Author Topic: the best part about being a personal trainer.. (Read 6404 times)

johnnynoname · « **on:** April 22, 2009, 01:59:07 PM »

......when clients don't give you 24 hour notice before cancelling and you can charge there ass.

3 cancellations todays that didn't give me 24 hour notice
KA CHING

easier than collecting picture posting royalties from fat dave

thanx bitches, you i just got a free pair of andrew christian undies

http://www.freshpair.com/Andrew-Christian-Espana-Trunk-9102E.html

tendonitis · « **Reply #1 on:** April 22, 2009, 02:33:15 PM »

johnny, you seem like a good guy, and a good poster, but you sure seem to spend A LOT of time focusing on your underwear

shouldn't you be spending that time trying to get into women's underwear? and i don't mean wearing them

Ursus · « **Reply #2 on:** April 22, 2009, 02:37:37 PM »

can i see a physiue shot jonny. i know ur lean and smallish but wud liek to seee a clear shoto please

The Coach · « **Reply #3 on:** April 22, 2009, 02:54:54 PM »

How many people do you train per day?

Red Hook · « **Reply #4 on:** April 22, 2009, 03:15:22 PM »

Anyone who has ever picked up a weight should never use johnny

I mean that

Epic_Monster · « **Reply #5 on:** April 22, 2009, 03:17:40 PM »

johnnynoname · « **Reply #6 on:** April 22, 2009, 03:20:42 PM »

Quote from: The Coach on April 22, 2009, 02:54:54 PM

How many people do you train per day?

3-5

i know-it's nothing so i'm not bragging at all

I still keep my second/third/....fourth job

Quote from: tendonitis on April 22, 2009, 02:33:15 PM

johnny, you seem like a good guy, and a good poster, but you sure seem to spend A LOT of time focusing on your underwear

what can I say- I'm a product of unmarried couple- blame them for my absurd vanity
btw, i'm not trying to be sarcastic- I KNOW THAT MY VANITY IS OVERCOMPENSATION FOR SOME SORT OF MOMMY/DADDY ISSUE I'M REPRESSING

Quote from: Ursus on April 22, 2009, 02:37:37 PM

can i see a physiue shot jonny. i know ur lean and smallish but wud liek to seee a clear shoto please

i just took this one like 15 minutes ago

Epic_Monster · « **Reply #7 on:** April 22, 2009, 03:22:14 PM »

Nice hair!

johnnynoname · « **Reply #8 on:** April 22, 2009, 03:23:16 PM »

Quote from: Epic_Monster on April 22, 2009, 03:22:14 PM

Nice hair!

EXCELLENT

Epic_Monster · « **Reply #9 on:** April 22, 2009, 03:24:00 PM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on April 22, 2009, 03:23:16 PM

EXCELLENT

Just messing with you bro!

johnnynoname · « **Reply #10 on:** April 22, 2009, 03:27:43 PM »

Quote from: Epic_Monster on April 22, 2009, 03:24:00 PM

Just messing with you bro!

no offense taken

her hair is off the chain

it frames her face nicely

johnnynoname · « **Reply #11 on:** April 22, 2009, 03:28:57 PM »

btw, I feel the need to remind everyone that i am indeed a straight man

tendonitis · « **Reply #12 on:** April 22, 2009, 03:29:14 PM »

serious, and i know gay, question for you johnny, how do you get that tan? i must say it's perfect and i mean that in a completely heterosexual way

johnnynoname · « **Reply #13 on:** April 22, 2009, 03:31:45 PM »

Quote from: tendonitis on April 22, 2009, 03:29:14 PM

serious, and i know gay, question for you johnny, how do you get that tan? i must say it's perfect and i mean that in a completely heterosexual way

a combo of genetics (both my grandfathers were Italians who -get this- either married a Iranian woman or a Spainish woman), a strong tanning bed and a good, high quality, aloe vera based bronzer (preferbly something from RS Sun) and a good moisturizer after tanning and after showering

did i fail to mention that i can calculate a slugging percentage in baseball, btw?

