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Tapeworm

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Re: chuck norris facts
« Reply #25 on: April 29, 2009, 06:45:10 AM »
No one downloads Chuck Norris movies.
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Re: chuck norris facts
« Reply #26 on: April 29, 2009, 06:47:43 AM »
Quote from: Tapeworm on April 29, 2009, 06:45:10 AM
No one downloads Chuck Norris movies.

because of the fear Chuck will find out.
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Re: chuck norris facts
« Reply #27 on: April 29, 2009, 07:03:44 AM »
Quote from: Mars on April 29, 2009, 06:47:43 AM
because of the fear Chuck will find out.

When Chuck Norris gets paid a royalty, he insists the Princess is over 18.
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Re: chuck norris facts
« Reply #28 on: April 29, 2009, 07:05:50 AM »
Quote from: Figo on April 29, 2009, 06:34:33 AM
Walker texas ranger

Originally "Runner."

Fuck you. Chuck's tired.


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Re: chuck norris facts
« Reply #29 on: April 29, 2009, 07:07:14 AM »
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Re: chuck norris facts
« Reply #30 on: April 29, 2009, 07:07:23 AM »
2005 called, they want their fad back. haha oh brother.
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Re: chuck norris facts
« Reply #31 on: April 29, 2009, 07:09:51 AM »
Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin.

That he built.
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Re: chuck norris facts
« Reply #32 on: April 29, 2009, 07:13:46 AM »
Quote from: mass 04 on April 29, 2009, 07:07:23 AM
2005 called, they want their fad back. haha oh brother.

Jeezus he's right!  What in the hell are we doing?!
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Re: chuck norris facts
« Reply #33 on: April 29, 2009, 07:18:17 AM »
Quote from: Mars on April 29, 2009, 06:47:43 AM
because of the fear Chuck will find out.

No, because they suck.
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Re: chuck norris facts
« Reply #34 on: April 29, 2009, 07:19:36 AM »
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Re: chuck norris facts
« Reply #35 on: April 29, 2009, 07:23:09 AM »
Quote from: Tapeworm on April 29, 2009, 07:19:36 AM
damn lie

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Re: chuck norris facts
« Reply #36 on: April 29, 2009, 08:04:16 AM »
Chuck Norris once ripped a man in half just to see what he had for lunch

Chuck Norris ends every relationship with , "It's not me, it's you."

Chuck Norris has a Wrangler belt in karate.

They use Chuck Norris's foreskin as a rain tarp at Yankee Stadium. ;D
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