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How to get you're ANABOLIC'S (testosterone) LEGAL!!!
« on: May 05, 2009, 12:06:16 PM »
Do a cycle of test, at least 500mg wk train get some size 8 weeks.
about 3-5 weeks after you're cycle (OR) when you start to feel weak, Lose
some of what you gained, and you're appetite is weak. "you tell your dr this as well"
you're test levels will be shut down or very very low.  Don't do PCT go in the
drs clean.  Guaranteed shut down test if it is real.

Goto a different dr. than you're normal dr.  Tell him you been
on test for years, ever since you were 18 for low test levels,
and that you are new to the area, and haven't had you're test
levels tested nor have had any testosterone in 6mo's or a year.
If he asks for previous medical records, you say you're previous dr died.
and don't know how to get the records but they never ask but be prepared.

You're testosterone in you're system will register extremely low.
get a copy of you're blood test, very important.

He will offer you patches, and gel.  Tell him its not effective,
and you were giving yourself injections previously.  He may want you to come in
for injections (I'd even ask him for one), after a few of him giving them, tell him its an inconvienece every week
and the patches never stay on, and the gel  gets on you're wife, and
fucks with her periods, plus, you would rather deal with meds only once a week.

Make a copy of you're RX, and keep you're freakin empty bottles.

From that day on, not only will you get test, but you can't get
busted with felony drug possesion.  You can walk across the mexican,
canadian border with it as long as it is declared.


You keep you're blood tests, and when you're dr wants you to take another test
bump up the test to 600 mgs for just a week and in 2 weeks you're shut down.

I have found that being on test for a year has done me good and if I want extra,
I just go to Mexico.

Oh, and don't go to the dr with a muscle tshirt on. 


Good Luck
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Re: How to get you're ANABOLIC'S (testosterone) LEGAL!!!
« Reply #1 on: May 05, 2009, 01:00:49 PM »
no offense dude but didn't you admit awhile ago that you can't shoulder press a pair of 50 pound db's?

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Re: How to get you're ANABOLIC'S (testosterone) LEGAL!!!
« Reply #2 on: May 05, 2009, 02:22:27 PM »
Or just simply order the "internet!'

just kidding, steroids are evil and transform you into a mean nasty evil killing machine...so the news says.
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Re: How to get you're ANABOLIC'S (testosterone) LEGAL!!!
« Reply #3 on: May 06, 2009, 10:55:53 AM »
no offense dude but didn't you admit awhile ago that you can't shoulder press a pair of 50 pound db's?


Yes, due to a torn labrum in my shoulder and torn bicep.  The test helped the
healing quite a bit as a matter of fact, the dr said the tear was so bad, he couldn't believe
the range of motion i had as well as strength for that type of surgery.  And I told him
I was taking test and b complex injections.
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Re: How to get you're ANABOLIC'S (testosterone) LEGAL!!!
« Reply #4 on: May 06, 2009, 10:57:41 AM »
I got a bottle of test siting at the pharmacy for me right now.
Pickin it up after work, didn't even have to see my primary dr, they just
faxed him.
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Re: How to get you're ANABOLIC'S (testosterone) LEGAL!!!
« Reply #5 on: May 12, 2009, 02:05:34 AM »
but how do you get the first batch of test to shut you down????? ;D ;D ;D

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Re: How to get you're ANABOLIC'S (testosterone) LEGAL!!!
« Reply #6 on: May 27, 2009, 11:53:50 AM »
but how do you get the first batch of test to shut you down????? ;D ;D ;D

That is the only problem.  This is for people who use, and want to continue but legally. 
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Re: How to get you're ANABOLIC'S (testosterone) LEGAL!!!
« Reply #7 on: May 28, 2009, 12:53:07 PM »
Would this work with an initial cycle of superdrol or h-drol or something?

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Re: How to get you're ANABOLIC'S (testosterone) LEGAL!!!
« Reply #8 on: May 29, 2009, 08:18:41 AM »
Would this work with an initial cycle of superdrol or h-drol or something?

