Author Topic: Dingbat Moves (Read 10179 times)

SamoanIrishman · « **Reply #25 on:** April 24, 2009, 05:06:55 PM »

More than one occation I've packed my gym bag with my workout stuff...shoes, shorts, shirt, just to get there and realize I forgot socks. I have to dress professionally so I have "suit socks" on.

I'm so hardcore (

) I workout anyway. Though I get weird looks.

Migs · « **Reply #26 on:** April 24, 2009, 07:59:56 PM »

one time i was on my way to work and about five miles from home i realized i didn't have any pants on...

ToxicAvenger · « **Reply #27 on:** April 25, 2009, 10:14:35 AM »

Quote from: STella on April 24, 2009, 02:34:27 PM

Good stories

hahahahah!

99% of the time i'm in my own little planet....you have to usually make physical contact with me to make me realize that you are talking to me...

now i'm about to go give a VERY mean german shepard a bath!

step 1..locate muzzle

Butterbean · « **Reply #28 on:** April 25, 2009, 12:32:20 PM »

Quote from: SamoanIrishman on April 24, 2009, 05:06:55 PM

More than one occation I've packed my gym bag with my workout stuff...shoes, shorts, shirt, just to get there and realize I forgot socks. I have to dress professionally so I have "suit socks" on.

Do you wear sock suspenders

Andy Griffin · « **Reply #29 on:** April 25, 2009, 03:16:38 PM »

Happened to a friend of mine in elementary school...

There was this one kid named Jack who would cry at the drop of a hat, so it was fun to devise new ways to make him bawl (we didn't know the term "meltdown" yet)...well, one day in the library my friend Richard told me he had thought of a great way to make Jack cry. Our librarian published a list of overdue books every two weeks. The list included the student's name and the title of the overdue book. Richard had found a book called "The Girl's Guide To Puberty" He told me he was going to check it out in Jack's name, and that Jack would be humiliated when the list was published, and would cry all the more.

So we went up to the checkout desk and the librarian said, "Richard, you can only check out a book in your own name." Giddy with his own brilliance, Richard absent-mindedly said, "That's fine. You can use my name." Sure enough, a couple weeks later, the overdue list was published and the first name on the list was Richard's showing that "The Girl's Guide to Puberty" was overdue. He was tormented about it all morning until he cried.

Migs · « **Reply #30 on:** April 25, 2009, 06:51:46 PM »

Quote from: STella on April 25, 2009, 12:32:20 PM

Do you wear sock suspenders

only old people do that

Geo · « **Reply #31 on:** April 25, 2009, 07:28:16 PM »

I once called flower when she was in a bad mood.........

now I just email her !

Migs · « **Reply #32 on:** April 25, 2009, 07:32:21 PM »

i just smack her on the butt.

Parker · « **Reply #33 on:** April 26, 2009, 02:50:49 AM »

After having a very, very hard day at work, I went to the McDonald's that is open late. I get a sunday and a sandwich. Well get into my parking garage, drop my sunday, pick it up and start waling to my apt, thing is, I live one floor up. I realise this, as soon as I noticed that my doormat is not there. So I walk back to the car. I get into the car, and my Sunday is leaking. When I get to the right floor. I put my hand on the top of the Sunday, which is busted, and my hand goes right in. i have chocolate fudge and ice cream all over my hand.

24KT · « **Reply #34 on:** April 26, 2009, 05:57:42 AM »

When I was 16, I bought these really cool black jeans. At the time, I didn't realize there was a BIG difference between boys jeans and girls jeans. I really liked the color and the narrow boot cut, so I bought them, ...and made the mistake of not trying them on first. why should I? I already knew my size.

The next morning, I decided to wear them to school. We were all running a little late that morning, and trying to beat rush hour traffic, so I put my sweater on, threw my coat overtop, grabbed the jeans still in the bag, and just jumped into my mom's car. I knew I'd arrive at the school well before 8am before anyone else, so I could just slip into the girl's bathroom and put them on there. BIG MISTAKE!!! HUGE!!!!

I soon realized the boot cut wasn't the only "narrow" thing on those jeans. Boy's jeans are sooo slim in the hips. infact, ...there are no hips. I couldn't get the darned things on.

