Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?

[The Coach]

Here is a little test that will help you decide.

The answer can be found by posing the following question:


You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.

Suddenly, an Islamic terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.

You are carrying a Colt Model 1911 45 cal. automatic pistol and you are an expert shot.

You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

What do you do?

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THINK CAREFULLY AND
THEN SCROLL DOWN SLOWLY:






Democrat's Answer :


Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

Does the man look poor or oppressed?

Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

Could we run away?

What does my wife think?

What about the kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?

What does the law say about this situation?

Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?

Should I call 9-1-1?

Why is this street so deserted?

We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

This is all so confusing!

I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.

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Republican's Answer:

 

BANG!

 

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Redneck's Answer:

 

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG !
Click..... (Sounds of reloading)

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click

Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?! '

Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'

Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the taxidermist!

 

[tbombz]

stupid post coach


however it reminds me of a quote i once heard = "a liberal is someone who is so open minded they wont even take their own side of an argument."   

[The Coach]

stupid post coach


however it reminds me of a quote i once heard = "a liberal is someone who is so open minded they wont even take their own side of an argument."   

LOL......I got that in an email last night.

[The True Adonis]

LOL......I got that in an email last night.

Looks like the "Democrat" in your chain letter has a greater sense and range of morality and a better moral compass when compared to the "Republican" or the "Redneck".


That is how I interpret your satirical and pointless chain letter.

[The True Adonis]

Also, the "democrat" in your chain letter certainly displays better problem solving skills, reasoning,critical thinking and logic.

This is a self-Pwning Coach.

[The Coach]

Looks like the "Democrat" in your chain letter has a greater sense and range of morality and a better moral compass when compared to the "Republican" or the "Redneck".


That is how I interpret your satirical and pointless chain letter.

Lets say you have kids TA and a burgler breaks into your house, you have a gun and you walk in the kids room and you see the burgler standing over your kid, what do you do?

[Mars]

[The Coach]

Also, the "democrat" in your chain letter certainly displays better problem solving skills, reasoning,critical thinking and logic.

This is a self-Pwning Coach.

I have the sense to realize my family comes first, I blow him away in a heartbeat.

[Stavios]

I'm Canadian  

[Deicide]

TA and Coach=both deluded in different camps

[The Coach]

Also, the "democrat" in your chain letter certainly displays better problem solving skills, reasoning,critical thinking and logic.

This is a self-Pwning Coach.

BTW, it's not a chain letter.

[jpm101]

Don't know, don't care. But I would like that Colt model 1911 45 cal. Hope it's plated. Hand weapon made special to stop the Muslim religious zealots in the Philippines. Stopped them real good and real dead on the spot. Fired a few round off that Colt model piece from a retired army SF  officer a while back. Sweet weapon.

[The True Adonis]

Lets say you have kids TA and a burgler breaks into your house, you have a gun and you walk in the kids room and you see the burgler standing over your kid, what do you do?

First point the gun, then threaten to use the gun, then if that does not work, aim and shoot a place to where the criminal is subdued.

[The True Adonis]

I would also state, "we can do this the easy way, or the hard way."


Ideally I would hold him at gun point until the cops get there.

[jason_deluxe]

Slow day on the gay pron threads huh?

Fucking idiot.

[Big_Tymer]

First point the gun, then threaten to use the gun, then if that does not work, aim and shoot a place to where the criminal is subdued.

hahah, you are such a pussy f.aggot.

i am sure you are against the death penalty for child molesters also 

[The True Adonis]

Lets say you have kids TA and a burgler breaks into your house, you have a gun and you walk in the kids room and you see the burgler standing over your kid, what do you do?

I do have to say though, that I do have a handgun, I do not keep it loaded nor do I have any bullets for it.  It was my fathers old Colt Revolver.  So I would have to rely on the threat of the gun in my case if we are to apply this as a real life scenario using the gun I have and the bullets that I do not have.

[The Coach]

First point the gun, then threaten to use the gun, then if that does not work, aim and shoot a place to where the criminal is subdued.

Fair enough.

[The True Adonis]

hahah, you are such a pussy f.aggot.

i am sure you are against the death penalty for child molesters also 

I am against the death penalty in all cases.  Too many have been executed while innocent and too many have been placed on death row even though they were later found to be innocent.  I do think 12-14 hour work days at whatever project the State has going is a better usage of the individual and is more punishing not to mention more cost effective as incarceration is by far cheaper than execution.

I do not have a knee jerk reaction when it comes to Child Molestation.  For instance, I have a hard time believing that a 19 year old having sex with a 15 year old when the age of consent is 16 constitutes child molestation, especially if both are consenting partners.

[dov]

I do have to say though, that I do have a handgun, I do not keep it loaded nor do I have any bullets for it.  It was my fathers old Colt Revolver.  So I would have to rely on the threat of the gun in my case if we are to apply this as a real life scenario using the gun I have and the bullets that I do not have.

dumbest thing I've ever read. Do you carry a plastic knife?

[The True Adonis]

dumbest thing I've ever read. Do you carry a plastic knife?

No. But as I stated, I have a handgun that was my fathers VERY old Colt revolver.  I have never fired it, nor have I ever thought to buy bullets for it.  Its very old, but I am sure it still works as it looks brand new.

I would have to use the threat of the gun, since I do not have any bullets.  I am just telling you what I would HAVE to do if this were extrapolated to a real life situation to where I had to use the gun that I have.

Of course I could go buy some bullets, but I do not think I would ever need to, nor do I care to.

[Soul Crusher]

No. But as I stated, I have a handgun that was my fathers VERY old Colt revolver.  I have never fired it, nor have I ever thought to buy bullets for it.  Its very old, but I am sure it still works as it looks brand new.

I would have to use the threat of the gun, since I do not have any bullets.  I am just telling you what I would HAVE to do if this were extrapolated to a real life situation to where I had to use the gun that I have.

Of course I could go buy some bullets, but I do not think I would ever need to, nor do I care to.

NEVER pull a gun unless you are prepared to use it. 

[The Ugly]

I do not have a knee jerk reaction when it comes to Child Molestation.  For instance, I have a hard time believing that a 19 year old having sex with a 15 year old when the age of consent is 16 constitutes child molestation, especially if both are consenting partners.

Do your knees jerk when a 35 year-old troop leader cornholes a "consensual" scout? 'Cause you probably wanna consider the circumstances and whatnot.    

[The True Adonis]

NEVER pull a gun unless you are prepared to use it. 

I think a lot can be accomplished with just threatening usage of a gun, without ever intending to use it.

[Soul Crusher]

I think a lot can be accomplished with just threatening usage of a gun, without ever intending to use it.

What if he pulls one out on you after you tried to bluff and he has a real one?