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Re: omegle hahaha, Funniest shit ever.
« Reply #75 on: April 18, 2009, 02:39:56 PM »
Stranger: tell me that you're from Finland and I will run away
You: im from holland honey
Stranger: that's even more worse actual
Stranger: nederland...
Stranger: ok
You: yes
Stranger: leuk
You: you women or men
Stranger: I guess that doesn't matter if you're from holland
Stranger: but I'm men
You: cockbreath lost your tongue?
Stranger: no
You: ok
Stranger: just surfing on the net
You: surfing for porn naughty basterd
Stranger: not really
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Re: omegle hahaha, Funniest shit ever.
« Reply #76 on: April 18, 2009, 02:40:15 PM »
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Stranger: HAI
You: hi
Stranger: ur homo orsm?
You: What, are you searching for male sex partners on the internet?
Stranger: no
Stranger: im searching for rap battlers
You: Then why do you perform the most common screening process gays uses for hunting cock?
Stranger: wtf
Stranger: ur gay right?
You: Rap battlers? Are you one of those sub humans with an 85IQ that thinks it's cool to do drugs instead of going to school?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: Drugs
Stranger: owns
Stranger: u all
Stranger: guy
Stranger: s
Stranger: naxuj
You: Seems like you ain't coming from a lineage of nobel prize winners.
Stranger: wat
Stranger: ur some fag?
You: Did your parents even know how to read?
Stranger: u must be homo
You: Or did they think it was cool to be an uneducated fool doing drugs in the hood while bragging about being on welfare and not knowing the letters?
Stranger: You are so fucking funny
Stranger: you know that?
Stranger: where u from guy
You: From the perspective of humanity, you and your family and friends are liabilities.
You: Draining the resources of society by acting in your own inferior ways
You: What, you want to know where I live now? Are you finally trying to hit on me? What.. are you a GAY hoodrat as well?
Stranger: MORALFAG
Stranger: im hetero
Stranger: sry
You: Who would have thought, a gay 85IQ moron with obvious gay intentions hunting for cock in a place where it would be the least accessble.
Stranger: atleast im not a MORALFAG
You: Well... You are excused, given that your parents never knew how to read and all
Stranger: fuck off moralfag
You: Define morality
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Re: omegle hahaha, Funniest shit ever.
« Reply #77 on: April 18, 2009, 02:40:46 PM »
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: tell me somehing about u pls
You: yes
Stranger: okey
Stranger: i wait
You: i am from planet Nibiru.
Stranger: oh nice i it next to xeneon?
You: I can sell you anabolic steroids and make you Mr Olympia.
You: we build the pyramids.
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Re: omegle hahaha, Funniest shit ever.
« Reply #78 on: April 18, 2009, 02:44:39 PM »
Stranger: I JUST ACCIDENTALLY MY WHOLE FAMILY
You: your mom
Stranger: NO MY WHOLE FAMILY
You: you killed them?
Stranger: NO I JUST ACCIDENTALLY THEM
You: im verona and you
Stranger: IT DOESENT MATTER WHAT DO I DO?
Stranger: U GOTTA HELP ME
You: peter?
You: son?
Stranger: NO
Stranger: I DONT EVEN KNOW U
Stranger: I M JUST ASKING YOUR HELP
You: what can i do son
Stranger: PLEASE TELL ME WHTA DO I HAVE TO DO
You: you can make them dissapair in acid
You: best option i learned on getbig
Stranger: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
Stranger: THIS ISNT HELPING
Stranger: I NEED HEAP
You: or feet them to the pigs
Stranger: CYA MAYBE SUM OTHER ONE WILL HELP ME
Stranger: U PRICK
Stranger: ASSHOLE
Stranger: SON OF A BITCH
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Re: omegle hahaha, Funniest shit ever.
« Reply #79 on: April 18, 2009, 02:47:36 PM »
You: michael arvilla?
Stranger: my mommy told me not to talk to strangers :/
Stranger: YES
You: you looked great last competion
Stranger: i always look great.
You: laura is a wonderful girl too
Stranger: no she's not
You: oh thats new to me
Stranger: it should be
You: when will you compete again
Stranger: tomorrow, at 3 AM
You: when will you post pics
You: on getbig
Stranger: in 3 seconds
You: are you in better bodybuilding shape?
Stranger: pff
Stranger: i'm da masta.
You: braught up the leggs?
Stranger: you ask a lot of questions
Stranger: nosey!
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Re: omegle hahaha, Funniest shit ever.
« Reply #80 on: April 18, 2009, 02:47:59 PM »
Stranger: imma shemale
You: salutations
You: good
You: massive schlong?
You: massive tits?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: 8 gallons
You: elaborate
Stranger: yeah
You: Have you ever drunk elephants piss from the glove compartment of a 1960's Ford Mustang?
You: if not then you have not lived my learned Ladyboy
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: yes i have
You: Good, you have passed the first test, now insert 4 fingers into your rectum and scream for me!
Stranger: FUUUUCKK
You: Do it!
Stranger: i just did it
You: HARDER!
Stranger: AWWWWWWWWWW! HURTS
You: In the name of filth make it bleed!
Stranger: i'm not fuckin goatse!½
You: Insolence will not be tolerated, re-insert said fingers, post haste!
Stranger: :D
You: Do it!
Stranger: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AA!
You: Good, now get some ice cubes and insert 16 into you ass, this will soothe the pain
You: you go now and relax, you worked hard tonight
Stranger: oh thanks
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Re: omegle hahaha, Funniest shit ever.
« Reply #81 on: April 18, 2009, 02:49:19 PM »