If you are lethargic and no appetite after the cycle (4 weeks) or so, then the test levels are low.
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Re: How to get you're ANABOLIC'S (testosterone) LEGAL!!!
« Reply #9 on: May 30, 2009, 06:28:43 AM »
OP,

it's people like you that make it harder and harder for those of us that legitimately need trt.

Your post is pathetic

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Re: How to get you're ANABOLIC'S (testosterone) LEGAL!!!
« Reply #10 on: June 04, 2009, 11:18:51 PM »
Do a cycle of test, at least 500mg wk train get some size 8 weeks.
about 3-5 weeks after you're cycle (OR) when you start to feel weak, Lose
some of what you gained, and you're appetite is weak. "you tell your dr this as well"
you're test levels will be shut down or very very low.  Don't do PCT go in the
drs clean.  Guaranteed shut down test if it is real.

Goto a different dr. than you're normal dr.  Tell him you been
on test for years, ever since you were 18 for low test levels,
and that you are new to the area, and haven't had you're test
levels tested nor have had any testosterone in 6mo's or a year.
If he asks for previous medical records, you say you're previous dr died.
and don't know how to get the records but they never ask but be prepared.

You're testosterone in you're system will register extremely low.
get a copy of you're blood test, very important.

He will offer you patches, and gel.  Tell him its not effective,
and you were giving yourself injections previously.  He may want you to come in
for injections (I'd even ask him for one), after a few of him giving them, tell him its an inconvienece every week
and the patches never stay on, and the gel  gets on you're wife, and
fucks with her periods, plus, you would rather deal with meds only once a week.

Make a copy of you're RX, and keep you're freakin empty bottles.

From that day on, not only will you get test, but you can't get
busted with felony drug possesion.  You can walk across the mexican,
canadian border with it as long as it is declared.


You keep you're blood tests, and when you're dr wants you to take another test
bump up the test to 600 mgs for just a week and in 2 weeks you're shut down.

I have found that being on test for a year has done me good and if I want extra,
I just go to Mexico.

Oh, and don't go to the dr with a muscle tshirt on. 


Good Luck
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Re: How to get you're ANABOLIC'S (testosterone) LEGAL!!!
« Reply #11 on: June 05, 2009, 12:10:21 AM »
OMG you really don't want to break the law do you ?????
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Re: How to get you're ANABOLIC'S (testosterone) LEGAL!!!
« Reply #12 on: June 05, 2009, 12:33:43 AM »
OP,

it's people like you that make it harder and harder for those of us that legitimately need trt.

Your post is pathetic

hahahaha, yeah sure.

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Re: How to get you're ANABOLIC'S (testosterone) LEGAL!!!
« Reply #13 on: June 07, 2009, 07:24:44 AM »
OP,

it's people like you that make it harder and harder for those of us that legitimately need trt.

Your post is pathetic
I guess that means you are on HRT and you use it at the therapeutic does only? If not then you are being a hypocrite. The guy is trying to get his stuff legally. More power to him. I thought this forum is to discuss AAS. In my opinion, just the fact you are on it discussing the use of AAS for building muscle makes your statement hypocritical .

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Re: How to get you're ANABOLIC'S (testosterone) LEGAL!!!
« Reply #14 on: June 07, 2009, 12:05:31 PM »
OP,

it's people like you that make it harder and harder for those of us that legitimately need trt.

Your post is pathetic

Harder? From what I've read it's like a candy store in the US nowadays.

chainsaw's advice will only work with a doctor who knows what you're doing and doesn't care. He only wants the labs for testosterone to cover his ass. With a "serious" doc you'll get MRI's for a pituitary tumor first and he will check LH etc too, to see if it's primary or secondary.

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Re: How to get you're ANABOLIC'S (testosterone) LEGAL!!!
« Reply #15 on: June 07, 2009, 02:43:02 PM »
Harder? From what I've read it's like a candy store in the US nowadays.

chainsaw's advice will only work with a doctor who knows what you're doing and doesn't care. He only wants the labs for testosterone to cover his ass. With a "serious" doc you'll get MRI's for a pituitary tumor first and he will check LH etc too, to see if it's primary or secondary.

x2 Obama's interest is not on steroids and stupid news like bush's interest was, Obama actually wants to solve real problems.

