Author Topic: holy crap! bad news for the dominoes pizza pranksters (Read 11431 times)

INSOMNIA · « **Reply #75 on:** April 23, 2009, 10:19:21 PM »

Quote from: Grant_Michaels on April 23, 2009, 09:44:37 PM

No worries, Jeff! How ya been? Have not seen you in ages?

Here is the delightful Insomnia.... (in the second pic she swears she will teach me fishing):

Grant, your making me blush now!

youre not so bad yourself!!!!

P.S. dunno how to fish.. but I did get some splinters in my buttcheeks that day!

Mr. Zimbabwe · « **Reply #76 on:** April 23, 2009, 10:31:25 PM »

Oh Ma'am.... I forgot the pizza.... please forgive me, ma'am ..... but may I please try to to tweezer those tiny splinters from you derriere before we go fishing?

INSOMNIA · « **Reply #77 on:** April 23, 2009, 10:34:56 PM »

Quote from: Grant_Michaels on April 23, 2009, 10:31:25 PM

Oh Ma'am.... I forgot the pizza.... please forgive me, ma'am ..... but may I please try to to tweezer those tiny splinters from you derriere before we go fishing?

...somebody's gotta do it. might as well be you.

ASJChaotic · « **Reply #78 on:** April 23, 2009, 10:36:54 PM »

get a room you two

Mars · « **Reply #79 on:** April 23, 2009, 10:38:18 PM »

ma'am

Mr. Zimbabwe · « **Reply #80 on:** April 23, 2009, 10:38:32 PM »

Quote from: INSOMNIA on April 23, 2009, 10:34:56 PM

...somebody's gotta do it. might as well be you.

I'll need you to keep verrrrry still. Shhhhh ........this won't hurt a bit!

INSOMNIA · « **Reply #81 on:** April 23, 2009, 10:55:03 PM »

Quote from: Grant_Michaels on April 23, 2009, 10:38:32 PM

I'll need you to keep verrrrry still. Shhhhh ........this won't hurt a bit!

be gentle!

Mr. Zimbabwe · « **Reply #82 on:** April 23, 2009, 11:01:21 PM »

Quote from: INSOMNIA on April 23, 2009, 10:55:03 PM

be gentle!

I'll be so gentle you will think you were touched by an angel..... I'll even blow gently on you once the spimters are removed.....

INSOMNIA · « **Reply #83 on:** April 23, 2009, 11:12:00 PM »

Quote from: Grant_Michaels on April 23, 2009, 11:01:21 PM

I'll be so gentle you will think you were touched by an angel..... I'll even blow gently on you once the spimters are removed.....

well this just keeps getting better! hehe

Mr. Zimbabwe · « **Reply #84 on:** April 23, 2009, 11:16:43 PM »

Quote from: INSOMNIA on April 23, 2009, 11:12:00 PM

well this just keeps getting better! hehe

It's just the beginning ....of something beautiful...and to think it all started with a pizza?

INSOMNIA · « **Reply #85 on:** April 23, 2009, 11:31:18 PM »

Id say thats a good start

Mr. Zimbabwe · « **Reply #86 on:** April 23, 2009, 11:37:22 PM »

Now....THAT'S a pizza! Do I get to feed you?

INSOMNIA · « **Reply #87 on:** April 23, 2009, 11:42:07 PM »

Quote from: Grant_Michaels on April 23, 2009, 11:37:22 PM

Now....THAT'S a pizza! Do I get to feed you?

ok, but dont be stingy...

clued-up · « **Reply #88 on:** April 23, 2009, 11:45:43 PM »

grant, I think you have a good face.. i do.

but if I may offer a small piece of advice - dont fucking trim your facial hair that way.. honestly.

clued-up · « **Reply #89 on:** April 23, 2009, 11:47:56 PM »

great back.. and that position.. well its arousing

Mr. Zimbabwe · « **Reply #90 on:** April 23, 2009, 11:48:37 PM »

What way would you suggest James? (I go clean shaven most of the time)

clued-up · « **Reply #91 on:** April 24, 2009, 12:02:51 AM »

Quote from: Grant_Michaels on April 23, 2009, 11:48:37 PM

What way would you suggest James? (I go clean shaven most of the time)

I'm glad you asked.

the goatee is good.. it’s a good look. but what you want to do is let it grow naturally.. and simply trim odd/stray hairs from the lower portion/chin area… clean it up but keep the natural line of growth at it grows on your face.

you do not want to trim your upper lip the way you do.. for a host of reasons I don’t have time to go into now.

instead let it grow in naturally.. the trick with the upper lip is to keep the hair from concealing the corners of your mouth. do you understand? You do not want to obstruct the line your lips form.. or the appearance of width that your mouth creates.. for several reasons.. again I do not have time to into.

also trim it very short as the hair approaches your nostril.. do you know what I mean? With in reason… just hit it right underneath the nostril.

these principles.. if applied correctly.. will increase ones attractiveness. a persons beauty.

Mars · « **Reply #92 on:** April 24, 2009, 01:03:24 AM »

ok jameso1 hahahah

clued-up · « **Reply #93 on:** April 24, 2009, 01:06:04 AM »

Quote from: Mars on April 24, 2009, 01:03:24 AM

ok jameso1 hahahah

I see things mars.. that most people never bother looking at.

Samourai Pizzacat · « **Reply #94 on:** April 24, 2009, 01:18:08 AM »

does that make you a 'mierenneuker'?

kiwiol · « **Reply #95 on:** April 24, 2009, 01:20:57 AM »

Quote from: james001 on April 24, 2009, 12:02:51 AM

I'm glad you asked.

the goatee is good.. it’s a good look. but what you want to do is let it grow naturally.. and simply trim odd/stray hairs from the lower portion/chin area… clean it up but keep the natural line of growth at it grows on your face.

you do not want to trim your upper lip the way you do.. for a host of reasons I don’t have time to go into now.

instead let it grow in naturally.. the trick with the upper lip is to keep the hair from concealing the corners of your mouth. do you understand? You do not want to obstruct the line your lips form.. or the appearance of width that your mouth creates.. for several reasons.. again I do not have time to into.

also trim it very short as the hair approaches your nostril.. do you know what I mean? With in reason… just hit it right underneath the nostril.

these principles.. if applied correctly.. will increase ones attractiveness. a persons beauty.

Gayer than Shaving Ryan's privates