I was flipping out! It's one thing to hop into your mom's car without your pants on, ...but it's a completely other thing to be in school, ...or worse yet, have to sit on a bus for an hour and a half to get home to put some pants on. I was seriously flipping out. It was a very desperate situation. I had 5 girls surrounding me, all tugging on the waistband in an attempt to help me get these things past my hips. It was horrible. With the help of all my girlfriends, we finally managed to get them up, ...but I didn't dare pee all day long.

Migs · « **Reply #35 on:** April 26, 2009, 06:53:19 AM »

so, got some curves on you huh...

Migs · « **Reply #36 on:** April 26, 2009, 06:51:51 PM »

i got into a relationship. Is that dingbat enough? No good comes from that crap.

Butterbean · « **Reply #37 on:** April 26, 2009, 08:15:29 PM »

Quote from: Migs on April 26, 2009, 06:51:51 PM

No good comes from that crap.

Yes there can, nerd.

Jag's post is going to make me have one of my recurring nightmares

24KT · « **Reply #38 on:** April 26, 2009, 08:31:52 PM »

Quote from: Migs on April 26, 2009, 06:53:19 AM

so, got some curves on you huh...

Back then I was 38-23-36 so ya, ...I'd say I had a few curves.

~flower~ · « **Reply #39 on:** April 27, 2009, 05:35:05 AM »

Quote from: Geo on April 25, 2009, 07:28:16 PM

I once called flower when she was in a bad mood.........

When am I NOT in a bad mood?

Migs · « **Reply #40 on:** April 27, 2009, 06:37:29 AM »

Quote from: ~flower~ on April 27, 2009, 05:35:05 AM

When am I NOT in a bad mood?

true. butt smack time! what's up?

Migs · « **Reply #41 on:** April 27, 2009, 06:38:48 AM »

Quote from: jaguarenterprises on April 26, 2009, 08:31:52 PM

Back then I was 38-23-36 so ya, ...I'd say I had a few curves.

curves are good on women, unless you are talking about michelin man type curves

Migs · « **Reply #42 on:** April 27, 2009, 06:39:44 AM »

Quote from: STella on April 26, 2009, 08:15:29 PM

Yes there can, nerd.

Jag's post is going to make me have one of my recurring nightmares

You and your dreams lol.

Relationships are the equvelent of societal insanity. repeating the same things in hopes of a different outcome.

CalvinH · « **Reply #43 on:** April 29, 2009, 10:11:13 AM »

I'm so forgetfull that I hafta leave my keys with anything that I need to bring with me.

I've left them in the fridge countless times so I didn't forget to bring beer,ice cream....

24KT · « **Reply #44 on:** April 29, 2009, 04:02:18 PM »

Quote from: CalvinH on April 29, 2009, 10:11:13 AM

I'm so forgetfull that I hafta leave my keys with anything that I need to bring with me.

I've left them in the fridge countless times so I didn't forget to bring beer,ice cream....

Do you ever forget where you left them?

Migs · « **Reply #45 on:** April 29, 2009, 09:24:58 PM »

i had a great dingbat move, but as soon as i went to post it i forgot.

CalvinH · « **Reply #46 on:** April 30, 2009, 05:54:53 AM »

Quote from: jaguarenterprises on April 29, 2009, 04:02:18 PM

Do you ever forget where you left them?

Every other day $:-\$ my keys always move themselves during the night

Migs · « **Reply #47 on:** April 30, 2009, 06:43:57 AM »

that happens with my socks in the laundry, one of them sleep walks.

INSOMNIA · « **Reply #48 on:** April 30, 2009, 02:18:56 PM »

I have 2 checking accounts, and I was jsut issued new debit cards for both of them about a week ago. So I went ahead and cut up what I thought to be the old cards (my purse and wallet are always a disorganized mess, btw..& the new cards issued look exactly the same as the old cards) so today when I went to update my billing info, I realized that I had cut up the new cards, not the old ones.

Im having a moment.

Migs · « **Reply #49 on:** April 30, 2009, 07:49:24 PM »

so i was at work and was checking a woman out. I rang up her total and after she paid she was like "wow, all that fit in one bag! it was $100!" she then joked "can i have an extra bag at least" I then blurted out, all loud of course with a full line of people, "if you want I can give you a really big one." So everyone laughed. sometimes my innocent comments come out naughty