Author Topic: What i've learned from getbig... (Read 5930 times)

DAMY · « **Reply #50 on:** May 03, 2009, 09:16:18 AM »

Posedowns are head-to-head contests wherein two or more men challenge one another, to see who can make the best squeezing-out-an-enormous-shit face.

DAMY

DAMY · « **Reply #51 on:** May 03, 2009, 09:22:22 AM »

Quote from: wavelength on May 02, 2009, 11:04:14 AM

plus I'm 95lbs soaking wet

I have an erection.

DAMY

luvvsuNOT · « **Reply #52 on:** May 05, 2009, 10:05:29 PM »

Quote from: Tapeworm on May 02, 2009, 07:35:55 PM

Permabulking English empiricist. Sickening lack of will.

I almost missed this. Nicely done.

mesmorph78 · « **Reply #53 on:** May 06, 2009, 04:48:29 AM »

Quote from: danielson on May 02, 2009, 09:15:32 AM

I learned that some people actually get upset to learn other guys are much stronger than them. So much so that they often ask for vids, then when they see the vids, the guy is obviously juicing or his legs must be small. I will never understand in a million years why someone cares how much another man lifts anyway, like it somehow affects them in some way. I do give props to anyone who has backed their claims up on vids though(and the doubters who admit they were wrong and move on), makes the place interesting.

we must have attended the same class because this is what i learned too.... pathetic isnt it
thank God for the training board

Figo · « **Reply #54 on:** May 06, 2009, 06:05:14 AM »

Quote from: G o a t b o y on May 02, 2009, 01:17:54 PM

I've learned that bodybuilding is not a sport, but rather a bunch of oiled men in thongs dancing around a stage for an audience of old gay schmoes.

That right there, is the definition of getbig. Nuff said!

Tapeworm · « **Reply #55 on:** May 06, 2009, 06:11:45 AM »

Quote from: luvvsuNOT on May 05, 2009, 10:05:29 PM

I almost missed this. Nicely done.

I do what I can.

polychronopolous · « **Reply #56 on:** May 06, 2009, 06:12:22 AM »

I've learned from getbig.com that muscular size and conditioning have little or no merit when deciding the winner of a bodybuilding competition and generally the contest is won by the bodybuilder who gives the best blowjob.

Figo · « **Reply #57 on:** May 06, 2009, 06:13:17 AM »

The #1 fact we all must take away from this site, if nothing else:

"...to be 200+ at 5'7 at 4% THE BODYBUILDER HAS TO USE GROWTH HORMONE..."

gh15-2009

luvvsuNOT · « **Reply #58 on:** May 06, 2009, 01:33:19 PM »

Quote from: mesmorph78 on May 06, 2009, 04:48:29 AM

we must have attended the same class because this is what i learned too.... pathetic isnt it
thank God for the training board

Your post is useless without vids and pics.

andreisdaman · « **Reply #59 on:** May 06, 2009, 08:07:40 PM »

Quote from: Debussey DF on May 02, 2009, 02:26:56 PM

The two in bold text. Race = just indicates a propensity towards low intelligence and loaded criminal records according to data. It = not the final criteria used to judge upon, although it often serves as an "I told you so" when a person of certain races is found to be stupid or a criminal.

Just ask Mazi

what does pissdrinker= ?

The Master · « **Reply #60 on:** May 06, 2009, 08:20:53 PM »

Quote from: andreisdaman on May 06, 2009, 08:07:40 PM

what does pissdrinker= ?

Debussey drinks its piss every day

Jizzacked · « **Reply #61 on:** May 06, 2009, 08:28:49 PM »

if you have cancer, come to getbig. listen to the folks here and you will be cured in no time.

Awesomo · « **Reply #62 on:** May 06, 2009, 09:38:33 PM »

Quote from: Jizzacked on May 06, 2009, 08:28:49 PM

if you have cancer, come to getbig. listen to the folks here and you will be cured in no time.

DAMY · « **Reply #63 on:** May 06, 2009, 10:22:42 PM »

Quote from: Jizzacked on May 06, 2009, 08:28:49 PM

if you have cancer, come to getbig. listen to the folks here and you will be cured in no time.

