Author Topic: omegle hahaha, Funniest shit ever. (Read 24732 times)

Tigerman · « **Reply #25 on:** April 18, 2009, 01:38:04 PM »

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Stranger: do you like parmesan ?
You: hi
You: ain't nuthin but a peanut
You: u like peanuts?
Stranger: i do.
Stranger: do you like tennis ?
You: no sevastase does...
You: u know him?
Stranger: sure.
You: yea skinny dude
You: do u like bodybuilding?
Stranger: hate it
Stranger: do you do it ?
You: cause you dont like to lift no heavy ass weights!
You: yea buddy!
Stranger: no it's because i like to have fun whilst doing a physical effort
Stranger: and lifting stuff is not fun
Stranger: don't you think ?
You: it is fun
Stranger: how so.
You: you lift, you yell, you talk to fitness hoes...
You: you take em home...
Stranger: sure.
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DK II · « **Reply #26 on:** April 18, 2009, 01:41:05 PM »

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: i like tight underwear
You: me too.
Stranger: how tight?
You: but not too tight, that's not nice on the balls
You: you need fresh air down there
Stranger: you don't like sweaty, sticky balls?
You: no, lol. You?
Stranger: well, i don't have balls
You: sorry for that. ;-)
You: just kidding
You: where are you?
Stranger: in a cave somewhere
Stranger: i'm chained up, but somehow i'm on a computer
Stranger: my master says i can't leave until eat this big wheel of cheese in its entirety
You: wow, that sounds good. Do you know Nasser El Sonbaty?
Stranger: i sure don't
You: that's bad, Nasser would eat the whole wheel of cheese for you and sell you his used underwear
You: he likes tight thongs
You: swaety and sticky balls
Stranger: oh wow! i need to meet up with him.
You: go to getbig.com and contact Bigbobs, he will help you.
Stranger: tell him to fly his magical dragon here to ninavalhea and slay the 6-headed beast guarding the cave, ok?
You: I'm sorry, but Bigbobs is too fat to get out of his own cave, where he is chained to Nasser.
Stranger: damn it! i'm screwed
You: No, you"re not. That's your problem
You: lol
Stranger: have him summon the mice gods to come and eat the cheese?
You: Good idea.

leonp1981 · « **Reply #27 on:** April 18, 2009, 01:41:14 PM »

Quote from: Tigerman on April 18, 2009, 01:38:04 PM

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: do you like parmesan ?
You: hi
You: ain't nuthin but a peanut
You: u like peanuts?
Stranger: i do.
Stranger: do you like tennis ?
You: no sevastase does...
You: u know him?
Stranger: sure.
You: yea skinny dude
You: do u like bodybuilding?
Stranger: hate it
Stranger: do you do it ?
You: cause you dont like to lift no heavy ass weights!
You: yea buddy!
Stranger: no it's because i like to have fun whilst doing a physical effort
Stranger: and lifting stuff is not fun
Stranger: don't you think ?
You: it is fun
Stranger: how so.
You: you lift, you yell, you talk to fitness hoes...
You: you take em home...
Stranger: sure.
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Genius!

ironneck · « **Reply #28 on:** April 18, 2009, 01:52:51 PM »

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Stranger: http://www.sexy-lena.com/?uid=509094
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already full with spam

DK II · « **Reply #29 on:** April 18, 2009, 01:54:01 PM »

Quote from: ironneck on April 18, 2009, 01:52:51 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Stranger: http://www.sexy-lena.com/?uid=509094
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already full with spam

sure. and also there are too many getbiggers now. I'll chat until i get lovemonkey.

