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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
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Stranger: sex?
You: .... m/f?
Stranger: haha yes
You: so youre a tranny?
Stranger: oh, i got mixed up lol. female
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Stranger: are you hot?
Stranger: m/f?
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You: age?
Stranger: 18, you?
You: 25.
You: are you really 18?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: why?
You: because here in the usa, you got to protect yourself
Stranger: whys that?
You: "seat right there"
Stranger: what?
Stranger: I no understand
You: dateline
You: ?
You: you not from the US are you?
Stranger: no
You: where you from
Stranger: Brazil
Stranger: You?
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You: texas
Stranger: I bet your hot baby
You: i have a girlfriend that was half Brazilian, send left me
You: she left me
Stranger: I'm not looking for anything serious...
You: o, you a player.
You: that's hot
You: very hot
Stranger: your hot
You: no your hot
You: lol
Stranger: we're both hot?
Stranger: so lets screw
You: of course
You: ok? so you gonna flying over?
Stranger: hahaha if you want...
You: yip yip
Stranger: hehe but first, lets do it internet?
You: cyber is gay.....
You: lol
Stranger: awwww... so horny
You: buy a banana lol
Stranger: i need someone who can satisfy me, cya
Stranger: later
You: your loss getbig for life
You have disconnected.