Author Topic: Jacked and going out clubbing? (Read 3830 times)

Cleanest Natural · « **on:** May 07, 2009, 01:45:01 PM »

found this over @ MD
Jacked and going out clubbing?
went out last night with a buddy of mind for the first time in awhile.. let me tell ya girls love jacked guys lol.. btw i did take an anadrox before i went out to get some vascularity in me lol.. anyway this fckn dude walks up to me as im minding my own bussines far away from where everyone else is an starts mouthing off sayin shyt lik if i juiced id be bigger than you an on an on.. i ignored him which pissed him off more so then he starts geting pushy and one thing leads to another.. he swings at me... misses so i preety much bear hug his ass and throw him over one of the tables as this is going on all the boucners run at me an tell me to relax because ofcourse me being big an all i must of started it.. long story short i got kicked out and that bitch was left inside....

has this happened to anyone else how did ya deal with it?

Relentless · « **Reply #1 on:** May 07, 2009, 01:47:50 PM »

Quote from: sevastase on May 07, 2009, 01:45:01 PM

found this over @ MD
Jacked and going out clubbing?
went out last night with a buddy of mind for the first time in awhile.. let me tell ya girls love jacked guys lol.. btw i did take an anadrox before i went out to get some vascularity in me lol.. anyway this fckn dude walks up to me as im minding my own bussines far away from where everyone else is an starts mouthing off sayin shyt lik if i juiced id be bigger than you an on an on.. i ignored him which pissed him off more so then he starts geting pushy and one thing leads to another.. he swings at me... misses so i preety much bear hug his ass and throw him over one of the tables as this is going on all the boucners run at me an tell me to relax because ofcourse me being big an all i must of started it.. long story short i got kicked out and that bitch was left inside....

has this happened to anyone else how did ya deal with it?

This guy is a victim of his own stupidity and got exactly what he deserved.

big man · « **Reply #2 on:** May 07, 2009, 01:53:31 PM »

He's probably an asshole that tried to overimpose himself as the ''alpha male'' and got his ass handed to him.

SS · « **Reply #3 on:** May 07, 2009, 01:57:18 PM »

Quote from: sevastase on May 07, 2009, 01:45:01 PM

found this over @ MD
Jacked and going out clubbing?
went out last night with a buddy of mind for the first time in awhile.. let me tell ya girls love jacked guys lol.. btw i did take an anadrox before i went out to get some vascularity in me lol.. anyway this fckn dude walks up to me as im minding my own bussines far away from where everyone else is an starts mouthing off sayin shyt lik if i juiced id be bigger than you an on an on.. i ignored him which pissed him off more so then he starts geting pushy and one thing leads to another.. he swings at me... misses so i preety much bear hug his ass and throw him over one of the tables as this is going on all the boucners run at me an tell me to relax because ofcourse me being big an all i must of started it.. long story short i got kicked out and that bitch was left inside....

has this happened to anyone else how did ya deal with it?

Oh brother

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #4 on:** May 07, 2009, 02:03:57 PM »

Quote from: SS on May 07, 2009, 01:57:18 PM

Oh brother

SS, you are just upset because you broke a nail when this guy bear hugged you and threw you over the table....

Boost · « **Reply #5 on:** May 07, 2009, 02:04:39 PM »

I wouldn't doubt him.

Big guys who wear tight shirts are notoriously tough.

I saw a guy with a pretty good bicep pump knock out two bouncers with one punch

SS · « **Reply #6 on:** May 07, 2009, 02:05:28 PM »

Quote from: The Showstoppa on May 07, 2009, 02:03:57 PM

SS, you are just upset because you broke a nail when this guy bear hugged you and threw you over the table....

Yes, my bf was very upset when it was time for his back scratching session.

bigdumbbell · « **Reply #7 on:** May 07, 2009, 04:37:00 PM »

Quote from: sevastase on May 07, 2009, 01:45:01 PM

found this over @ MD
Jacked and going out clubbing?
went out last night with a buddy of mind for the first time in awhile.. let me tell ya girls love jacked guys lol.. btw i did take an anadrox before i went out to get some vascularity in me lol.. anyway this fckn dude walks up to me as im minding my own bussines far away from where everyone else is an starts mouthing off sayin shyt lik if i juiced id be bigger than you an on an on.. i ignored him which pissed him off more so then he starts geting pushy and one thing leads to another.. he swings at me... misses so i preety much bear hug his ass and throw him over one of the tables as this is going on all the boucners run at me an tell me to relax because ofcourse me being big an all i must of started it.. long story short i got kicked out and that bitch was left inside....