Tigerman · « **Reply #30 on:** April 18, 2009, 01:56:04 PM »

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: hello
You: male or female?
Stranger: m
You: how tall are u?
Stranger: and you ?
You: and how much u weight?
Stranger: about 170cm
Stranger: why you ask this ?
You: i wanna know
Stranger: about 61kg
You: AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT A BEAST!!!!!
You: okay "stranger"
Stranger: ??
You: how much u lift?
Stranger: i don't know
You: u dont go to the gym?
Stranger: maybe 50kg
You: you must be a monster
Stranger: no i don't
You: your lack of willpower is sickening
Stranger: we have no gym here
You: where do you live?
You: Squad's trailer park?
Stranger: where is that ？
You: in Dubai, India
Stranger: i come from china
Stranger: how old are you ？
You: 14
You: i hope you are not a pedo
Stranger: are you a Indian person
You: no i live in america
Stranger: then why you think i may live in india
You: I gotta go and get my proteins, i'm getting catabolic
You: and Dubai is not in India, dumbass.
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lovemonkey · « **Reply #31 on:** April 18, 2009, 01:57:06 PM »

Quote from: Tigerman on April 18, 2009, 01:56:04 PM

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: hello
You: male or female?
Stranger: m
You: how tall are u?
Stranger: and you ?
You: and how much u weight?
Stranger: about 170cm
Stranger: why you ask this ?
You: i wanna know
Stranger: about 61kg
You: AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT A BEAST!!!!!
You: okay "stranger"
Stranger: ??
You: how much u lift?
Stranger: i don't know
You: u dont go to the gym?
Stranger: maybe 50kg
You: you must be a monster
Stranger: no i don't
You: your lack of willpower is sickening
Stranger: we have no gym here
You: where do you live?
You: Squad's trailer park?
Stranger: where is that ？
You: in Dubai, India
Stranger: i come from china
Stranger: how old are you ？
You: 14
You: i hope you are not a pedo
Stranger: are you a Indian person
You: no i live in america
Stranger: then why you think i may live in india
You: I gotta go and get my proteins, i'm getting catabolic
You: and Dubai is not in India, dumbass.
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DK II · « **Reply #32 on:** April 18, 2009, 01:57:34 PM »

omg, LMAO!!

ironneck · « **Reply #33 on:** April 18, 2009, 01:59:18 PM »

hi swede

Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: where are you from
You: germany
You: you
Stranger: sweden

Cleanest Natural · « **Reply #34 on:** April 18, 2009, 01:59:28 PM »

You: hi
Stranger: hello
You: you gay?
Stranger: nope
You: are u sure?
Stranger: pretty damn sure.
Stranger: you/
You: hmm...u hesitated there 4 a sec
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ironneck · « **Reply #35 on:** April 18, 2009, 02:00:42 PM »

haha only males there and they want bitches

You: huhu
Stranger: heyy
You: what's up
Stranger: f or m
Stranger: good
You: m and you?
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DK II · « **Reply #36 on:** April 18, 2009, 02:01:37 PM »

Quote from: sevastase on April 18, 2009, 01:59:28 PM

You: hi
Stranger: hello
You: you gay?
Stranger: nope
You: are u sure?
Stranger: pretty damn sure.
Stranger: you/
You: hmm...u hesitated there 4 a sec
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Sebastian has found a new tool to find gay partners....

leonp1981 · « **Reply #37 on:** April 18, 2009, 02:02:42 PM »

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Stranger: Hi
Stranger: 26 m UK - want to chat?
You: hold on a second, i'm just having a shit
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ksa_triceps · « **Reply #38 on:** April 18, 2009, 02:03:31 PM »

dubai, india is just classic. we need to let everyone think it exists

You: hi stud
Stranger: hi
You: how's it going/>
Stranger: great
You: how come?
You: what's so great about your life/
Stranger: just doing everything as I like
You: cool
You: where you from?
Stranger: doing a great job
Stranger: Indiua
Stranger: India
Stranger: and u?
You: oh
You: are you from dubai,india?
Stranger: No
You: why not?
Stranger: Dubai is a different country
Stranger: and India is a diffferent country
You: dubai is a country? your wrose than the guy we have
You: how do you smell?
Stranger: okay
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: I forgot that it is in UAE
You: now we're talking
Stranger: which country you are from?
You: why are you so skinny? why won't you do bodybuilding
Stranger: I dont think so
You: why not
Stranger: are you mentally sick
You: you have that crazy midget bodybuilder
You: he looks awesome
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ironneck · « **Reply #39 on:** April 18, 2009, 02:03:47 PM »

hope somebody gets my joke here

Stranger: are u from finland
You: i'm from endland
You: you?
You: answer me
Stranger: finland
You: ok
You: endland is better
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Tigerman · « **Reply #40 on:** April 18, 2009, 02:05:17 PM »

