Author Topic: Dating Older Women? (Read 13684 times)

drkaje · « **Reply #100 on:** May 07, 2009, 07:40:57 PM »

It could damn near pass for a baby picture.

mame09 · « **Reply #101 on:** May 07, 2009, 08:43:09 PM »

i tried picking up and milf but i felt uncomfortable because it felt weird. i call female over thirty mam so its feels pretty weird flirting with her and then saying "can i take you to dinner this friday mam"

to take a quote from notorious b.i.g "i like em young fresh and green with no hair in between"

StickStickly · « **Reply #102 on:** May 07, 2009, 08:55:08 PM »

Quote from: Laura Lee on May 07, 2009, 07:02:39 PM

yawn

With your attitude,wit and charm I wouldn't be surprised if that's probably the only pussy you've ever seen.

Stickstickly has seen his fair share of ass in his day. Here he is in a photoshoot prior to his sudden end from the porn industry

At first stick was taken aback by your statement but then realized you date Arvilla. Stick realized that you are in your 40's living in a miserable condo working a secretary level 1 job making money in the 25% of the nation and began to feel bad. Stick understands that Laura has been a bottom dweller for most of her life dating idiots. This is why she has had trouble finding a stable relationship. Translation: Cannot tell the difference between someone who is intelligent or not. Stick accepts your apology and understands why you overreacted.

StickStickly · « **Reply #103 on:** May 07, 2009, 09:00:08 PM »

Quote from: drkaje on May 07, 2009, 07:40:57 PM

It could damn near pass for a baby picture.

Laura perhaps feels her relationship will finally stick. Perhaps there is a glimpse of hope of her not being alone for the rest of her life after all. The chopping off of the mane of a female is usually a sign that they are comfortable in their life and no longer feel the need to attract males. Unfortunately this is just the beginning steps of Laura's transition to having an older granny close cropped poodle hair cut.

BigPhil · « **Reply #104 on:** May 07, 2009, 10:00:49 PM »

Quote from: TechnoViking on May 05, 2009, 10:10:01 PM

You young guys stick to young pussy...Fuck off with the Jewish Cougar propaganda...YOu are being lied to...Cougars aren't better in bed...In fact they fucking suck...You can slap the fuck out of an 18 year old insecure whore...Try doing that with a long nose 40 year old jewish Cougar who wants to take pictures of you to show her friends....

For every kid out there...EVery single "COUGAR" has had a 12 inch Black cock that was full of booze and XTC....Which mean she has had a 12 inch black penis slamming into her smelly gapping hole for a min/of 1 to 2 hours straight non stop...When she makes a reference of you penis, its a total lie....And your a total douche bag for believing it...

Here is what you do with a cougar guys...Treat her like the piece of shit she is...When she tells you how big you cock is, laugh and say thats funny... The girl I was will last night said the opposite...While saying this, use your cock like drum sticks over the cougars forehead...

AGREED!!!

pumpster · « **Reply #105 on:** May 07, 2009, 11:24:59 PM »

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Quote from: TechnoViking on May 05, 2009, 10:10:01 PM
You young guys stick to young pussy...Fuck off with the Jewish Cougar propaganda...YOu are being lied to...Cougars aren't better in bed...In fact they fucking suck...You can slap the fuck out of an 18 year old insecure whore...Try doing that with a long nose 40 year old jewish Cougar who wants to take pictures of you to show her friends....

For every kid out there...EVery single "COUGAR" has had a 12 inch Black cock that was full of booze and XTC....Which mean she has had a 12 inch black penis slamming into her smelly gapping hole for a min/of 1 to 2 hours straight non stop...When she makes a reference of you penis, its a total lie....And your a total douche bag for believing it...

Here is what you do with a cougar guys...Treat her like the piece of shit she is...When she tells you how big you cock is, laugh and say thats funny... The girl I was will last night said the opposite...While saying this, use your cock like drum sticks over the cougars forehead...

Man do you sound warped, talk about being dragged over the coals and being permanently scarred to the degree that you're bitter and generalize about everything. Epic baggage lol

clued-up · « **Reply #106 on:** May 08, 2009, 12:10:28 AM »

Quote from: StickStickly on May 07, 2009, 08:55:08 PM

At first stick was taken aback by your statement but then realized you date Arvilla. Stick realized that you are in your 40's living in a miserable condo working a secretary level 1 job making money in the 25% of the nation and began to feel bad. Stick understands that Laura has been a bottom dweller for most of her life dating idiots. This is why she has had trouble finding a stable relationship. Translation: Cannot tell the difference between someone who is intelligent or not. Stick accepts your apology and understands why you overreacted.

