Author Topic: What i've learned from getbig... (Read 6011 times)

There are a few competitive Bbers in my gym. Right before shows, you'll see them in the morning doing poses, prepping, etc.

Two have asked my opinion. i told one his condition was sitll 2 weeks out, and other that his waist was wider than his shoulders, that he needed to fix the taper. those guys don't ask anymore.

Dballn247 · « **Reply #34 on:** May 02, 2009, 01:30:21 PM »

Deicide · « **Reply #35 on:** May 02, 2009, 01:47:39 PM »

dr.chimps · « **Reply #36 on:** May 02, 2009, 01:53:26 PM »

Quote from: Ursus on May 02, 2009, 09:16:07 AM

I learned that whilst I am maybe not always a vocal asshole i am always thinking it.

My wit has improved though lol

Not really. We're just humouring you.

luvvsuNOT · « **Reply #37 on:** May 02, 2009, 02:06:42 PM »

What I've learned from GetBig is, in a way, something I've always known, at least since I was a teenager. It's something I never really wanted to admit or come to terms with. My experience here at GetBig has crystalize my thoughts and world view. And that is this world is a cold, cruel and dangerous place. In the words of David Hume, "Nasty, brutish and short." To survive you must become a remorseless predator. Befriend the strong and prey on the weak.

Also, don't buy ug gear. Only human grade.

dr.chimps · « **Reply #38 on:** May 02, 2009, 02:14:34 PM »

Quote from: luvvsuNOT on May 02, 2009, 02:06:42 PM

What I've learned from GetBig is, in a way, something I've always known, at least since I was a teenager. It's something I never really wanted to admit or come to terms with. My experience here at GetBig has crystalize my thoughts and world view. And that is this world is a cold, cruel and dangerous place. In the words of David Hume, "Nasty, brutish and short." To survive you must become a remorseless predator. Befriend the strong and prey on the weak.

Also, don't buy ug gear. Only human grade.

'Solitary, poor....nasty, brutish and short' - Thomas Hobbes (from Leviathan)

The Master · « **Reply #39 on:** May 02, 2009, 02:16:14 PM »

Debussey has learned one thing for sure: Dr.Sperms.Chimps = an obnoxious english snob.

~~*Dr.Chimps fix for the day completed*~~

dr.chimps · « **Reply #40 on:** May 02, 2009, 02:21:04 PM »

Quote from: Debussey DF on May 02, 2009, 02:16:14 PM

Debussey has learned one thing for sure: Dr.Sperms.Chimps = an obnoxious english snob.

~~*Dr.Chimps fix for the day completed*~~

LOL. Yassum, Bambishi. Would it be more acceptable to excoriate people for their race, lack of intelligence or criminal records?

The Master · « **Reply #41 on:** May 02, 2009, 02:26:56 PM »

Quote from: dr.chimps on May 02, 2009, 02:21:04 PM

LOL. Yassum, Bambishi. Would it be more acceptable to excoriate people for their race, lack of intelligence or criminal records?

The two in bold text. Race = just indicates a propensity towards low intelligence and loaded criminal records according to data. It = not the final criteria used to judge upon, although it often serves as an "I told you so" when a person of certain races is found to be stupid or a criminal.

Just ask Mazi

dr.chimps · « **Reply #42 on:** May 02, 2009, 02:28:48 PM »

Quote from: Debussey DF on May 02, 2009, 02:26:56 PM

The two in bold text. Race = just indicates a propensity towards low intelligence and loaded criminal records according to data. It = not the final criteria used to judge upon, although it often serves as an "I told you so" when a person of certain races is found to be stupid or a criminal.

Just ask Mazi

Stupid or criminal does not discriminate.

The Master · « **Reply #43 on:** May 02, 2009, 02:30:08 PM »

Quote from: dr.chimps on May 02, 2009, 02:28:48 PM

Stupid or criminal does not discriminate.

You vicious bastard

dr.chimps · « **Reply #44 on:** May 02, 2009, 02:31:02 PM »

Quote from: Debussey DF on May 02, 2009, 02:30:08 PM

You vicious bastard

luvvsuNOT · « **Reply #45 on:** May 02, 2009, 04:41:08 PM »

Quote from: dr.chimps on May 02, 2009, 02:14:34 PM

'Solitary, poor....nasty, brutish and short' - Thomas Hobbes (from Leviathan)

You are so, so right. Who the hell is David Hume anyway? True Adonis you must know?

Another thing I've learned at GetBig, the poseurs and phonies are soon exposed and destroyed. A long trail of decomposing corpses litter this dark alley of sin.

Tapeworm · « **Reply #46 on:** May 02, 2009, 07:35:55 PM »

Quote from: dr.chimps on May 02, 2009, 02:14:34 PM

'Solitary, poor....nasty, brutish and short' - Thomas Hobbes (from Leviathan), describing athlete's reps.

Quote from: luvvsuNOT on May 02, 2009, 04:41:08 PM

Who the hell is David Hume anyway?

Permabulking English empiricist. Sickening lack of will.

johnnynoname · « **Reply #47 on:** May 02, 2009, 07:39:27 PM »

i've learned that I'm, apparently, a gay man

I wish i knew that years ago

shit, i would have been a huge stud if this website came around when i was a teenager- think of all those wasted years trying to get women

pillowtalk · « **Reply #48 on:** May 03, 2009, 05:33:28 AM »

Quote from: G o a t b o y on May 02, 2009, 01:17:54 PM

I've learned that bodybuilding is not a sport, but rather a bunch of oiled men in thongs dancing around a stage for an audience of old gay schmoes.

haha

DAMY · « **Reply #49 on:** May 03, 2009, 09:10:02 AM »

Quote from: Awesomo on May 02, 2009, 09:32:37 AM

On a related note I watched schindler's list for the first time last night. Missed a lot of it due to making out with my date of course

Widowered star Liam Neeson is to star as himself in a biopic about his descent into grief-stricken alcoholism.

It's called Schindler's Pissed!

*epic rolling on floor belly-laughing at own joke*

DAMY