Author Topic: 91 degrees saturday - need to get cut for the pool (Read 1626 times)

Awesomo · « **on:** April 23, 2009, 08:27:29 AM »

So my starvation diet has been going really well. I was down to 185 this morning and about 187.5 at night. However unexpectedly it is going to be 91 degrees this saturday and I am going to have to hit the pool. Any advice on how to look slightly better at the pool? Like maybe how to cut some water, or how to remove the remaining spare tire i have on my lower abs because that is the last place i lose fat

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CastIron · « **Reply #1 on:** April 23, 2009, 08:30:44 AM »

Don't go..

Awesomo · « **Reply #2 on:** April 23, 2009, 08:33:53 AM »

Quote from: CastIron on April 23, 2009, 08:30:44 AM

Don't go..

Even at my out of shape i am still in better shape than 90% or more of the people at the pool.

dyslexic · « **Reply #3 on:** April 23, 2009, 08:48:00 AM »

Photoshop a picture of yourself and paste it to the poolside...

calfzilla · « **Reply #4 on:** April 23, 2009, 08:55:14 AM »

You must be really short.

Awesomo · « **Reply #5 on:** April 23, 2009, 09:00:34 AM »

Quote from: calfzilla on April 23, 2009, 08:55:14 AM

You must be really short.

Why is that?

elite_lifter · « **Reply #6 on:** April 23, 2009, 09:01:20 AM »

go, get lost, you need a break from your 72 hour posting spree

calfzilla · « **Reply #7 on:** April 23, 2009, 09:04:44 AM »

Quote from: Awesomo on April 23, 2009, 09:00:34 AM

Why is that?

Because you are only 185 lbs and you still need to lose weight for the pool. I'm 6'2" so maybe my definition of tall is different than some peoples. I guess if you are avg height then it makes sense. Epic egocentric thinking on my part.

Awesomo · « **Reply #8 on:** April 23, 2009, 09:07:53 AM »

Quote from: calfzilla on April 23, 2009, 09:04:44 AM

Because you are only 185 lbs and you still need to lose weight for the pool. I'm 6'2" so maybe my definition of tall is different than some peoples. I guess if you are avg height then it makes sense. Epic egocentric thinking on my part.

I'm about 6 foot (technically just slightly under). I'm not in bad shape, but just not quite where I want to be. My abs are starting to show. 170-175 is my ideal weight. 165 to be johnnynoname-esque.

chainsaw · « **Reply #9 on:** April 23, 2009, 09:14:12 AM »

Drink black coffee, lots of water, potassium, and run/walk for a couple hours a day.
Take about 6 bronkaid a day and don't eat anything at all at night. If you need protein,
drink nonfat milk.

Other than lasix, I can't tell you much more.

Also, get a haircut, you'll look bigger with a smaller head, and more ripped.

Awesomo · « **Reply #10 on:** April 23, 2009, 09:22:34 AM »

Quote from: elite_lifter on April 23, 2009, 09:01:20 AM

go, get lost, you need a break from your 72 hour posting spree

Awesomo · « **Reply #11 on:** April 23, 2009, 09:25:23 AM »

Quote from: chainsaw on April 23, 2009, 09:14:12 AM

Drink black coffee, lots of water, potassium, and run/walk for a couple hours a day.
Take about 6 bronkaid a day and don't eat anything at all at night. If you need protein,
drink nonfat milk.

Other than lasix, I can't tell you much more.

Also, get a haircut, you'll look bigger with a smaller head, and more ripped.

Thanks for the helpful advice. I think a little just a few pounds before saturday will make a big difference.

Eyeball Chambers · « **Reply #12 on:** April 23, 2009, 11:19:50 AM »

Quote from: dyslexic on April 23, 2009, 08:48:00 AM

Photoshop a picture of yourself and paste it to the poolside...

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

He could get a giant cardboard cut out made. That's what I'm thinking about doing.

hazbin · « **Reply #13 on:** April 23, 2009, 11:23:52 AM »

snowed another 4 fucking inches here last nite.