Awesomo · « **Reply #14 on:** April 22, 2009, 03:41:18 PM »

Johnny any shots straight on? All yours are from that same twist angle.

tendonitis · « **Reply #15 on:** April 22, 2009, 03:44:34 PM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on April 22, 2009, 03:31:45 PM

a combo of genetics (both my grandfathers were Italians who -get this- either married a Iranian woman or a Spainish woman), a strong tanning bed and a good, high quality, aloe vera based bronzer (preferbly something from RS Sun) and a good moisturizer after tanning and after showering

did i fail to mention that i can calculate a slugging percentage in baseball, btw?

ha, nothing gay about a couple guys talking about tanning

but just in case, i can't believe the way the ball is flying out of the new yankee stadium

yeah i do the tanning bed thing but it can leave some uneven places i've tried the bronzers but damn they smell so bad
i'll have to try the RS Sun bronzer

io856 · « **Reply #16 on:** April 22, 2009, 03:45:22 PM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on April 22, 2009, 03:20:42 PM

You are looking younger here than your official photography

jwb · « **Reply #17 on:** April 22, 2009, 03:54:09 PM »

are your parents unmarried but still together?

ManBearPig... · « **Reply #18 on:** April 22, 2009, 05:16:25 PM »

johnnynoname has succeeded in outing the homos of this site much better than anyone from the squad simply by posting shots of his ~~incredibly luscious and lickable~~ body.

chaos · « **Reply #19 on:** April 22, 2009, 05:20:33 PM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on April 22, 2009, 03:20:42 PM

i just took this one like 15 minutes ago

Don't mumble Salvatore!!!

bigdumbbell · « **Reply #20 on:** April 22, 2009, 05:23:40 PM »

johnny, are you the guy in the Phoenix Arizona area? i'm just trying to remember if i ever asked you a question before :-)

johnnynoname · « **Reply #21 on:** April 22, 2009, 05:24:42 PM »

Quote from: chaos on April 22, 2009, 05:20:33 PM

Don't mumble Salvatore!!!

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

I KNOW

again, i had this habit of mumbling with my clients (my PT clients, not my johns haha) when i trained them in the later part of the night cuz i was exhausted so i made the post it on my mirror that said "Don't mumble" to remind me- it worked

johnnynoname · « **Reply #22 on:** April 22, 2009, 05:27:34 PM »

Quote from: bigdumbbell on April 22, 2009, 05:23:40 PM

johnny, are you the guy in the Phoenix Arizona area? i'm just trying to remember if i ever asked you a question before :-)

i was at the time

Quote from: Power Rod on April 22, 2009, 05:16:25 PM

johnnynoname has succeeded in outing the homos of this site much better than anyone from the squad simply by posting shots of his ~~incredibly luscious and lickable~~ body.

i've done it very efficently might i add

Quote from: jwb on April 22, 2009, 03:54:09 PM

are your parents unmarried but still together?

doesn't really matter- they're both assholes

Quote from: io856 on April 22, 2009, 03:45:22 PM

You are looking younger here than your official photography

yes...i discovered the fountain of youth.......semen
yeah, i said it

Quote from: Awesomo on April 22, 2009, 03:41:18 PM

Johnny any shots straight on? All yours are from that same twist angle.

the twist angle is more flattering to my obliques

Dballn247 · « **Reply #23 on:** April 22, 2009, 05:28:54 PM »

Would be an ideal job... It would keep me from taking these damn 6 month off training binges.

Awesomo · « **Reply #24 on:** April 22, 2009, 05:29:28 PM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on April 22, 2009, 05:27:34 PM

the twist angle is more flattering to my obliques

Agreed, but just wondering if you had any straight on to compare. Seems like ever picture I see if the exact same with just underwear changing color.