the prettiest/hottest girl i ever dated was deaf...
Good deal.
My deaf girl crush was actually just a one-day thing, but fuck, she was hot. I was at Kings Dominion one summer afternoon and she and I had this flirty little eye contact thing going on. We'd seen one another, smiled, moved on. When we ran into one another again that day, I figured I should make a move. That's when I realized she was deaf.
Proof that karma is a bitch?
To get a discounted ticket into the park that day, hours before seeing this beauty, I had pretended to be deaf at the group sales ticket window.
Pwnt by karma.