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omegle hahaha, Funniest shit ever.
« on: April 18, 2009, 12:56:12 PM »
http://omegle.com/

Try to get some funny reactions and post them,
you will be hooked up with anotehr random person lol.
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Re: omegle hahaha, Funniest shit ever.
« Reply #1 on: April 18, 2009, 01:03:57 PM »
I think I was talking to Vince Basile.

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Stranger: OINK OINK?!
Stranger: CALL ME FAT
Stranger: !?!?!?!?
Stranger: IMPLYING IM A FUCKIGN PIG
You: You're immense.
Stranger: FINE
Stranger: IF THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK...
You: You can't impose e-fines
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Re: omegle hahaha, Funniest shit ever.
« Reply #2 on: April 18, 2009, 01:06:26 PM »
 ;D

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hi what are you wearing?
Stranger: NOTHING U
Stranger: ASL
You: Look, I have to know right now if you're over 21.
You: This could get heavy.
Stranger: i am 23
You: Are you a computer or a human?
You: What is your opinion of AI?
Stranger: human
Stranger: i dono
You: You have an interesting personality.  I can see why you're a big hit around here.
Stranger: you a comp
You: Pot meet kettle.
You: What makes you say so?
Stranger: are u a boy or girl
You: I am in the middle of reassignment.  You are a black male, yes?
Stranger: no
Stranger: bitch
You: Bullshit, you sound black to me.
Stranger: u fucking crack
You: It's things like that, see?  Ok, what suburb are you in then?
Stranger: i think your the black
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Re: omegle hahaha, Funniest shit ever.
« Reply #3 on: April 18, 2009, 01:10:41 PM »
Quote from: Swode! on April 18, 2009, 12:56:12 PM
http://omegle.com/

Try to get some funny reactions and post them,
you will be hooked up with anotehr random person lol.

Nice find, Swode.

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You: hi
Stranger: heyy
You: wha gwon?
You: wappen blud?
You: ya irie?
You: ??

lolz
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Re: omegle hahaha, Funniest shit ever.
« Reply #4 on: April 18, 2009, 01:12:17 PM »
Quote from: Veteran_Lifter on April 18, 2009, 01:10:41 PM
Nice find, Swode.

lolz
SWODE Haaaaaaahahahahaaaahhhhh hhaaaaa
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Re: omegle hahaha, Funniest shit ever.
« Reply #5 on: April 18, 2009, 01:13:00 PM »
LOL, TOO FUCKING AWESOME!!!

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You: hi
Stranger: from?
You: getbig
You: you?
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classic!!!
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Re: omegle hahaha, Funniest shit ever.
« Reply #6 on: April 18, 2009, 01:15:16 PM »
Stranger: hello me droogie
You: epic first liner
Stranger: lets go to the moloko bar
Stranger: lets drink some milk+
You: I dont hang out in gay bars
Stranger: lets do a party of ULTRA VIOLENCE
Stranger: hahahahahahahahaha
You: gay violent who drinks milk
You: lol
You: wtf
Stranger: you dont fucking know A CLOCKWORK ORANGE
You: they hooked me up a gay dude hahahaha
Stranger: no fuckin culture
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 :D  they hooked me up w/ power rod
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Re: omegle hahaha, Funniest shit ever.
« Reply #7 on: April 18, 2009, 01:16:17 PM »
Quote from: Veteran_Lifter on April 18, 2009, 01:13:00 PM
LOL, TOO FUCKING AWESOME!!!

classic!!!

