Author Topic: Mixing Getbig and your Work life (Read 4185 times)

El Diablo Blanco · « **on:** May 01, 2009, 01:20:40 PM »

Here on getbig we are quick to point out mistakes and idiot claims or when someone plainly screws up. What I'm finding is that I'm starting to react quicker to dumb things that people do at work with getbig lingo. This morning someone sent out an email explaining how they messed up with a client and I wrote this long email getbig style, no swearing but total backhand sarcastic put down and last second deleted it instead of clicking send. Probably not sure what kind of trouble I would have gotten into because some ass would have been offended.

Has getbig made you less tolerant of stupidity in real life?

tendonitis · « **Reply #1 on:** May 01, 2009, 01:38:54 PM »

i've always been very intolerent of stupidity. getbig just gave me better ammunition to shoot at them

Method101 · « **Reply #2 on:** May 01, 2009, 01:43:36 PM »

calfzilla · « **Reply #3 on:** May 01, 2009, 05:38:24 PM »

Generally yes.

Epic_Monster · « **Reply #4 on:** May 01, 2009, 05:45:00 PM »

Like water and oil.

ManBearPig... · « **Reply #5 on:** May 01, 2009, 07:00:53 PM »

whenever i see some skinny kid wearing a tapout shirt these days, i say to the person/people next to me "look out guys, here comes a cage fighter. aren't you terrified?"

...i think it's time for me to stop reading getbig for a while...

G o a t b o y · « **Reply #6 on:** May 01, 2009, 07:22:00 PM »

I was a sarcastic SOB before I joined Getbig. But I can assure you that the epic brutal idiots who work for me feel like they're n00bs on the G&O every day.

The Master · « **Reply #7 on:** May 01, 2009, 07:34:25 PM »

Quote from: G o t h b o y on May 01, 2009, 07:22:00 PM

I was a sarcastic SOB before I joined Getbig. But I can assure you that the epic brutal idiots who work for me feel like they're n00bs on the G&O every day.

It seems like G o t h b o y = not a fan of newer, more "empowering" leadership techniques.

MB_722 · « **Reply #8 on:** May 01, 2009, 07:36:26 PM »

Quote from: tendonitis on May 01, 2009, 01:38:54 PM

i've always been very intolerent of stupidity. getbig just gave me better ammunition to shoot at them

I thought the same thing

G o a t b o y · « **Reply #9 on:** May 01, 2009, 09:17:43 PM »

Quote from: Debussey DF on May 01, 2009, 07:34:25 PM

It seems like G o t h b o y = not a fan of newer, more "empowering" leadership techniques.

I don't need egalitarian models of leadership when fear and need work just fine in the current situation.

The Master · « **Reply #10 on:** May 01, 2009, 09:21:33 PM »

Quote from: G o a t b o y on May 01, 2009, 09:17:43 PM

I don't need egalitarian models of leadership when fear and need work just fine in the current situation.

Do not interpret it as criticism. Debussey never made a value statement with its post.

Debussey always envisioned you as the boss with the S&M whip and a lot of scared employees with red asses.

Dballn247 · « **Reply #11 on:** May 01, 2009, 11:07:14 PM »

When someone at work has a dumb idea, I often let out an "Oh Brother" and throw in an eyeroll.

body88 · « **Reply #12 on:** May 01, 2009, 11:17:45 PM »

Whenever the ceo of my company calls me out, I drop an email chain proving that I was right and I scream "owned" and tell him that he is melting down all over his loafers. Maybe next time the slut from accounting shows me a picture of her kid ill tell her that he's a twink who likes sticky studs.

Hey body 88 here is a picture of my kid.

Oh brother! Looks like a twink to me!

A twink?

Meltdown

But that's a picture of my son on his birthday

All drugs

Dballn247 · « **Reply #13 on:** May 01, 2009, 11:29:15 PM »

Quote from: body88 on May 01, 2009, 11:17:45 PM

Whenever the ceo of my company calls me out, I drop an email chain proving that I was right and I scream "owned" and tell him that he is melting down all over his loafers. Maybe next time the slut from accounting shows me a picture of her kid ill tell her that he's a twink who likes sticky studs.

Hey body 88 here is a picture of my kid.

Oh brother! Looks like a twink to me!

A twink?

Meltdown

But that's a picture of my son on his birthday

All drugs

LOL

body88 · « **Reply #14 on:** May 01, 2009, 11:45:21 PM »

Quote from: Dballn247 on May 01, 2009, 11:29:15 PM

LOL

Typical getbig office interaction:

Hello Body 88?

Is there a problem here?

I'm looking for help with my company x, y, z

This call is useless without pictures

You can find pictures on my website

Meltdown. Check your email for a picture. You will find a picture of Nasser El Sonbaty the greatest bodybuilder to ever live

Nasser who?

Oh brother

I've had enough of this

Sued!

Can I speak with your boss?

I'm the boss. Infact, I'm an mma fighter and ill chop you in the neck. I fucked your whole family!

Excuse me

all drugs

nzmusclemonster · « **Reply #15 on:** May 01, 2009, 11:47:03 PM »

Quote from: body88 on May 01, 2009, 11:45:21 PM

Typical getbig office interaction:

Hello Body 88?

Is there a problem here?

I'm looking for help with my company x, y, z

This call is useless without pictures

You can find pictures on my website

Meltdown. Check your email for a picture. You will find a picture of Nasser El Sonbaty the greatest bodybuilder to ever live

Nasser who?

Oh brother

I've had enough of this

Sued!

Body I'm going to need to speak to your boss

I'm the boss. Infact I'm an mma fighter and ill chop you in the neck

Excuse me

all drugs

LOL!

