« previous next »
Pages: [1]   Go Down

Author Topic: Better than Steroids MORPHOPLEX  (Read 1373 times)

thelamefalsehood

  • Getbig IV
  • ****
  • Posts: 1391
  • I love lamp
Better than Steroids MORPHOPLEX
« on: May 01, 2009, 10:05:10 AM »
Just saw this commercial on ESPN. A guy pushing this "new cutting edge" musclebuilder, because steroids kill. Notice he is standing in a cemetary in the picture. LOL   http://www.morphoplexextreme.com/home.html
Logged

oldman

  • Getbig III
  • ***
  • Posts: 882
Re: Better than Steroids MORPHOPLEX
« Reply #1 on: May 01, 2009, 10:19:33 AM »
of course Larry was a pro wrestler, morphoplex massive.  only 89.95!   Here I come baby..........
Logged

Dballn247

  • Competitors II
  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 6081
  • That's how I roll.
Re: Better than Steroids MORPHOPLEX
« Reply #2 on: May 01, 2009, 10:24:26 AM »
The only things steroids killed was his hairline.
Logged
\

njflex

  • Competitors
  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 31501
  • HEY PAISAN
Re: Better than Steroids MORPHOPLEX
« Reply #3 on: May 01, 2009, 11:41:34 AM »
Quote from: oldman on May 01, 2009, 10:19:33 AM
of course Larry was a pro wrestler, morphoplex massive.  only 89.95!   Here I come baby..........
ZYBYSKO OH MAN LOL,,,
Logged

ASJChaotic

  • Guest
Re: Better than Steroids MORPHOPLEX
« Reply #4 on: May 01, 2009, 11:44:12 AM »
 ::)
Plazmosis eats morphoplex for a pre workout snack
Logged

emn1964

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 6079
  • Getbig!
Re: Better than Steroids MORPHOPLEX
« Reply #5 on: May 01, 2009, 11:47:07 AM »
a fool and his money are soon parted
Logged

njflex

  • Competitors
  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 31501
  • HEY PAISAN
Re: Better than Steroids MORPHOPLEX
« Reply #6 on: May 01, 2009, 11:49:20 AM »
Quote from: emn1964 on May 01, 2009, 11:47:07 AM
a fool and his money are soon parted
HEY THATS CHIC'S LINE,,,,
Logged

Nizar

  • Getbig II
  • **
  • Posts: 225
Re: Better than Steroids MORPHOPLEX
« Reply #7 on: May 01, 2009, 11:56:28 AM »
Quote from: emn1964 on May 01, 2009, 11:47:07 AM
a fool and his money are soon parted

That's exactly what the snake oil salesmen count on
They bank on it
 :)
Logged

Bast000

  • Time Out
  • Getbig V
  • *
  • Posts: 8144
  • Team Malk-Gallon
Re: Better than Steroids MORPHOPLEX
« Reply #8 on: May 01, 2009, 12:04:17 PM »
larry zybysko was a cheap talking old geek from the start never liked his boring character
Logged

Vince G, CSN MFT

  • Competitors II
  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 25737
  • GETBIG3.COM!
Re: Better than Steroids MORPHOPLEX
« Reply #9 on: May 01, 2009, 12:12:23 PM »
Didn't know Morphoplex was still around.

The company actually used to advertise for APW wrestling in Chesnee, NC as well as around Sylva and Waynesville. 


They use a lot of reference to God in order to sell their products which has always been an eyeraiser for me but the steroids kill comment doesn't surprise me. 


The company does very well as its mainly sold in the Bible Belt and through the Christian Coalition. 
Logged
A

QuakerOats

  • Time Out
  • Getbig V
  • *
  • Posts: 13621
  • bring amberlamps!!!
Re: Better than Steroids MORPHOPLEX
« Reply #10 on: May 01, 2009, 12:14:33 PM »
i saw the Brian Billick one today in the gym, i thought it was a joke when i saw it, it is a legit product?
Logged

Parker

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 53475
  • He Sees The Stormy Anger Of The World
Re: Better than Steroids MORPHOPLEX
« Reply #11 on: May 01, 2009, 12:18:16 PM »
Quote from: MemberX on May 01, 2009, 11:44:12 AM
::)
Plazmosis eats morphoplex for a pre workout snack

No, King did claim to be Mr. Olympia?


That is effed up, any respect I had for king, I just shat out. him and Rob, "I can't get a Pro card, so I'll DJ" Lopez
Logged

Vince G, CSN MFT

  • Competitors II
  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 25737
  • GETBIG3.COM!
Re: Better than Steroids MORPHOPLEX
« Reply #12 on: May 01, 2009, 12:18:41 PM »
Quote from: QuakerOats on May 01, 2009, 12:14:33 PM
i saw the Brian Billick one today in the gym, i thought it was a joke when i saw it, it is a legit product?


Well, it can according to Rick:

Faster recovery from surgical procedures.
Help with phantom pain in lost extremities.
Improved movement from carpel tunnel difficulties.
Faster healing of adhesions and scar tissue.
More dexterity from trigger finger sufferers.



They even put it on their website.
http://www.morphoplexextreme.com/testimonials.html



Stay away from this company.  Anyone that uses the name of God to sell supplements is a pretty low-life person
Logged
A
Pages: [1]   Go Up
« previous next »