here's my view on prostitution:
- make it a legit occupation
how:
- make all future prostitutes of america get some kind of training, like a 2 year degree (must be completed by age 20 to ensure employment)
- get tested weekly
- have a set work place and work location (or if doing house calls, have an escort)
- report it all through a w-4
- i think adonis's idea of a prostitute is someone who goes to a workplace, punches in, lubes up, and takes care of her appointments for the day
- dr. chimps idea of a prostitute is some single mother who's on a street corner in december with a miniskirt on smoking a cigarette and asking passers by if they want to party for 5 bucks
- tax the shit out of the prostitute and the man/woman getting the service (all vices should be taxed heavily)
problem solved. how is it solved?
- the man goes home and doesn't give his wife crabs (although this isn't a morality debate)
- the state makes money for "free" programs
- people who heavily object to legal prostitution will hardly know it exists, a fucketeria would be no different than a dental office in appearance
