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The Renaissance Man · « **on:** May 06, 2009, 12:59:23 AM »

Issue #1: Jimmy Fallon. Naturally Unibrowed; will not be back next 'season'.

gordiano · « **Reply #1 on:** May 06, 2009, 01:15:34 AM »

How in the fuck does that fucking retard have a show?

How can someone who is NOT funny, be considered a comedian?

You know how I know a movie will suck really bad? If it's got Jimmy Fallon in it.

The Renaissance Man · « **Reply #2 on:** May 06, 2009, 01:17:55 AM »

Quote from: gordiano on May 06, 2009, 01:15:34 AM

How in the fuck does that fucking retard have a show?

How can someone who is NOT funny, be considered a comedian?

You know how I know a movie will suck really bad? If it's got Jimmy Fallon in it.

they think ackward is funny these days; it isn't. Also being inside Lorne's cock pumping inner circle helps. It still doesn't provide talent. Done in July.

The Master · « **Reply #3 on:** May 06, 2009, 01:18:12 AM »

Great title.

The Renaissance Man · « **Reply #4 on:** May 06, 2009, 01:18:53 AM »

Quote from: Debussey DF on May 06, 2009, 01:18:12 AM

Great title.

Inspired by the greatest. The King Himself who will be missed.

gordiano · « **Reply #5 on:** May 06, 2009, 01:21:00 AM »

Quote from: The Renaissance Man on May 06, 2009, 01:17:55 AM

they think ackward is funny these days; it isn't. Also being inside Lorne's cock pumping inner circle helps. It still doesn't provide talent. Done in July.

Seriously....wtf? What happened? SNL used to have some funny ass people....now it's full of cast offs that apparently only Lorne finds amusing.

That Morgan guy sucks ass, too. There's at least another one, whose name I can't think of.

You couldn't pay me to watch that shit....

The Renaissance Man · « **Reply #6 on:** May 06, 2009, 01:24:11 AM »

Quote from: gordiano on May 06, 2009, 01:21:00 AM

Seriously....wtf? What happened? SNL used to have some funny ass people....now it's full of cast offs that apparently only Lorne finds amusing.

That Morgan guy sucks ass, too. There's at least another one, whose name I can't think of.
You couldn't pay me to watch that shit....

U trying to think of a name explains it all; he loves to mass produce "comedians" but has failed to propel the recent ones who are more agile with a cock than a funny script... the gravy train stopped at the Ferrell & Sandler station. The rest is stained with anal leakage tracing alll the way from the dressing rooms to studio 13's control room.

Not my words.

pumpster · « **Reply #7 on:** May 06, 2009, 07:09:52 AM »

If someone like Conan is now considered funny, anything's possible.

DeketheCreep · « **Reply #8 on:** May 06, 2009, 07:12:01 AM »

haaaaha This thread has potential

Wiggs · « **Reply #9 on:** May 06, 2009, 07:15:23 AM »

Conan = funny
Fallon = homo (not that there is anything wrong with that

) and not funny

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #10 on:** May 06, 2009, 07:38:10 AM »

Didn't Fallon do a movie with Queen Laqueefah?

kiwiol · « **Reply #11 on:** May 06, 2009, 07:40:19 AM »

Quote from: The Showstoppa on May 06, 2009, 07:38:10 AM

Didn't Fallon do a movie with Queen Laqueefah?

Taxi, the cheesy flick in which 4 Brazilian supermodels rob banks and he's a cop who joins forces with QL to bust them.

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #12 on:** May 06, 2009, 07:41:22 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on May 06, 2009, 07:40:19 AM

Taxi, the cheesy flick in which 4 Brazilian supermodels rob banks and he's a cop who joins forces with QL to bust them.

Sounds pretty good. I will check it out.

kiwiol · « **Reply #13 on:** May 06, 2009, 07:42:48 AM »

Quote from: The Showstoppa on May 06, 2009, 07:41:22 AM

Sounds pretty good. I will check it out.

Just don't ask me for those 90 minutes of your life back afterwards

lovemonkey · « **Reply #14 on:** May 06, 2009, 07:45:55 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on May 06, 2009, 07:42:48 AM

Just don't ask me for those 90 minutes of your life back afterwards

2 cups of

and 3 teaspoons of this

mix with a little bit of insanity and problem solved.

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #15 on:** May 06, 2009, 07:46:41 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on May 06, 2009, 07:42:48 AM

Just don't ask me for those 90 minutes of your life back afterwards

Does Queen Laqueefah die in it?

kiwiol · « **Reply #16 on:** May 06, 2009, 07:49:16 AM »

Quote from: lovemonkey on May 06, 2009, 07:45:55 AM

2 cups of
and 3 teaspoons of this
mix with a little bit of insanity and problem solved.

That's not Adonis' gravity suit.

Quote from: The Showstoppa on May 06, 2009, 07:46:41 AM

Does Queen Laqueefah die in it?

Couldn't bring myself to watch it till the end, but I hope they both die, so there won't be a sequel.

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #17 on:** May 06, 2009, 07:51:32 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on May 06, 2009, 07:49:16 AM

Couldn't bring myself to watch it till the end, but I hope they both die, so there won't be a sequel.

Taxi 2....electric bugaloo.

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #18 on:** May 06, 2009, 08:11:06 AM »

Quote from: The Showstoppa on May 06, 2009, 07:51:32 AM

Taxi 2....electric bugaloo.

Yes Jimmy Fallon is the most unfunny hack i've ever seen. I scratch my head wondering how this guy ever got on television in any capacity.

i don't think he's ever even made me chuckle a little bit. i'm glad he is failing

Mr. Magoo · « **Reply #19 on:** May 06, 2009, 09:59:26 AM »

Quote from: The Renaissance Man on May 06, 2009, 12:59:23 AM

Issue #1: Jimmy Fallon. Naturally Unibrowed; will not be back next 'season'.

I gotta admit, I watched the first couple of shows to give him a chance. But it sucked ass. Nothing in the entire show made me laugh. It's just stupid. The whole "what audience members are thinking" thing and him and ted dansen whittling, I mean come on.

Best Late night
1. Letterman
2. Conan

Smokincrazy · « **Reply #20 on:** May 06, 2009, 10:01:54 AM »

Quote from: The Showstoppa on May 06, 2009, 07:51:32 AM

Taxi 2....electric bugaloo.

LOL I love it! I say shit to people about Breakin 2 and they're like WTF?