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #14 on:** April 23, 2009, 11:29:17 AM »

Pools are already open in Chapel Hill, Anoop?

tbombz · « **Reply #15 on:** April 23, 2009, 11:30:20 AM »

Quote from: Awesomo on April 23, 2009, 09:07:53 AM

I'm about 6 foot (technically just slightly under). I'm not in bad shape, but just not quite where I want to be. My abs are starting to show. 170-175 is my ideal weight. 165 to be johnnynoname-esque.

those are the weights you think youll be at with the amount of muscle you have now. however keep dieting the way your dieting and with every couple pounds you lose, those numbers you think youll reach your goal at will go down a pound or two.

what im saying is = as you continue to lose weight, your going to continue losing muscle....while right now all you need to lose is 20 pounds of fat to get to "johnnynonames" conditioning level... once you lose 20 lbs and are down to 165... you wont look like thta because you wont have lost 20 lbs of fat, youll have lost probably a considerable amount of muscle- maybe 5lbs or more. do really, dieting the way your dieting.... your going to have ot get down to alot less than 165.

i mean, look at leafy bug... you have as much muscle as him? to get ripped he had to get down to 150 or 155. he lookoed phenomenal at that weight though. but he also has a good amount of muscle and was dieting correctly with a good amount of protein and not starving himself.

anyway, not to rain on your parade, i only say this in hopes that it might help you to achieve your goals of looking lean mean and sexy. good lcuk on your quest, and train hard.

Awesomo · « **Reply #16 on:** April 23, 2009, 01:38:42 PM »

Quote from: The Showstoppa on April 23, 2009, 11:29:17 AM

Pools are already open in Chapel Hill, Anoop?

It is just my apartment complex pool. As for tbombz. I agree with your assessment. I'm not trying to get leafybug or johnnynoname cut though because i definitely don't have that will power. I was down to 170-175 last summer and thought i was looking solid. So just going for about the same this year, but since i have definitely put on muscle I think i'll look slightly better than last year. No contest condition for me

pumpster · « **Reply #17 on:** April 23, 2009, 01:40:59 PM »

johnnynoname · « **Reply #18 on:** April 23, 2009, 01:43:02 PM »

Quote from: Awesomo on April 23, 2009, 01:38:42 PM

It is just my apartment complex pool. As for tbombz. I agree with your assessment. I'm not trying to get leafybug or johnnynoname cut though because i definitely don't have that will power. I was down to 170-175 last summer and thought i was looking solid. So just going for about the same this year, but since i have definitely put on muscle I think i'll look slightly better than last year. No contest condition for me

again, it's not will power in my case

good genes+ training a certain way

remember, my parents were genetic jack hammers

Awesomo · « **Reply #19 on:** April 23, 2009, 01:44:52 PM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on April 23, 2009, 01:43:02 PM

again, it's not will power in my case

good genes+ training a certain way

remember, my parents were genetic jack hammers

Well i am about to pull the trigger on ordering the gym boss so you better watch out.

wavelength · « **Reply #20 on:** April 23, 2009, 01:46:33 PM »

Go to the pool, a tan will improve your appearance in any case

johnnynoname · « **Reply #21 on:** April 23, 2009, 01:47:26 PM »

btw, it's gonna be hot here, as well, on saturday

guess who is gonna be in the park working on his tan and disgusting all the hunnies with his vanity

THIS GUY

Quote from: Awesomo on April 23, 2009, 01:44:52 PM

Well i am about to pull the trigger on ordering the gym boss so you better watch out.

You won't regret it (ordering the gymboss that is)

word of advice- they are easy (for me, at least) to misplace
try and not lose it

wavelength · « **Reply #22 on:** April 23, 2009, 01:48:37 PM »

yes tanning season has also started here, beautiful weekend ahead

Awesomo · « **Reply #23 on:** April 23, 2009, 01:52:06 PM »

Quote from: wavelength on April 23, 2009, 01:48:37 PM

yes tanning season has also started here, beautiful weekend ahead

I am afraid i am going to get burnt as shit if i try and tan this weekend. Usually i go to a tanning bed to get a base, but sadly my mom is in this big kick about skin cancer and would be pissed if she found out i went. I know it is sad i am 27 and my mom controls me.

dr.chimps · « **Reply #24 on:** April 23, 2009, 01:53:08 PM »

Quote from: hazbin on April 23, 2009, 11:23:52 AM

snowed another 4 fucking inches here last nite.

Jeez, bro. Out East we're supposed to get up to 20 tomorrow. $:-\$