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body88 · « **Reply #16 on:** May 01, 2009, 11:55:44 PM »

The girl from HR comes to my desk to request a "intervention" to hash out some "issues" with another member of the staff.

Body 88, can you come to this meeting?

Depends on what the great Dorian Yates thinks....

Who is Dorian Yates?

Check the Yates vs Coleman thread. You're average at best anyway....I've had better.

Excuse me? Who is Dorian Yates!?

He's a sticky stud, and I've seen the way you look at that twink in accounting. He's a little bottom bitch!

I think I'm going to have to speak with the CEO

Bad idea, I think you should speak to my cock in your face.

Ive had just about enough of this! And another thing stop parking your car in the employee of the months parking spot

You mean my chopper? I just bought it.

Your chopper? The geo metro?

Harden the fuck up.....get out of my site

nzmusclemonster · « **Reply #17 on:** May 02, 2009, 12:07:02 AM »

Thats gold

240 is Back · « **Reply #18 on:** May 02, 2009, 12:12:39 AM »

haha body88 delivering the funny tonight!!!!!!!!!!!

body88 · « **Reply #19 on:** May 02, 2009, 08:40:07 AM »

Getbigger goes to the office cafeteria

Hello body 88 what will you be having today?

PUSSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Body you know we don't serve that. Would you like and 8 ounce chicken Breast?

Oh brother. Thats not part of the Adonis principles, you bottom bitch.

Well, I'm not sure but it has lots of protein in it to support you huge, ripped physique

It better. And don't fuck with me. Ill know if there is any Muscletech supplements in that shit!

Supplements?

Epic waste of money

Huh, Waste of money?

Gargantuan scam of the century!!!!!!!

Sigh, I don't know why we go through this every Thursday body88

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Slightly, flex's twenty inch guns through suit) Grits teeth and scowls at cook with the look of death in eyes.

I'm not going to cook for you anymore if you keep acting this way

Pics or it didn't happen!

I don't need picture to know whats happening right now!

You better calm down "big guy" if it wasn't for this 80,000.00 suit that I just got or all these "tiny tits" around this shithole, I might have to kill a bitch with a Cro Cop head kick.

Thats a direct threat, you'll be hearing from the police

Epic sue.

Give me my chicken bitch!!!! Snatches chicken and slowly take of suit jacket. You see this!!!!!!!!!! rips off $5000.00 versace dress shirt and hits a most muscular at the cook. The whole cafeteria turns quite as I walk out with my $35,000.00 suit jacket draped over my "bowling ball" sized right delt. Every woman in the cafeteria is wet at this point and has had 6-8 orgasms (depending on how hot they are). The hotter they are the more orgasm's they have.

This is my office bitch and don't any of you twunts forget it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!! 1

Dballn247 · « **Reply #20 on:** May 02, 2009, 11:09:05 AM »

Guys stutter and tremble in fear as I approach the water cooler. People have to pull their plants and pictures off their desks as I walk by or my massive width cleans it off for them. The guys always feel the need to tell me what there current bench press is followed by a "My best ever was..."

Due to my massive width the women need to squeeze by leaving them with the choice "give him the ass or tits."

On family day at the office, when I meet the spouses of the women, the poor fucks say "I feel like I know you because she talks about you soooo much." The men I work with, bring in their 18year old daughters offering them up to me.

My office has a closet that houses my post carb up wardrobe. The hiring process for the women at the office now includes swimsuit round. Women over 40 that don't meet Cougar standards are taken out back and put down. There is a zero tolerance rule for penorises.

wavelength · « **Reply #21 on:** May 02, 2009, 11:11:17 AM »

damn body88, that was funny

calfzilla · « **Reply #22 on:** May 02, 2009, 11:15:31 AM »

Quote from: Dballn247 on May 02, 2009, 11:09:05 AM

Guys stutter and tremble in fear as I approach the water cooler. People have to pull their plants and pictures off their desks as I walk by or my massive width cleans it off for them. The guys always feel the need to tell me what there current bench press is followed by a "My best ever was..."

Due to my massive width the women need to squeeze by leaving them with the choice "give him the ass or tits."

On family day at the office, when I meet the spouses of the women, the poor fucks say "I feel like I know you because she talks about you soooo much." The men I work with, bring in their 18year old daughters offering them up to me.

My office has a closet that houses my post carb up wardrobe. The hiring process for the women at the office now includes swimsuit round. Women over 40 that don't meet Cougar standards are taken out back and put down. There is a zero tolerance rule for penorises.

Lol classic getbig.

Wiggs · « **Reply #23 on:** May 02, 2009, 11:23:33 AM »

Quote from: Dballn247 on May 02, 2009, 11:09:05 AM

Guys stutter and tremble in fear as I approach the water cooler. People have to pull their plants and pictures off their desks as I walk by or my massive width cleans it off for them. The guys always feel the need to tell me what there current bench press is followed by a "My best ever was..."

Due to my massive width the women need to squeeze by leaving them with the choice "give him the ass or tits."

On family day at the office, when I meet the spouses of the women, the poor fucks say "I feel like I know you because she talks about you soooo much." The men I work with, bring in their 18year old daughters offering them up to me.

My office has a closet that houses my post carb up wardrobe. The hiring process for the women at the office now includes swimsuit round. Women over 40 that don't meet Cougar standards are taken out back and put down. There is a zero tolerance rule for penorises.

LOL

Deicide · « **Reply #24 on:** May 02, 2009, 11:25:51 AM »

These days I say gh 15 approved in real life but everyone just looks at me funny and then I tell them all drugs and they still don't get and then I say you're being epically owned and I get blank faces....

I think getbig and real life=don't mix... $:-\$

gh15 approved