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Parker · « **on:** April 20, 2009, 07:06:11 PM »

...Hotdog...so I can Catch-Up!"-------Jeromero
Pick lines...what are the worst ones that you heard ladies. Ones that were so stupid, that they either made you roll your eyes or lower your IQ.

Migs · « **Reply #1 on:** April 20, 2009, 07:17:16 PM »

this could be fun

24KT · « **Reply #2 on:** April 20, 2009, 08:00:55 PM »

Quote from: Migs on April 20, 2009, 07:17:16 PM

this could be fun

figures you say that. You're the one who thinks torture is acceptable.

Just recalling some of the dumbass lines could be considered a form of torture in itself. $:-\$

Migs · « **Reply #3 on:** April 20, 2009, 08:04:23 PM »

it is. nuff said.

so jags..got any spanish in you? No! want some?!

lol

24KT · « **Reply #4 on:** April 20, 2009, 08:12:55 PM »

Quote from: Migs on April 20, 2009, 08:04:23 PM

it is. nuff said.

so jags..got any spanish in you?

{giggle} Actually, I AM part Spanish.

Quote

No! want some?!

lol

Absolutely!!!!

btw: When did Antonio Banderas & Melanie Griffiths divorce?

Migs · « **Reply #5 on:** April 20, 2009, 08:14:41 PM »

Quote from: jaguarenterprises on April 20, 2009, 08:12:55 PM

{giggle} Actually, I AM part Spanish.

Absolutely!!!! btw: When did Antonio Banderas & Melanie Griffiths divorce?

you are? please explain.

they haven't yet, but you can still come over. I showed him everything he knows.

24KT · « **Reply #6 on:** April 20, 2009, 08:29:07 PM »

Quote from: Migs on April 20, 2009, 08:14:41 PM

you are? please explain.

they haven't yet, but you can still come over. I showed him everything he knows.

I'm Jamaican born. nuff said.

My ethnic ancestry consists of:

Africans, Welsh, Brits, Scots, Chinese, French, Spaniards, Native Islanders, Dutch and German Jews etc.

Jamaica's national motto: "Out of many one people". There was a whole lotta people on one tiny little island.

Migs · « **Reply #7 on:** April 20, 2009, 08:36:25 PM »

ahh ok.

is it bad to giggle when you here about jerked chicken?

Original Sin · « **Reply #8 on:** April 20, 2009, 09:35:49 PM »

Quote from: Parker on April 20, 2009, 07:06:11 PM

...Hotdog...so I can Catch-Up!"-------Jeromero
Pick lines...what are the worst ones that you heard ladies. Ones that were so stupid, that they either made you roll your eyes or lower your IQ.

Well it isn't a pickup line perse but it was the worst one ever...

A guy was so drunk and nervous he threw up all over my shoes... OPEN TOED!!!

He left an impression on me for sure.
How so much stuff was inside the guy

But Damn

Lord Humungous · « **Reply #9 on:** April 21, 2009, 08:49:23 AM »

Quote from: Original Sin on April 20, 2009, 09:35:49 PM

Well it isn't a pickup line perse but it was the worst one ever...

A guy was so drunk and nervous he threw up all over my shoes... OPEN TOED!!!

He left an impression on me for sure.
How so much stuff was inside the guy But Damn

Sin,

Remind me to never suck your toes

tonymctones · « **Reply #10 on:** April 21, 2009, 08:53:34 AM »

Quote from: Original Sin on April 20, 2009, 09:35:49 PM

Well it isn't a pickup line perse but it was the worst one ever...

A guy was so drunk and nervous he threw up all over my shoes... OPEN TOED!!!

He left an impression on me for sure.
How so much stuff was inside the guy But Damn

DAMN

Andy Griffin · « **Reply #11 on:** April 21, 2009, 03:28:56 PM »

I once met a really cute gal in a bar and she introduced herself as Dawn. I told her, "That's my sister's middle name. And it's also a damn fine dishwashing liquid." She walked away. I finished my beer, went home, and cried myself to sleep. Again.

24KT · « **Reply #12 on:** April 21, 2009, 03:56:50 PM »

Quote from: Andy Griffin on April 21, 2009, 03:28:56 PM

I once met a really cute gal in a bar and she introduced herself as Dawn. I told her, "That's my sister's middle name. And it's also a damn fine dishwashing liquid." She walked away. I finished my beer, went home, and cried myself to sleep. Again.