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Re: How to get you're ANABOLIC'S (testosterone) LEGAL!!!
« Reply #16 on: June 07, 2009, 03:34:21 PM »
x2 Obama's interest is not on steroids and stupid news like bush's interest was, Obama actually wants to solve real problems.



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Re: How to get you're ANABOLIC'S (testosterone) LEGAL!!!
« Reply #17 on: June 07, 2009, 03:49:50 PM »
x2 Obama's interest is not on steroids and stupid news like bush's interest was, Obama actually wants to solve real problems.



Bullsh*t. Business as usual with this administration just like the last. All talk though, no follow through. Holder talked about pot legalization, and then nothing. The busts last week in Houston and Florida should show you the DEA is it's own entity and could care less of Obama's talk, unless an actual amendment that overturns AAS crimilization is passed, nothing will ever change. Gotta keep little Johnny safe from that evil Deca.

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Re: How to get you're ANABOLIC'S (testosterone) LEGAL!!!
« Reply #18 on: June 07, 2009, 04:31:40 PM »
So how many users have been put in jail and fined?  The busts were for sellers and makers dude, just like any other drugs cocaine, escatasy, whatever it be, they do the same thing.  They don't give a shit who is using it.

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« Reply #19 on: June 07, 2009, 05:22:22 PM »
best bet is to just stay far away from roids as possible... remember, they are EVIL compounds!  heroin and crack are safer, and if you use them, you will not be sought after by the law!
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Re: How to get you're ANABOLIC'S (testosterone) LEGAL!!!
« Reply #20 on: June 07, 2009, 05:59:16 PM »
So how many users have been put in jail and fined?  The busts were for sellers and makers dude, just like any other drugs cocaine, escatasy, whatever it be, they do the same thing.  They don't give a shit who is using it.

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Oh yeah, I agree with you there. But what you said about Obama, I just don't think anything will change for the better in regards to AAS and this administration. Just to many built up stigmas from so many years of misinformation.

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« Reply #21 on: June 07, 2009, 10:33:07 PM »
Oh yeah, I agree with you there. But what you said about Obama, I just don't think anything will change for the better in regards to AAS and this administration. Just to many built up stigmas from so many years of misinformation.

well I dunno, I think the economy, and the mideast are getting much of ppls attention, I think most ppl think the problem has been solved with AAS in sports after the whole deal with the testimony and shit in congress.  Not sure what Obama has done with DEA funding, but by the way he talks it doesn't sound like he would raise it, maybe even lower it.

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« Reply #22 on: June 08, 2009, 01:26:55 AM »
no offense dude but didn't you admit awhile ago that you can't shoulder press a pair of 50 pound db's?

i love the 'no offense' statement. people think its a license to say anything derogatory without any repercussions whatsoever

example:
no offense but you totally suck, your wife is ugly as hell, you smell, your penis is small, and i am going to kill you and your family then eat your flesh and sacrifice your intestines to my pagan god you worthless piece of shit - but its all cool cause i said no offense first so you cant get mad!! :)

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« Reply #23 on: June 08, 2009, 06:31:01 AM »
no offense but you totally suck, your wife is ugly as hell, you smell, your penis is small, and i am going to kill you and your family then eat your flesh and sacrifice your intestines to my pagan god you worthless piece of shit - but its all cool cause i said no offense first so you cant get mad!! :)


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Re: How to get you're ANABOLIC'S (testosterone) LEGAL!!!
« Reply #24 on: June 08, 2009, 07:12:20 AM »
Harder? From what I've read it's like a candy store in the US nowadays.

chainsaw's advice will only work with a doctor who knows what you're doing and doesn't care. He only wants the labs for testosterone to cover his ass. With a "serious" doc you'll get MRI's for a pituitary tumor first and he will check LH etc too, to see if it's primary or secondary.

Only if it is and endocrinologist.  A local Dr.  won't if you use the exact statement I had posted above.  Hell, I don't even have to see my dr and they call in my test.
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