Author Topic: Lettting people know you are a bodybuilder (Read 1108 times)

calfzilla · « **on:** April 20, 2009, 01:41:16 AM »

What are some good ways to let people at work know you are a bodybuilder that don't involve looking like a jackass ie wearing Otomix and sleeveless flannels etc?

So far I have:
Drink Muscle Milk RTD
Drink water constantly
Eat plain chicken and rice
Having big muscles

Dr Kincaid · « **Reply #1 on:** April 20, 2009, 01:45:28 AM »

getting a boy friend should spell it out.

Saxon · « **Reply #2 on:** April 20, 2009, 01:47:14 AM »

if you have to tell me, then obviously you don't work out hard enough

ironneck · « **Reply #3 on:** April 20, 2009, 01:47:21 AM »

i always shout yeah buddy in public places

Eisenherz · « **Reply #4 on:** April 20, 2009, 01:47:30 AM »

Yelling out "YEAH BUDDY!! LIGHT WEIGHT!!!" from time to time whilest sitting at your desk in the cubical.

Eisenherz · « **Reply #5 on:** April 20, 2009, 01:49:10 AM »

Quote from: ironneck on April 20, 2009, 01:47:21 AM

i always shout yeah buddy in public places

Lol you beat me to it.

ironneck · « **Reply #6 on:** April 20, 2009, 01:52:36 AM »

Quote from: Eisenherz on April 20, 2009, 01:49:10 AM

Lol you beat me to it.

haha two great thinkers here

webcake · « **Reply #7 on:** April 20, 2009, 01:52:59 AM »

I find hitting a most muscular in someones face and then laughing at them saying "brutal 12 inch arms" does a good job........

Eyeball Chambers · « **Reply #8 on:** April 20, 2009, 01:54:01 AM »

Quote from: webcke on April 20, 2009, 01:52:59 AM

I find hitting a most muscular in someones face and then laughing at them saying "brutal 12 inch arms" does a good job........

I'll remember that thanks!

calfzilla · « **Reply #9 on:** April 20, 2009, 01:55:23 AM »

Oooh I just thought of another. Massive pit stains on my shirts like what Bob Chick has!

Eyeball Chambers · « **Reply #10 on:** April 20, 2009, 01:56:55 AM »

Quote from: calfzilla on April 20, 2009, 01:55:23 AM

Oooh I just thought of another. Massive pit stains on my shirts like what Bob Chick has!

HAHA, remember to check yourself out in the mirror a lot.

webcake · « **Reply #11 on:** April 20, 2009, 01:57:35 AM »

Someone says "i earn $100k a year", so i reply "yeah, well it looks like you have aids"

They never recover..........no doubt about it.

calfzilla · « **Reply #12 on:** April 20, 2009, 02:00:50 AM »

Quote from: webcke on April 20, 2009, 01:57:35 AM

Someone says "i earn $100k a year", so i reply "yeah, well it looks like you have aids"

They never recover..........no doubt about it.

LMAO. What good is money if you are under 200lbs.

webcake · « **Reply #13 on:** April 20, 2009, 02:02:33 AM »

Quote from: calfzilla on April 20, 2009, 02:00:50 AM

LMAO. What good is money if you are under 200lbs.

Hahaha exactly.

Look at Jay Cutler, he's like 300lbs, awesome hair and earns like a million a year.

Alpha male........no doubt about it.

calfzilla · « **Reply #14 on:** April 20, 2009, 02:04:01 AM »

Speakin of Cutler, maybe I should get some Hatablockers to sport in the office. Maybe have Jay's book sitting on my desk.

webcake · « **Reply #15 on:** April 20, 2009, 02:05:19 AM »

Quote from: calfzilla on April 20, 2009, 02:04:01 AM

Speakin of Cutler, maybe I should get some Hatablockers to sport in the office. Maybe have Jay's book sitting on my desk.

Great idea!

Also, if it's possible, get the same haircut as Jay.

Be warned though, this is a powerful hair style, and if you aren't an Aryan, i wouldn't recommend it.

Magnus · « **Reply #16 on:** April 20, 2009, 02:06:48 AM »

....all my farts speak for themselves

ironneck · « **Reply #17 on:** April 20, 2009, 02:07:03 AM »

jay is truely a real bb hero if you can say that

calfzilla · « **Reply #18 on:** April 20, 2009, 02:07:34 AM »

Quote from: webcke on April 20, 2009, 02:05:19 AM

Great idea!

Also, if it's possible, get the same haircut as Jay.

Be warned though, this is a powerful hair style, and if you aren't an Aryan, i wouldn't recommend it.

Well my hair is not blonde, is that a problem? Also how do I know if I am Aryan or not?

Eisenherz · « **Reply #19 on:** April 20, 2009, 02:09:38 AM »

Quote from: calfzilla on April 20, 2009, 02:07:34 AM

Well my hair is not blonde, is that a problem? Also how do I know if I am Aryan or not?

If you hate Jews, proud loud mouth kneegars and sport a Sieg Heil haircut, You're Aryan.