Andy Griffin · « **Reply #13 on:** April 21, 2009, 04:02:46 PM »

Quote from: jaguarenterprises on April 21, 2009, 03:56:50 PM

Shortly after this incident, I just started introducing myself. It worked beautifully.

Migs · « **Reply #14 on:** April 21, 2009, 07:46:28 PM »

So there is this chick at the bar, I go up to the seat next to her and order a beer. I nod at her and say hi. Mind you I was waiting for my beer not hitting on her. She asked if she looked desperate? I told her that desperate girls are generally nicer and end up with someone. I got my beer and went back to the dart board.

Original Sin · « **Reply #15 on:** April 21, 2009, 08:17:39 PM »

Quote from: Migs on April 21, 2009, 07:46:28 PM

So there is this chick at the bar, I go up to the seat next to her and order a beer. I nod at her and say hi. Mind you I was waiting for my beer not hitting on her. She asked if she looked desperate? I told her that desperate girls are generally nicer and end up with someone. I got my beer and went back to the dart board.

Point for Migs!

and played exactly right...

Migs · « **Reply #16 on:** April 21, 2009, 08:20:08 PM »

i know that girls get hit on all the time. But seriously no reason to be mean about it. I'm pretty laid back, but push my buttons for no reason and I could care less who you are, you are getting a lashing

Original Sin · « **Reply #17 on:** April 21, 2009, 08:25:46 PM »

Quote from: Migs on April 21, 2009, 08:20:08 PM

i know that girls get hit on all the time. But seriously no reason to be mean about it. I'm pretty laid back, but push my buttons for no reason and I could care less who you are, you are getting a lashing

Exactly!

As a card carrying member of the "Bitch Society" you did right!
Beats puking on her feet

Migs · « **Reply #18 on:** April 21, 2009, 08:29:40 PM »

I seriously don't like to approach women when I am out. I like my space my time. With that being said it's very difficult to meet women.

Original Sin · « **Reply #19 on:** April 21, 2009, 09:02:06 PM »

Quote from: Migs on April 21, 2009, 08:20:08 PM

i know that girls get hit on all the time. But seriously no reason to be mean about it. I'm pretty laid back, but push my buttons for no reason and I could care less who you are, you are getting a lashing

Confession time...

Back in my early 20's.
My friends and I used to see who could get the best "slam"
If the guy was being an idiot we would go for the jugular.

$:-\$

Migs · « **Reply #20 on:** April 21, 2009, 09:06:03 PM »

Sh*t! that was you! I knew it. After that night i went home and watched B movies at ate cheetos for a week in the dark.

SamoanIrishman · « **Reply #21 on:** April 21, 2009, 09:12:34 PM »

Quote from: Migs on April 21, 2009, 08:29:40 PM

I seriously don't like to approach women when I am out. I like my space my time. With that being said it's very difficult to meet women.

You mean good women right? I've dated some over the last year that had an IQ of a stapler. It's hard to find a nice, good looking, smart, honest, mature, family loving woman these days.

Original Sin · « **Reply #22 on:** April 21, 2009, 09:15:15 PM »

Quote from: SamoanIrishman on April 21, 2009, 09:12:34 PM

You mean good women right? I've dated some over the last year that had an IQ of a stapler. It's hard to find a nice, good looking, smart, honest, mature, family loving woman these days.

hmmm I have two of those qualities....
Stapler and Woman!!

Migs · « **Reply #23 on:** April 21, 2009, 09:17:04 PM »

Quote from: SamoanIrishman on April 21, 2009, 09:12:34 PM

You mean good women right? I've dated some over the last year that had an IQ of a stapler. It's hard to find a nice, good looking, smart, honest, mature, family loving woman these days.

becuase like the loch ness monster, sasquach and the chupa cabra....they don't exist

SamoanIrishman · « **Reply #24 on:** April 21, 2009, 09:20:38 PM »

Quote from: Migs on April 21, 2009, 09:17:04 PM

becuase like the loch ness monster, sasquach and the chupa cabra....they don't exist

yeah...guess you're right. Im playing the lotto so, I'll have to win one or the other sooner or later. Im guessing lotto...sweeeeeeeeeeet!!!