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nzmusclemonster

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Attempting to do like Seinfeld "The Contest"
« on: April 20, 2009, 03:18:27 AM »
Among my single friends.... no masturbating no sex for as long as possible. $20 each and winner take all.

What is a good length of time... a week? It's been one day and I'm feeling it already  :(
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Re: Attempting to do like Seinfeld "The Contest"
« Reply #1 on: April 20, 2009, 03:19:52 AM »
just masterbate and lie about it...you will win
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Re: Attempting to do like Seinfeld "The Contest"
« Reply #2 on: April 20, 2009, 03:20:09 AM »
Quote from: nzmusclemonster on April 20, 2009, 03:18:27 AM
Among my single friends.... no masturbating no sex for as long as possible. $20 each and winner take all.

What is a good length of time... a week? It's been one day and I'm feeling it already  :(

How do you know your mates are not beating off right now?
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nzmusclemonster

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Re: Attempting to do like Seinfeld "The Contest"
« Reply #3 on: April 20, 2009, 03:21:51 AM »
We like to think we have a strong "honor system" happening for this contest. I know I will be a man of my honor  8)
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Re: Attempting to do like Seinfeld "The Contest"
« Reply #4 on: April 20, 2009, 03:24:52 AM »
*Slams cash on table*     'I'm out!'        ;D
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Re: Attempting to do like Seinfeld "The Contest"
« Reply #5 on: April 20, 2009, 04:02:10 AM »
Quote from: dr.chimps on April 20, 2009, 03:24:52 AM
*Slams cash on table*     'I'm out!'        ;D
Haha
"I am the master of my domain"  ;D

Great episode , great show.
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Re: Attempting to do like Seinfeld "The Contest"
« Reply #6 on: April 20, 2009, 04:08:24 AM »
Trust no one.......
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nzmusclemonster

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Re: Attempting to do like Seinfeld "The Contest"
« Reply #7 on: April 20, 2009, 04:09:56 AM »
Quote from: webcke on April 20, 2009, 04:08:24 AM
Trust no one.......

You live in Australia, so of course you can't trust anyone there.... you are all criminals.

We are more civilized in nz  ;)
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Re: Attempting to do like Seinfeld "The Contest"
« Reply #8 on: April 20, 2009, 04:11:08 AM »
when you put on your woolen jersey the game will soon be lost.
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Re: Attempting to do like Seinfeld "The Contest"
« Reply #9 on: April 20, 2009, 04:19:13 AM »
Quote from: dr.chimps on April 20, 2009, 03:24:52 AM
*Slams cash on table*     'I'm out!'        ;D

Hahahahahaha!!!!

I like when they made the bet, Jerry tells Kramer "You won't even make it out of the restaurant!"
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Re: Attempting to do like Seinfeld "The Contest"
« Reply #10 on: April 20, 2009, 04:20:02 AM »
Quote from: nzmusclemonster on April 20, 2009, 04:09:56 AM
You live in Australia, so of course you can't trust anyone there.... you are all criminals.

We are more civilized in nz  ;)

Newsflash for Jamie : NZ is irrelevant to Australia and the world. Australia just feels it is our duty, as the superior country that we are, to help out our lesser brothers over there in NZ.....
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Re: Attempting to do like Seinfeld "The Contest"
« Reply #11 on: April 20, 2009, 04:23:47 AM »
Quote from: webcke on April 20, 2009, 04:20:02 AM
Newsflash for Jamie : NZ is irrelevant to Australia and the world. Australia just feels it is our duty, as the superior country that we are, to help out our lesser brothers over there in NZ.....

Didn't we win a world cup not long ago.....

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Re: Attempting to do like Seinfeld "The Contest"
« Reply #12 on: April 20, 2009, 04:24:41 AM »
You know your fighting animal instinct right.
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nzmusclemonster

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Re: Attempting to do like Seinfeld "The Contest"
« Reply #13 on: April 20, 2009, 04:26:24 AM »
Quote from: CastIron on April 20, 2009, 04:24:41 AM
You know your fighting animal instinct right.

It is not natural, but will be a good test of self control.
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Re: Attempting to do like Seinfeld "The Contest"
« Reply #14 on: April 20, 2009, 04:28:46 AM »
Quote from: nzmusclemonster on April 20, 2009, 04:23:47 AM
Didn't we win a world cup not long ago.....



Yes, those darkies finally put themselves to good use.......
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Re: Attempting to do like Seinfeld "The Contest"
« Reply #15 on: April 20, 2009, 04:30:27 AM »
Quote from: nzmusclemonster on April 20, 2009, 04:26:24 AM
It is not natural, but will be a good test of self control.

I give you one week, but anything more then that. It's going to be terrible.
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Re: Attempting to do like Seinfeld "The Contest"
« Reply #16 on: April 20, 2009, 05:14:31 AM »
Quote from: nzmusclemonster on April 20, 2009, 04:23:47 AM
Didn't we win a world cup not long ago.....



WTF you smoking?
Last time NZ won the rugby world cup was back in the 1980's. You guys didnt even make it past the quater finals in 2007 loosing to france you fucking panzies.
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Re: Attempting to do like Seinfeld "The Contest"
« Reply #17 on: April 20, 2009, 05:18:19 AM »
Quote from: nzmusclemonster on April 20, 2009, 04:23:47 AM
Didn't we win a world cup not long ago.....




Just a shame no-one gives a shit about the league world cup...
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Re: Attempting to do like Seinfeld "The Contest"
« Reply #18 on: April 20, 2009, 05:19:18 AM »
I tried it before with a female friend,I lost in 2 or 3days
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Re: Attempting to do like Seinfeld "The Contest"
« Reply #19 on: April 20, 2009, 05:19:38 AM »
Quote from: Saxon on April 20, 2009, 05:18:19 AM

Just a shame no-one gives a shit about the league world cup...

There's a league world cup?
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Re: Attempting to do like Seinfeld "The Contest"
« Reply #20 on: April 20, 2009, 05:21:53 AM »
Quote from: Eisenherz on April 20, 2009, 05:19:38 AM
There's a league world cup?

Exactly ;D
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Re: Attempting to do like Seinfeld "The Contest"
« Reply #21 on: April 20, 2009, 05:25:49 AM »
Recently, I went for 13-14 days, mostly because I was just too busy.  Man, when I finally busted, I fell off my chair and had Nasser googly eyes for a few minutes.
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Re: Attempting to do like Seinfeld "The Contest"
« Reply #22 on: April 20, 2009, 05:32:22 AM »
Quote from: Saxon on April 20, 2009, 05:18:19 AM

Just a shame no-one gives a shit about the league world cup...

Pffff......the final in union didn't even have a try. The only way people are watching rugby is because their pissed as shit soccer's a world game and it's boring as fuck too
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Re: Attempting to do like Seinfeld "The Contest"
« Reply #23 on: April 20, 2009, 05:58:26 AM »
Quote from: Get Rowdy on April 20, 2009, 05:25:49 AM
Recently, I went for 13-14 days, mostly because I was just too busy.  Man, when I finally busted, I fell off my chair and had Nasser googly eyes for a few minutes.

Oh...my...god!  :o
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Re: Attempting to do like Seinfeld "The Contest"
« Reply #24 on: April 20, 2009, 06:00:18 AM »
Id love to try go as long as possible without but I have a gf
Maybe if I beat her she wont want sex...yes,perhaps
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