hahahahaha
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Re: omegle hahaha, Funniest shit ever.
« Reply #8 on: April 18, 2009, 01:17:38 PM »
Stranger: 24 male finland
You: fucki fucki?
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Re: omegle hahaha, Funniest shit ever.
« Reply #9 on: April 18, 2009, 01:18:10 PM »
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: http://www.sexy-lena.com
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Re: omegle hahaha, Funniest shit ever.
« Reply #10 on: April 18, 2009, 01:20:03 PM »
Stranger: 'ello
You: hi stud
You: me hot
Stranger: :|
You: you hot
Stranger: I'm female, hon. *commence disconnect*
You: fucki fucki?
Stranger: no thank you.
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Re: omegle hahaha, Funniest shit ever.
« Reply #11 on: April 18, 2009, 01:20:37 PM »
Quote from: wavelength on April 18, 2009, 01:18:10 PM
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: http://www.sexy-lena.com
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fuck that spam cuntbox!
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Re: omegle hahaha, Funniest shit ever.
« Reply #12 on: April 18, 2009, 01:23:20 PM »
Quote from: Mars on April 18, 2009, 01:17:38 PM
Stranger: 24 male finland
You: fucki fucki?
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yeeeeeeeeeees haaaaaahahahaha ;D ;D
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Re: omegle hahaha, Funniest shit ever.
« Reply #13 on: April 18, 2009, 01:23:29 PM »
You: hi
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl
You: asl?
You: you hot?
Stranger: you first
Stranger: yes vary hot
You: 13 female wisconsin
Stranger: cool 14 male pa
Stranger: you hot
You: yes
You: not many pubes but i do oral
You: you?
Stranger: you have a picture
You: you first
Stranger: i love sex
Stranger: you first
You: describe me
You: i said first you first so
You: you are choking
Stranger: what fuck you
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Re: omegle hahaha, Funniest shit ever.
« Reply #14 on: April 18, 2009, 01:26:03 PM »
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Stranger: hey theeeere
You: well helloooo
Stranger: wanna hear a joke?
You: yeah
You: bet its shit
Stranger: knock knock
You: come in
Stranger: NO
You: ?
Stranger: stop
Stranger: knock knock
You: whos there?
Stranger: pedobear
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Re: omegle hahaha, Funniest shit ever.
« Reply #15 on: April 18, 2009, 01:26:45 PM »
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You: hello there
Stranger: hello, stranger
Stranger: asl
You: you're just jealous of Nasser el Sonbaty, he has movie star good looks and is at least 3 times uncrowned mr. olympia
Stranger: ok
Stranger: you got me =/
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Re: omegle hahaha, Funniest shit ever.
« Reply #16 on: April 18, 2009, 01:27:18 PM »
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Re: omegle hahaha, Funniest shit ever.
« Reply #17 on: April 18, 2009, 01:28:27 PM »
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Now then
You: You got big breasts?
Stranger: hahaa
You: I like milk...
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Re: omegle hahaha, Funniest shit ever.
« Reply #18 on: April 18, 2009, 01:29:09 PM »
everyone wants to get laid. i have been dismissed 4 times for being a male!

Stranger: ASL???????????????
You: hold your horses
Stranger: ???
You: mr.alpha male
You: calm down
Stranger: I CAN'T
You: you that desperate for pussy?
Stranger: yes
You: why wont you get a hooker
You: why use this for that?
Stranger: I like this more
You: ah, you must be useless
Stranger: with people i can't see ^^
You: and why is that?
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Re: omegle hahaha, Funniest shit ever.
« Reply #19 on: April 18, 2009, 01:29:29 PM »
Quote from: lovemonkey on April 18, 2009, 01:26:45 PM
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello there
Stranger: hello, stranger
Stranger: asl
You: you're just jealous of Nasser el Sonbaty, he has movie star good looks and is at least 3 times uncrowned mr. olympia
Stranger: ok
Stranger: you got me =/
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Re: omegle hahaha, Funniest shit ever.
« Reply #20 on: April 18, 2009, 01:31:20 PM »
Quote from: lovemonkey on April 18, 2009, 01:26:45 PM
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello there
Stranger: hello, stranger
Stranger: asl
You: you're just jealous of Nasser el Sonbaty, he has movie star good looks and is at least 3 times uncrowned mr. olympia
Stranger: ok
Stranger: you got me =/
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Re: omegle hahaha, Funniest shit ever.
« Reply #21 on: April 18, 2009, 01:32:15 PM »
You: Hi
Stranger: hi!
You: how you doin?
Stranger: i'm fine.u?
You: fine thx.
You: where are you?
Stranger: brazil
Stranger: and you?
You: germany
You: you have the better chicks
You: you win
Stranger: no!u too!
You: no, german girls are fat.
You: weather in brazil is better as well
You: germany has better beer though
Stranger: no,i think germany great!
Stranger: i don't like the summer
You: stop kissing my ass please, germany sucks
You: summer is great!
Stranger: sorry,but i have going too
Stranger: bye
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Re: omegle hahaha, Funniest shit ever.
« Reply #22 on: April 18, 2009, 01:34:13 PM »
tranger: Hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: you first, i am shy
Stranger: thats a lazy excuse!
Stranger: if you are shy you wouldn't be on this chatsite in the first place

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Re: omegle hahaha, Funniest shit ever.
« Reply #23 on: April 18, 2009, 01:36:59 PM »
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Re: omegle hahaha, Funniest shit ever.
« Reply #24 on: April 18, 2009, 01:37:58 PM »
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