StickStickly, you are doing good things around here

Laura Lee · « **Reply #107 on:** May 09, 2009, 03:21:39 PM »

Looks like Kyle's been put in the corner.

Captain Equipoise · « **Reply #108 on:** May 09, 2009, 03:36:10 PM »

Quote from: TechnoViking on May 05, 2009, 10:10:01 PM

You young guys stick to young pussy...Fuck off with the Jewish Cougar propaganda...YOu are being lied to...Cougars aren't better in bed...In fact they fucking suck...You can slap the fuck out of an 18 year old insecure whore...Try doing that with a long nose 40 year old jewish Cougar who wants to take pictures of you to show her friends....

For every kid out there...EVery single "COUGAR" has had a 12 inch Black cock that was full of booze and XTC....Which mean she has had a 12 inch black penis slamming into her smelly gapping hole for a min/of 1 to 2 hours straight non stop...When she makes a reference of you penis, its a total lie....And your a total douche bag for believing it...

Here is what you do with a cougar guys...Treat her like the piece of shit she is...When she tells you how big you cock is, laugh and say thats funny... The girl I was will last night said the opposite...While saying this, use your cock like drum sticks over the cougars forehead...

Easy with your sexual fantasies there buddy..

polychronopolous · « **Reply #109 on:** May 09, 2009, 03:41:33 PM »

Quote from: Captain Equipoise on May 09, 2009, 03:36:10 PM

Easy with your sexual fantasies there buddy..

arce1988 · « **Reply #110 on:** May 09, 2009, 05:29:16 PM »

39 AND 21 IS PURE BS...OLD FEMALES AND YOUNG MALES IS JUST STUPID...

SquatsRule · « **Reply #111 on:** May 09, 2009, 06:32:29 PM »

I've been divorced for two years. During that time I've been with women in their early 20's to early 30's. The younger women seem to fall in love and become clingy while the older women are ok with the one nighters. Depends what you want.

vic86 · « **Reply #112 on:** May 10, 2009, 12:30:30 AM »

i prefer older women, i wouldnt mind staying with one for rest of my life,

atleast they are honest

240 is Back · « **Reply #113 on:** May 10, 2009, 12:34:28 AM »

depends what your goals are, BenFun.

have fun, get laid, not take shit seriously, see a little drama and get tight tang with little strings = date the 22 year olds.

have fun with a more experienced chic, avoid drama, but her clock is ticking = date the 32 year olds.

I've dated 5 years older and 10 years younger. The biggest thing, once the sex gets old, is the time ya hang out together. It's impossible to hold a conversation with a girl 10 years younger without getting frustrated and wanting to beat her with the Directv controller for leaving MTV on again.

clued-up · « **Reply #114 on:** May 10, 2009, 12:41:35 AM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on May 10, 2009, 12:34:28 AM

It's impossible to hold a conversation with a girl 10 years younger without getting frustrated and wanting to beat her with the Directv controller for leaving MTV on again.

I suggest interacting with intelligent.. old souls.. who see the beauty in this world. then things like that would never happen.

you don’t have to actually spend too much time with the dumb ones.. fuck them and move along

BatistaSL · « **Reply #115 on:** May 10, 2009, 01:34:53 AM »

Quote from: arce1988 on May 09, 2009, 05:29:16 PM

39 AND 21 IS PURE BS...OLD FEMALES AND YOUNG MALES IS JUST STUPID...

monster jealousy!!

drkaje · « **Reply #116 on:** May 10, 2009, 06:14:01 AM »

Things have changed so much out there that most of the old rules don't really apply. Even being wary of 30 year olds might not work because people are still willing to risk deformed kids at older ages because ultrasound and amnio can help screen out 'issues' in time for abortions.

The new rule should be: Hit them all for the Lord shall know his own.

Red Hook · « **Reply #117 on:** May 10, 2009, 06:36:44 AM »

Quote from: TechnoViking on May 05, 2009, 09:58:10 PM

There is a reason guys in the 50's and 60's bang young girls guys...These fucking Cougars are a fucking mess...Most women can't shut their fucking mouth up...Listen guys, learn from the old bastards ahead of us...