You: can i cum in your mouth?
Stranger: sure
You: do you swallow?
Stranger: if want me to
You: Do you have a large clitoris?
Stranger: yes
You: are you into bodybuilding?
Stranger: no
You: Damn it
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Re: omegle hahaha, Funniest shit ever.
« Reply #82 on: April 18, 2009, 02:50:49 PM »
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You: Hi,
Stranger: country?
You: 66 gay jew with an eyepatch from the US here, brutal lat spread as well
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Re: omegle hahaha, Funniest shit ever.
« Reply #83 on: April 18, 2009, 02:52:29 PM »
aaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahah aha


Stranger: hy
Stranger: boy/girl?
You: hi
You: boy
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Re: omegle hahaha, Funniest shit ever.
« Reply #84 on: April 18, 2009, 02:54:04 PM »
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Stranger: Sup?
You: soup ?
Stranger: now like what is up
Stranger: -w
You: nothing is up...can you get it up f me?
Stranger: fuck no....
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Re: omegle hahaha, Funniest shit ever.
« Reply #85 on: April 18, 2009, 02:55:45 PM »
You: the last samurai
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Re: omegle hahaha, Funniest shit ever.
« Reply #86 on: April 18, 2009, 02:56:55 PM »
Stranger: hey
You: Terminator 3: rise of the machines
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leonp1981

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Re: omegle hahaha, Funniest shit ever.
« Reply #87 on: April 18, 2009, 02:57:28 PM »
Stranger: stefano?
gauhar?
You: Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring
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Re: omegle hahaha, Funniest shit ever.
« Reply #88 on: April 18, 2009, 02:58:01 PM »
Quote from: leonp1981 on April 18, 2009, 02:56:55 PM
Stranger: hey
You: Terminator 3: rise of the machines
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ROFL ;D
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leonp1981

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Re: omegle hahaha, Funniest shit ever.
« Reply #89 on: April 18, 2009, 02:58:25 PM »
There don't seem to be any film fans on there.   :-\
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Re: omegle hahaha, Funniest shit ever.
« Reply #90 on: April 18, 2009, 02:58:32 PM »
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Stranger: hi simonbob
You: hi, huge nasser here
Stranger: You racist!
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Mars

