I had a band and it was called Damned Nation
the cumboilers.
How about The Koninginnedag-Crashers?
Kong & the Donkey's would be excellent band name for you.
Or "Dong and the Konkeys"
lol
AIDS + Diarrhea = Tonight
I would name my band "Cunt".
"Guns N Roses" would be cool. Or "AC/DC"
Thrill Kill Safari.