You think cancer is a laughing matter?

My, what a twisted sense of tumor you have.

DAMY

wes · « **Reply #64 on:** May 07, 2009, 03:10:43 AM »

I`ve learned thay you`re all chronic masterbators!! LOL

Griffith · « **Reply #65 on:** May 07, 2009, 05:01:22 AM »

If you're natural and lean and ripped then you're a skinny bottom bitch twink.
If you have about 10%-15% body fat then you're skinny-fat or obese.
If you're bulking up, then you're just fat, have no muscle and will apparently wither away to nothing when you diet down.

mesmorph78 · « **Reply #66 on:** May 07, 2009, 05:06:51 AM »

Quote from: danielson on May 02, 2009, 09:15:32 AM

I learned that some people actually get upset to learn other guys are much stronger than them. So much so that they often ask for vids, then when they see the vids, the guy is obviously juicing or his legs must be small. I will never understand in a million years why someone cares how much another man lifts anyway, like it somehow affects them in some way. I do give props to anyone who has backed their claims up on vids though(and the doubters who admit they were wrong and move on), makes the place interesting.

Post of the year (especially the part in bold)

JasonH · « **Reply #67 on:** May 07, 2009, 05:08:58 AM »

I never knew about "shredded glutes" and "oiled up men in thongs" until I came to Getbig.

andreisdaman · « **Reply #68 on:** May 07, 2009, 01:26:43 PM »

I've learned that Natural Wonder is Bluto

G o a t b o y · « **Reply #69 on:** May 07, 2009, 01:52:50 PM »

I learned from Matt C that the Holocaust never happened and was actually made up by the Jewish lobby. But then Ron made me un-learn it or risk Time-Out.

danielson · « **Reply #70 on:** May 07, 2009, 06:09:24 PM »

If you post a lot you must be unemployed, that is of course unless you have the type of job that allows you to post a lot, then you must be successful. In that case, if you do not post a lot, you must work manual labor or some type of minimum wage job. These types of accusations and "career guesses" are usually only pulled out after a long feud between people, and once someone guesses you are a garbageman for instance because you do not post on here during the hours that most people work, you are branded a garbageman for life. This one always confused me, as I doubt the Donald Trumps and Bill Gates of the world spend their days ogling naked men and trying to own people, but hey that's what makes this place unique.

DeltsaForce · « **Reply #71 on:** May 07, 2009, 06:17:51 PM »

I have learnt that you can't trust no one. The guy you're arguing with is also the guy backing u up and arguing your corner. He is like the guy who steal your wallet and then help u look for it.

One of the few I truly trust posted recently on this very thread.

chaos · « **Reply #72 on:** May 07, 2009, 06:19:40 PM »

Quote from: DeltsaForce on May 07, 2009, 06:17:51 PM

I have learnt that you can't trust no one. The guy you're arguing with is also the guy backing u up and arguing your corner. He is like the guy who steal your wallet and then help u look for it.

One of the few I truly trust posted recently on this very thread.

Thank you.

You're quite the trustworthy fellow yourself.

DeltsaForce · « **Reply #73 on:** May 07, 2009, 06:24:14 PM »

Quote from: chaos on May 07, 2009, 06:19:40 PM

Thank you.

You're quite the trustworthy fellow yourself.

Thank you.

Tapeworm · « **Reply #74 on:** May 07, 2009, 06:29:31 PM »

Quote from: danielson on May 07, 2009, 06:09:24 PM

If you post a lot you must be unemployed, that is of course unless you have the type of job that allows you to post a lot, then you must be successful. In that case, if you do not post a lot, you must work manual labor or some type of minimum wage job. These types of accusations and "career guesses" are usually only pulled out after a long feud between people, and once someone guesses you are a garbageman for instance because you do not post on here during the hours that most people work, you are branded a garbageman for life. This one always confused me, as I doubt the Donald Trumps and Bill Gates of the world spend their days ogling naked men and trying to own people, but hey that's what makes this place unique.

Refuse Relocation Engineer