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Re: omegle hahaha, Funniest shit ever.
« Reply #91 on: April 18, 2009, 03:01:13 PM »
Stranger: hi
You: who are you, tell me your name
Stranger: Manuel<
Stranger: what is your name ?
You: good morning,
Stranger: good evening
You: im detective john kimbl
Stranger: good
Stranger: where are you ?
You: now who is your daddy and what does he do?
Stranger: ahahahahah
You: hmm you must be really proud of yourself
Stranger: my dad is a psychiatric doctor
You: one of us is in deep trouble..
Stranger: maybe
You: sarah o connor?
Stranger: terminatyor ?
You: you son of a bitch
You: im a police officer
Stranger: good again
Stranger: where ?
You: nashville
Stranger: country town
You: where you from manual the big black mofo
Stranger: nashville tennesse
You: im haystack
Stranger: bootte de foin ?
Stranger: i'm a needle
You: brazilian women ready for cum
Stranger: ok................
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Re: omegle hahaha, Funniest shit ever.
« Reply #92 on: April 18, 2009, 03:04:16 PM »
Stranger: yo
You: hi
Stranger: u a girl?
You: no
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Re: omegle hahaha, Funniest shit ever.
« Reply #93 on: April 18, 2009, 03:06:40 PM »
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You: hi
You: my cat died
Stranger: hey
Stranger: how u
You: i loved my pussy
Stranger: soz
You: it got hit by a dumbbell
Stranger: i bet ya did
You: dropped by hugh nasser
Stranger: shame lol
You: 4 times uncrowned mr olympia
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Re: omegle hahaha, Funniest shit ever.
« Reply #94 on: April 18, 2009, 03:07:18 PM »
You: Robotic precision
Stranger: huh?
You: how I like my ass penetrated
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Re: omegle hahaha, Funniest shit ever.
« Reply #95 on: April 18, 2009, 03:08:10 PM »
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: howz u?
You: im sick today
Stranger: how cum?
Stranger: catched a cold?
You: i have herpa semplex 10
Stranger: oh god.. never heard of that =/
You: its a sickness homosexuals get
Stranger: ohh is that thing when ur genitals re like infected?
You: youve had it too?
Stranger: no, but i think i've heard of it =P
You: yes, having anal sex without projection is what gave it to me
You: my name is nasser
Stranger: nasser?
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Re: omegle hahaha, Funniest shit ever.
« Reply #96 on: April 18, 2009, 03:10:22 PM »
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Stranger: hello
You: hi
You: asl
You: 19F
Stranger: 22 m
You: im just smoking a cigar how about you
Stranger: drinking beer
You: are you in shape?
You: I like a man with a nice lat spread
Stranger: maybe
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its impossible to get anything going on there :D
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Re: omegle hahaha, Funniest shit ever.
« Reply #97 on: April 18, 2009, 03:10:57 PM »
Stranger: hi !
You: grrrrrrrrrrr
Stranger: oh
You: hello
Stranger: sweet
You: did you taste me?
Stranger: are you a perverse?
Stranger: i don't wanna speak to a perverse
You: no just wondering how you know my sperm tastes sweet
Stranger: perverse
Stranger: buy !

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Re: omegle hahaha, Funniest shit ever.
« Reply #98 on: April 18, 2009, 03:13:03 PM »
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You: ever heard of ronnie coleman
Stranger: hey
Stranger: i'm sorry, no
You: thats sucks :(
Stranger: who is it?
You: do you think hes better than dorian yates
You: some big bodybuilder dude
Stranger: holy crap
Stranger: that coleman
Stranger: bodybuilding sucks
You: you should google him and google dorain yates and tell me whos better
You: yea
You: you should go to getbig.com and tell them that :/
Stranger: they aint listen anyway
Stranger: neither do i care about them
You: you been to getbig.com
You: why not
You: whats wrong with bodybuilding
Stranger: the more people ruin themselfes, the more space i have on this world
You: wow you must be really fat then huh
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Re: omegle hahaha, Funniest shit ever.
« Reply #99 on: April 18, 2009, 03:14:22 PM »
'In the name of filth make it bleed!'   LOL. You guys are right in your element.   ;D
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