: yeah they know i like to eat
You: so you're fat and in the closet?
You: explains a lot
Stranger: haha i see what you did there
You: its ok. i promise
You: you and percy don't have to live in shame anymore
Stranger: i'm actuallly in the bathroom
You: a bathouse?
Stranger: no
Stranger: the toilet
You: brutal gloryhole
You: is percy there?
Stranger: yeah he's sucking me off
You: epic homosexual fantasy by a closet case
You: your parents must be proud
You: oh brother
Stranger: yeah
You: how many cats do you have to fill the void in your life?
You: 18?
You: 20?
Stranger: i only need my hands
You: of course, i can't see the studs from the Blue Oyster knocking down the door for you, fatty
You: its ok try soapystuds.com
Stranger: haha
Stranger: you're a pervert
You: you're a fat, lonely closet homosexual with daddy issues
Stranger: yeah
You: glad we cleared that up
Stranger: ok
You: feel better
Stranger: i feel the same?
You: gay?
Stranger: no
You: gayer than the backstreet boys playing naked twister
Stranger: haha that's pretty gay
Stranger: you know what
You: i hope you have the courage one day, sister
Stranger: I LIKE YOU
You: i knew you were gay
Stranger: how so?
You: you know