Author Topic: Baby Boomers (Read 1311 times)

LMAO! LMAO!

"eh jamal, look at the khram of the camel, he has not a big khram, eh jamal, look it"
"yes jamsheed i see, i see, he should do it a faster, he is not a doing it right"
"jamal, go show the camel how it is done!"
Jamal :" elelelelelelelelelelelel elele"

Eyeball Chambers · « **Reply #13 on:** April 19, 2009, 07:59:51 PM »

Quote from: MemberX on April 19, 2009, 07:56:32 PM

There was doubt about it....
apparently Bill Clinton is confused about what sexual intercourse is and what is not
Why did Hillary stay with him?

Holy shit, we're so close in post count.

I'm not posting again until you catch up with me.

ASJChaotic · « **Reply #14 on:** April 19, 2009, 08:02:36 PM »

Quote from: RPF on April 19, 2009, 07:58:26 PM

I'm going to go out on a limb and say a blow job definitely constitutes sexual relations...

Bill Clinton had his doubts

He had to ask america about it

damn, what a case, the entire nation finds out the president is a whore

i still wonder how he recovered

Parker · « **Reply #15 on:** April 19, 2009, 08:03:15 PM »

Quote from: RPF on April 19, 2009, 07:44:28 PM

Are they the worst generation?

Yep. Baby-boomer Parent 101. Be friends to your kids, so they will like you. Let them treat you like best pals, so you're thought of as cool. Give them everything. Do Not under any circumstances discipline your children, this will negate you "cool" status and children will be mad at you.

When you're child grows up, go with him to clubs and chill (especially if you are a woman).

oh, and when your child hits 11 yrs old, complain that now they need discipline, because you didn't give it to them when they were younger.

Camel Jockey · « **Reply #16 on:** April 19, 2009, 08:04:16 PM »

What if a Camel were to rape you? Pain train right there.

Clinton = smart man and a great president so it didn't matter.

AXA, worry about Canada, not the US. You are acting like MattT

ASJChaotic · « **Reply #17 on:** April 19, 2009, 08:04:31 PM »

Quote from: RPF on April 19, 2009, 07:59:51 PM

Holy shit, we're so close in post count.

I'm not posting again until you catch up with me.

LOL

i was thinking that the other day

You have to post, for the sake of Dubai, India

The Master · « **Reply #18 on:** April 19, 2009, 08:05:33 PM »

Quote from: Camel Jockey on April 19, 2009, 08:04:16 PM

What if a Camel were to rape you? Pain train right there.

Clinton = smart man and a great president so it didn't matter.

AXA, worry about Canada, not the US. You are acting like MattT

If MattT starts producing babies at his "homies" normal frequency, Canada might be in for some hard times when a bunch of retarded midgets floods the school systems.

ASJChaotic · « **Reply #19 on:** April 19, 2009, 08:07:00 PM »

Quote from: Parker on April 19, 2009, 08:03:15 PM

Yep. Baby-boomer Parent 101. Be friends to your kids, so they will like you. Let them treat you like best pals, so you're thought of as cool. Give them everything. Do Not under any circumstances discipline your children, this will negate you "cool" status and children will be mad at you.

When you're child grows up, go with him to clubs and chill (especially if you are a woman).

oh, and when your child hits 11 yrs old, complain that now they need discipline, because you didn't give it to them when they were younger.

that kind of parenting = responsible for horrible children

ASJChaotic · « **Reply #20 on:** April 19, 2009, 08:08:10 PM »

Quote from: Debussey DF on April 19, 2009, 08:05:33 PM

If MattT starts producing babies at his "homies" normal frequency, Canada might be in for some hard times when a bunch of retarded midgets floods the school systems.

haha

let's hope he doesn't run out of steroids and doesn't start reproducing ... for the sake of humanity

The Master · « **Reply #21 on:** April 19, 2009, 08:10:36 PM »

Quote from: MemberX on April 19, 2009, 08:08:10 PM

haha

let's hope he doesn't run out of steroids and doesn't stop reproducing ... for the sake of humanity

Yes!

Once in a while you see a really DUMB kid. The kind of kid that don't understand that running into a wall with your head first = a dumb thing, and then does it repeatedly until he = into so much pain that he starts to cry. Or the type of kid that spends 3 years trying to learn to knit his shoelaces, and still can't get it, and then trips over 10 times with his head first into the ground while going home from school every day.

This is the kinds of kids MattT will produce. Luckily, they will be so fat and short that any fall really won't hurt them because they look like a square.

ASJChaotic · « **Reply #22 on:** April 19, 2009, 08:14:23 PM »

Quote from: Debussey DF on April 19, 2009, 08:10:36 PM

Yes!

Once in a while you see a really DUMB kid. The kind of kid that don't understand that running into a wall with your head first = a dumb thing, and then does it repeatedly until he = into so much pain that he starts to cry. Or the type of kid that spends 3 years trying to learn to knit his shoelaces, and still can't get it, and then trips over 10 times with his head first into the ground while going home from school every day.

This is the kinds of kids MattT will produce. Luckily, they will be so fat and short that any fall really won't hurt them because they look like a square.

hahahahaha

PS: You just described MattT drunk

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