Author Topic: chuck norris facts (Read 2064 times)

bigj2k3 · « **on:** April 28, 2009, 08:18:56 PM »

Everyone knows a few, what are yours?

chuck norris can kill 2 stones with one bird.

chuck norris once counted to infinity twice

jesus can turn water into wine, chuck norris can turn wine into jesus.

chuck norris know the end of pi

Matt C · « **Reply #1 on:** April 28, 2009, 08:20:50 PM »

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris!

CARTEL · « **Reply #2 on:** April 28, 2009, 08:21:05 PM »

They made Chuck Norris toiletpaper...

it didn't take shit from anybody.

ASJChaotic · « **Reply #3 on:** April 28, 2009, 08:21:52 PM »

When Chuck Norris goes to bed every night he checks under his bed for MemberX.

polychronopolous · « **Reply #4 on:** April 28, 2009, 08:23:35 PM »

*sigh*

benchthis · « **Reply #5 on:** April 28, 2009, 08:25:58 PM »

if you have 5 dollars and if chuck norris has five dollars chuck norris has more money than you

g-shox24 · « **Reply #6 on:** April 28, 2009, 08:45:34 PM »

Chuck Norris once sucked dick for cab fare, then walked home.

camelisator · « **Reply #7 on:** April 28, 2009, 08:50:58 PM »

Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the fuck he wants.

Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.

On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

Chuck Norris secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result.

chaos · « **Reply #8 on:** April 28, 2009, 09:05:15 PM »

Quote from: MemberX on April 28, 2009, 08:21:52 PM

When Chuck Norris goes to bed every night he checks under his bed for MemberX.

Maybe he is looking forward to raping you every night?

Chuck Norris doesn't jump, he pushes the earth down.

OneManGang · « **Reply #9 on:** April 28, 2009, 09:18:20 PM »

Chuck Norris is using a radioactive toupee which aids him at night

G o a t b o y · « **Reply #10 on:** April 28, 2009, 09:19:59 PM »

Quote from: bigj2k3 on April 28, 2009, 08:18:56 PM

Everyone knows a few, what are yours?

~~chuck norris~~ Plazmosis can kill 2 stones with one bird.

~~chuck norris~~ Plazmosis once counted to infinity twice

jesus can turn water into wine, ~~chuck norris~~ Plazmosis can turn wine into jesus.

~~chuck norris~~ Plazmosis know the end of pi

fixed!

Matt C · « **Reply #11 on:** April 28, 2009, 09:22:34 PM »

Quote from: G o a t b o y on April 28, 2009, 09:19:59 PM

fixed!

Hi King Kamali.

jr · « **Reply #12 on:** April 29, 2009, 12:25:24 AM »

Welcome to 2006

The Renaissance Man · « **Reply #13 on:** April 29, 2009, 12:46:51 AM »

Quote from: camelisator on April 28, 2009, 08:50:58 PM

Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the fuck he wants.

Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.
On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

Chuck Norris secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result.

JasonH · « **Reply #14 on:** April 29, 2009, 12:54:10 AM »

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands.

Now they're just known as "The Islands".

Matt C · « **Reply #15 on:** April 29, 2009, 12:55:55 AM »

Mike Tyson refused to fight Chuck Norris because he was worried Chuck would bite his ears off!

The Renaissance Man · « **Reply #16 on:** April 29, 2009, 12:57:37 AM »

Quote from: Matt C on April 29, 2009, 12:55:55 AM

Mike Tyson refused to fight Chuck Norris because he was worried Chuck would bite his ears off!

Ron once tried to put Chuck in timeout. It did not fair well.

hugestatus · « **Reply #17 on:** April 29, 2009, 04:06:43 AM »

Chuck Norris once took bait from Chris Hansen, Chris came out to slap the teen to apologise to Chuck.

nzmusclemonster · « **Reply #18 on:** April 29, 2009, 04:09:40 AM »

Wen Chuck Norris takes a cock in the ass it is not gay.

The_Punisher · « **Reply #19 on:** April 29, 2009, 06:19:51 AM »

Chuck Norris campaigns for John Mccain and Mccain won the 2008 Presidential Election

Tapeworm · « **Reply #20 on:** April 29, 2009, 06:25:57 AM »

When Chuck Norris took acting lessons, the lessons decided to straighten up and act right.

Noel Fuller · « **Reply #21 on:** April 29, 2009, 06:32:12 AM »

Chuck Norris once side kicked a baby elephant into puberty

BIG_STI · « **Reply #22 on:** April 29, 2009, 06:33:23 AM »

this shit was funny 4 years ago

Figo · « **Reply #23 on:** April 29, 2009, 06:34:33 AM »

Quote from: BIG_STI on April 29, 2009, 06:33:23 AM

this shit was funny 4 years ago

Walker texas ranger, still funny, though.

Mars · « **Reply #24 on:** April 29, 2009, 06:34:54 AM »

Chuck pulled Saddam out of the hole but was so modest and honorary to grant for once in his lifetime someone else the succes.

Author Topic: chuck norris facts (Read 2064 times)

ASJChaotic