Quote from: leonp1981 on April 18, 2009, 02:02:42 PM

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: 26 m UK - want to chat?
You: hold on a second, i'm just having a shit
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LOL

ksa_triceps · « **Reply #41 on:** April 18, 2009, 02:05:55 PM »

You: hi stud
Stranger: hii
You: i love them warm welcomes
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Cleanest Natural · « **Reply #42 on:** April 18, 2009, 02:06:10 PM »

Stranger: Hello
You: hi
You: how much do you bench ?
Stranger: whats that
You: epic lack of knowledge
You: where from?
Stranger: Ok I get it
You: u do?
You: I hate my cat
You: do u like pink or blue?
Stranger: Yup I do
Stranger: Blue
Stranger: U?
You: u sure?
Stranger: BTW, whats ur ASL?
Stranger: Yup
You: what'ASL?
You: I heard of ISL
You: do you have it?
Stranger: Age sex location
You: aa
You: 29 yo
You: dubai, India
You: male
You: u?
You: still there?
You: brb..gotta take a dump, ok?

DK II · « **Reply #43 on:** April 18, 2009, 02:06:25 PM »

hahah, this one was tough!

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi!
You: no
Stranger: YES
You: i can't see the sea from here
Stranger: i don't.
You: you don't what?
Stranger: i don't know :|
You: If you know that you don't know you know more than the one that doesn't know that he doesn't know.
Stranger: OMFG HAUHAU
Do you know the enemy?
Stranger: Do you know your enemy?
Stranger: We gotta the enemy
Stranger: (

You: The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
Stranger: The enemy of enemy of my enemyf is...my enemy.
You: So war ich beinahe ununterbrochen umgeben von lebender Dichtung.
Stranger: HEY
Stranger: I'M HITLER
Stranger: HAY
You: No you're not.
You: I am Hitler
Stranger: oh shit
Stranger: I'm fail

You: 我はヒトラー！お前は何もない！
You: See?
You: I can't see the sea from here
Stranger: o_o
Stranger: Sorry, you is dead..
Stranger: I'm Touro Sentado.
You: Yes, and i am Sentado Touro.
You: are you dead?
Stranger: Yeah ;/
You: Cool.
Stranger: Tré Cool!
You: Je ne sais pas.
Stranger: Me too..
You: If you know that you don't know you know more than the one that doesn't know that he doesn't know.
Stranger: I know.
Stranger: I walk a lonely road...
You: the only road that i have ever known
You: What time is it?
Stranger: I don't know.

You: If you know that you don't know you know more than the one that doesn't know that he doesn't know.
You: I can't see the sea from here
Stranger: YEAH I KNOW!!! :|
Stranger: So, you like Green Day?

You: If you know that you know you know more than the one that doesn't know that he knows.
Stranger: TOCA AQUI!!!

> PEITINHO
You: そうですね。
Stranger: I know it...as...I nacked and mastubarting.
You: good for you.
Stranger: I know... :/
You: why don't you fuck someone?
Stranger: My penis is too big.
You: i bet you are fat and ugly.
Stranger: No, I am the "Kid Bengala" here in Brazil. (if you do not know who he is, look on google.)
You: How much do you bench?
Stranger: Errr.... I don't know.
You: You don't like bodybuilding?
Stranger: I like to Fuck pussy.
You: How much do you weigh?
Stranger: 61kg.
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Cleanest Natural · « **Reply #44 on:** April 18, 2009, 02:07:50 PM »

Quote from: DonkeyKong on April 18, 2009, 02:06:25 PM

hahah, this one was tough!

