Panda, note that PT is still around, and that VL was canned by Da-Jew-Ron-Ron. For the crime of... er... um...
Why are you so preoccupied by the notion of 'owning' people? What gap does it fill? Were you wedgied each day at school, to within an inch of your life? Are there microscopic scraps of cotton from your Y-fronts (beige with brown trim) still lodged in your asspipe today, 20 years after the fact?
Or conversely, did you
enjoy the aforementioned wedgies, going so far as to deliberately annoy the schoolyard bullies on a daily basis, thereby ensuring a good old shitter-flossing?
As for your fascination with owning, why not try out a synonymous phrase or two? Like maybe 'getting the better/best of', 'yanking the chain of' or perchance 'backing ____ into a corner' ?
Repetitiousness becomes wearying, and discourages further interest/reading.
And where was the wedding party? I think I know who you are, Dewd.
Apocalypse has just the one P.
DAMY
