Author Topic: King Kong ain't got shit on me! (Read 6779 times)

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #1 on:** April 24, 2009, 10:05:57 AM »

Quote from: sevastase on April 24, 2009, 10:04:46 AM

haha, sev, were you brought in for questioning as a "person of interest?"

pillowtalk · « **Reply #2 on:** April 24, 2009, 10:13:01 AM »

He would not look as nonchalant as that if he was in London, with the 'major crime boys' (met police)

Why do you start these narcissistic threads ??

Is there any-one who you know, that has more pics of them-selves than you ??
I love the 'Spartan' look to many of the back drops that Sev seems to find himself in.

in the US you call them 'project housing', here we call them 'council estates'.

You a fucking scream, dude, you are not even from this planet.
BB'ers by nature are vain, but you are in another book, never mind, not being on the same page.

You = very strange !!

dr.chimps · « **Reply #3 on:** April 24, 2009, 10:15:29 AM »

Quote from: The Showstoppa on April 24, 2009, 10:05:57 AM

haha, sev, were you brought in for questioning as a "person of interest?"

The charge: mopery.

Cleanest Natural · « **Reply #4 on:** April 24, 2009, 10:15:57 AM »

I'll rape you!

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #5 on:** April 24, 2009, 10:17:36 AM »

Quote from: dr.chimps on April 24, 2009, 10:15:29 AM

The charge: mopery.

haha, certainly no clear purpose!

Mars · « **Reply #6 on:** April 24, 2009, 10:17:56 AM »

pillowtalk · « **Reply #7 on:** April 24, 2009, 10:18:47 AM »

Quote from: sevastase on April 24, 2009, 10:15:57 AM

I'll rape you!

You will need to get past my collection of weapons with your head still attached to your body.

Cleanest Natural · « **Reply #8 on:** April 24, 2009, 10:20:14 AM »

Quote from: pillowtalk on April 24, 2009, 10:18:47 AM

You will need to get past my collection of weapons with your head still attached to your body.

gimme 3 cups of coffee and I'll do it

one for me

one for you

and one for your momma

spinnis · « **Reply #9 on:** April 24, 2009, 10:21:32 AM »

Quote from: sevastase on April 24, 2009, 10:20:14 AM

gimme 3 cups of coffee and I'll do it

one for me

one for you

and one for your momma

haha that was pretty funny

Cleanest Natural · « **Reply #10 on:** April 24, 2009, 10:31:23 AM »

drunk guy walks into a bar

" Brtender! 3 cups a coffee "

" what for ?? "

"one for me one for you and one for your mom "

Brtender beats him up and throws him out

next day drunk dude shows up again

" Bartender....2 cups of cofee "

the guy looks at him , gives him 2 cups and asks him

" why only 2 ? "

" well....one for me and one for your momma. I won't give you one cause it makes you agitated "

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #11 on:** April 24, 2009, 10:34:03 AM »

Quote from: The Showstoppa on April 24, 2009, 10:05:57 AM

haha, sev, were you brought in for questioning as a "person of interest?"

LOL

Tapeworm · « **Reply #12 on:** April 24, 2009, 10:36:37 AM »

Quote from: dr.chimps on April 24, 2009, 10:15:29 AM

The charge: mopery.

Quote from: Urban Dictionary

mopery 156 up, 18 down
Exposing yourself to a blind man

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #13 on:** April 24, 2009, 10:40:03 AM »

Quote from: sevastase on April 24, 2009, 10:31:23 AM

drunk guy walks into a bar

" Brtender! 3 cups a coffee "

" what for ?? "

"one for me one for you and one for your mom "

Brtender beats him up and throws him out

next day drunk dude shows up again

" Bartender....2 cups of cofee "

the guy looks at him , gives him 2 cups and asks him

" why only 2 ? "

" well....one for me and one for your momma. I won't give you one cause it makes you agitated "

that's pretty funny Sev.

big L dawg · « **Reply #14 on:** April 24, 2009, 10:40:36 AM »

epic using my comeback on you and running with it.....

pillowtalk · « **Reply #15 on:** April 24, 2009, 10:51:25 AM »

Quote from: big L dawg on April 24, 2009, 10:40:36 AM

epic using my comeback on you and running with it.....

All his English skills come from 'GB'

Cleanest Natural · « **Reply #16 on:** April 24, 2009, 10:58:08 AM »

http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=216827&title=the-worlds-greatest-wars

CT_Muscle · « **Reply #17 on:** April 24, 2009, 10:58:38 AM »

Quote from: sevastase on April 24, 2009, 10:31:23 AM

drunk guy walks into a bar

" Brtender! 3 cups a coffee "

" what for ?? "

"one for me one for you and one for your mom "

Brtender beats him up and throws him out

next day drunk dude shows up again

" Bartender....2 cups of cofee "

the guy looks at him , gives him 2 cups and asks him

" why only 2 ? "

" well....one for me and one for your momma. I won't give you one cause it makes you agitated "

That was pretty good

Cleanest Natural · « **Reply #18 on:** April 24, 2009, 11:03:02 AM »

Samourai Pizzacat · « **Reply #19 on:** April 24, 2009, 11:10:06 AM »

Quote from: sevastase on April 24, 2009, 10:04:46 AM

Holy moiré batman!

StickStickly · « **Reply #20 on:** April 24, 2009, 11:35:09 AM »

Quote from: sevastase on April 24, 2009, 10:04:46 AM

The simple pleasures of being a peasant. Ahhhhh i envy what it must be like to wake up early in the morning to a bottle of stoli and a cigarette like a good Russian peasant beginning his day at the steel factory.

Dredlock Rasta · « **Reply #21 on:** April 24, 2009, 11:43:40 AM »

Sevastase!!!!!!!!!!

kiwiol · « **Reply #22 on:** April 24, 2009, 11:45:29 AM »

Quote from: dr.chimps on April 24, 2009, 10:15:29 AM

The charge: mopery.

Oh com'on - just because he's built like a broomstick

Monster_Everything · « **Reply #23 on:** April 24, 2009, 12:03:57 PM »

The ChemistV2 · « **Reply #24 on:** April 24, 2009, 12:09:07 PM »

What you want, yankee? You want pussy? i get you pussy...you want old..young..you like ugly pussy? Get you that too. You want big muscle..I help you with that. How big you want muscle? How much money you got? You want maybe get high? You like to get up or like to get down? You like to dance on floor...touch silky shit? I got that stuff too. What you want yankee?

Author Topic: King Kong ain't got shit on me! (Read 6779 times)

spinnis