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi!
You: no
Stranger: YES
You: i can't see the sea from here
Stranger: i don't.
You: you don't what?
Stranger: i don't know :|
You: If you know that you don't know you know more than the one that doesn't know that he doesn't know.
Stranger: OMFG HAUHAU
Do you know the enemy?
Stranger: Do you know your enemy?
Stranger: We gotta the enemy
Stranger: (
You: The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
Stranger: The enemy of enemy of my enemyf is...my enemy.
You: So war ich beinahe ununterbrochen umgeben von lebender Dichtung.
Stranger: HEY
Stranger: I'M HITLER
Stranger: HAY
You: No you're not.
You: I am Hitler
Stranger: oh shit
Stranger: I'm fail
You: 我はヒトラー！お前は何もない！
You: See?
You: I can't see the sea from here
Stranger: o_o
Stranger: Sorry, you is dead..
Stranger: I'm Touro Sentado.
You: Yes, and i am Sentado Touro.
You: are you dead?
Stranger: Yeah ;/
You: Cool.
Stranger: Tré Cool!
You: Je ne sais pas.
Stranger: Me too..
You: If you know that you don't know you know more than the one that doesn't know that he doesn't know.
Stranger: I know.
Stranger: I walk a lonely road...
You: the only road that i have ever known
You: What time is it?
Stranger: I don't know.
You: If you know that you don't know you know more than the one that doesn't know that he doesn't know.
You: I can't see the sea from here
Stranger: YEAH I KNOW!!! :|
Stranger: So, you like Green Day?
You: If you know that you know you know more than the one that doesn't know that he knows.
Stranger: TOCA AQUI!!!

> PEITINHO
You: そうですね。
Stranger: I know it...as...I nacked and mastubarting.
You: good for you.
Stranger: I know... :/
You: why don't you fuck someone?
Stranger: My penis is too big.
You: i bet you are fat and ugly.
Stranger: No, I am the "Kid Bengala" here in Brazil. (if you do not know who he is, look on google.)
You: How much do you bench?
Stranger: Errr.... I don't know.
You: You don't like bodybuilding?
Stranger: I like to Fuck pussy.
You: How much do you weigh?
Stranger: 61kg.
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god you are boring

DK II · « **Reply #45 on:** April 18, 2009, 02:08:33 PM »

Stranger: hello
You: hi
You: asl?
Stranger: 19/m/uk u?
You: 85/f/SA
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ironneck · « **Reply #46 on:** April 18, 2009, 02:09:50 PM »

You: hi
You: solid?
Stranger: heyy
You: is that you?
You: i'm your brother liquid
Stranger: of course
You: where's big boss?
Stranger: oh
Stranger: i have missed you <3
You: i've missed you too
Stranger: dont know, havent seen
You: mh
You: you think he died?
Stranger: yeah, maybe =(
You: he had that virus you know
Stranger: mm
You: shitty day
Stranger: yeah
You: hope we can meet again solid
Stranger: yes!
You: is naomi there?
Stranger: yes, she's sitting next to me
You: say hi
You: i miss her too
You: top notch whore
Stranger: hah
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Mars · « **Reply #47 on:** April 18, 2009, 02:11:01 PM »

You: twat
Stranger: jaaha että sillee
You: asshole fever?
Stranger: ha?
You: is there a problem "stranger"?
Stranger: joo on ongelmii
You: fucki fucki
You: ?
Stranger: en tajuu sua
You: eat a dick little punk
Stranger: sorry i'm from finland
You: you suck a good dick?
Stranger: and you're an asshole too
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DK II · « **Reply #48 on:** April 18, 2009, 02:12:19 PM »

Quote from: Mars on April 18, 2009, 02:11:01 PM

You: twat
Stranger: jaaha että sillee
You: asshole fever?
Stranger: ha?
You: is there a problem "stranger"?
Stranger: joo on ongelmii
You: fucki fucki
You: ?
Stranger: en tajuu sua
You: eat a dick little punk
Stranger: sorry i'm from finland
You: you suck a good dick?
Stranger: and you're an asshole too
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omg, lol!!

Tapeworm · « **Reply #49 on:** April 18, 2009, 02:16:28 PM »

Haha, Tigerman just trolled me!