Have any of you guys watched "the real housewives of Atlanta"? Holy fucking shit...These women are like 6 or 7 out of 10 of a fuckable scale and they ended up taking half of their males counterparts money worth millions...Don't fucking get married if your rich bitch...

Bottom line guys is there is no such thing as a cougar...These fucking whores what something and it isn't straight sex...Most of these women can't get off with straight sex anyway...A 30 to 40 year old women who wants to fuck an 18 to 25 year old guy is most likely a fucking weirdo pedo...Shit like that isn't normal...

In closing

IF YOU ARE A COUGAR, YOU ARE MORE OF A PIECE OF SCUM then a 60 year old guy who wants to bang an 18 year old cheerleader...And the only reason you are a cougar is because every male that has ever met you knows you are fucking BATSHIT FUCKING CRAZY!!!!!!!!!Guys don't give a flying fuck about the white picket fence and if they do, its only with your best friend...Figure that shit out....

quoted for truth..you need to speak on this topic some more my friend..you are speaking wisdom to the uneducated.

Red Hook · « **Reply #118 on:** May 10, 2009, 06:38:23 AM »

Quote from: TechnoViking on May 05, 2009, 10:10:01 PM

You young guys stick to young pussy...Fuck off with the Jewish Cougar propaganda...YOu are being lied to...Cougars aren't better in bed...In fact they fucking suck...You can slap the fuck out of an 18 year old insecure whore...Try doing that with a long nose 40 year old jewish Cougar who wants to take pictures of you to show her friends....

For every kid out there...EVery single "COUGAR" has had a 12 inch Black cock that was full of booze and XTC....Which mean she has had a 12 inch black penis slamming into her smelly gapping hole for a min/of 1 to 2 hours straight non stop...When she makes a reference of you penis, its a total lie....And your a total douche bag for believing it...

Here is what you do with a cougar guys...Treat her like the piece of shit she is...When she tells you how big you cock is, laugh and say thats funny... The girl I was will last night said the opposite...While saying this, use your cock like drum sticks over the cougars forehead...

can I fuck her in the ass, cum on her face, have her buy me expensive shit first before telling her off?

Red Hook · « **Reply #119 on:** May 10, 2009, 06:43:23 AM »

Quote from: drkaje on May 10, 2009, 06:14:01 AM

Things have changed so much out there that most of the old rules don't really apply. Even being wary of 30 year olds might not work because people are still willing to risk deformed kids at older ages because ultrasound and amnio can help screen out 'issues' in time for abortions.

The new rule should be: Hit them all for the Lord shall know his own.

just to clarify...you mean "hit them all" in the QuakerOats style of beat a woman to a pulp for talking back and spending a few days in jail, or "hit them all" like Sevastese and his "internet speed dating"?

clued-up · « **Reply #120 on:** May 10, 2009, 06:46:36 AM »

Quote from: Red Hook on May 10, 2009, 06:38:23 AM

can I fuck her in the ass, cum on her face, have her buy me expensive shit first before telling her off?

absolutely.

drkaje · « **Reply #121 on:** May 10, 2009, 06:47:12 AM »

Quote from: Red Hook on May 10, 2009, 06:43:23 AM

just to clarify...you mean "hit them all" in the QuakerOats style of beat a woman to a pulp for talking back and spending a few days in jail, or "hit them all" like Sevastese and his "internet speed dating"?

Take it any way you like.

Red Hook · « **Reply #122 on:** May 10, 2009, 06:56:34 AM »

Quote from: drkaje on May 10, 2009, 06:47:12 AM

Take it any way you like.

tomorrow will doing 45 min of early morning cardio on an the empty stomach I will have to ponder the ramification of my decision..perhaps I can do both, which one should I do first?

drkaje · « **Reply #123 on:** May 10, 2009, 07:10:12 AM »

Quote from: Red Hook on May 10, 2009, 06:56:34 AM

tomorrow will doing 45 min of early morning cardio on an the empty stomach I will have to ponder the ramification of my decision..perhaps I can do both, which one should I do first?

Cardio on an empty stomach would put damn near anybody in the mood to smack a bitch, LOL!

I don't really know if shoving someone who hits you qualifies as domestic abuse but it's none of my business anyways. But this is coming from a guy who won't raise his voice to people and will dump a pain in the ass chick in a second. I just don't have any patience for drama.

I'd say to hit (sexually) anything moving that turns you on. Just be honest with yourself and others. Honesty won't stop crazy but at least they've been told "Im only hittin' it". They'll hear something else but you really have no control over that.