has this happened to anyone else how did ya deal with it?

did u go home and jack off after that?

baker · « **Reply #8 on:** May 07, 2009, 04:56:59 PM »

I got in a fight with one guy and kept seeing flashes like someone was taking pictures. Turns out 3 or 4 of his friends were punching me in the head while I was hitting him, or at least that what I was told.

body88 · « **Reply #9 on:** May 07, 2009, 05:32:31 PM »

Quote from: sevastase on May 07, 2009, 01:45:01 PM

found this over @ MD
Jacked and going out clubbing?
went out last night with a buddy of mind for the first time in awhile.. let me tell ya girls love jacked guys lol.. btw i did take an anadrox before i went out to get some vascularity in me lol.. anyway this fckn dude walks up to me as im minding my own bussines far away from where everyone else is an starts mouthing off sayin shyt lik if i juiced id be bigger than you an on an on.. i ignored him which pissed him off more so then he starts geting pushy and one thing leads to another.. he swings at me... misses so i preety much bear hug his ass and throw him over one of the tables as this is going on all the boucners run at me an tell me to relax because ofcourse me being big an all i must of started it.. long story short i got kicked out and that bitch was left inside....

has this happened to anyone else how did ya deal with it?

Nothing says insecure like wearing a tank top or a beater to a club after hitting the anadrox. Geek.

nzmusclemonster · « **Reply #10 on:** May 07, 2009, 05:35:38 PM »

Quote from: sevastase on May 07, 2009, 01:45:01 PM

found this over @ MD
Jacked and going out clubbing?
went out last night with a buddy of mind for the first time in awhile.. let me tell ya girls love jacked guys lol.. btw i did take an anadrox before i went out to get some vascularity in me lol.. anyway this fckn dude walks up to me as im minding my own bussines far away from where everyone else is an starts mouthing off sayin shyt lik if i juiced id be bigger than you an on an on.. i ignored him which pissed him off more so then he starts geting pushy and one thing leads to another.. he swings at me... misses so i preety much bear hug his ass and throw him over one of the tables as this is going on all the boucners run at me an tell me to relax because ofcourse me being big an all i must of started it.. long story short i got kicked out and that bitch was left inside....

has this happened to anyone else how did ya deal with it?

I got my ass handed to me in a club a few weeks back. Dude started it and I got kicked out, he got to stay in

I'd been screwing his g/f so I suppose karma had a little to do with it.

BIG_STI · « **Reply #11 on:** May 07, 2009, 06:11:06 PM »

Sounds like a normal night out for me.

mame09 · « **Reply #12 on:** May 07, 2009, 06:23:14 PM »

clubbing when you are jacked is a double edge sword.

on one hand if you are on the dance floor everyone creates an unintentional circle and you become the focus and if you cant dance your going to make an ass out of your self and girls know what a good dancer means in bed.

on the other hand if your a good dancer all the pussy in the club is yours

G o a t b o y · « **Reply #13 on:** May 07, 2009, 06:36:45 PM »

Only idiot kids go "clubbing". It's nothing I consider fun at all.

lovemonkey · « **Reply #14 on:** May 07, 2009, 06:44:39 PM »

Quote from: G o a t b o y on May 07, 2009, 06:36:45 PM

Only idiot kids go "clubbing". It's nothing I consider fun at all.

As a weekly sober observer, I can attest to this.

BIG_STI · « **Reply #15 on:** May 07, 2009, 06:45:16 PM »

Quote from: G o a t b o y on May 07, 2009, 06:36:45 PM

Only idiot kids go "clubbing". It's nothing I consider fun at all.

Yes spending your entire life on getbig is much more fun

G o a t b o y · « **Reply #16 on:** May 07, 2009, 06:50:49 PM »

Quote from: BIG_STI on May 07, 2009, 06:45:16 PM

Yes spending your entire life on getbig is much more fun

Relaxing on my deck enjoying the great weather while fucking around on my laptop is FAR more fun than standing in a hot, sweaty, crowded room full of drunk idiots with what passes for music blasting so loud you can't even have a conversation.

Relentless · « **Reply #17 on:** May 07, 2009, 07:36:58 PM »

Quote from: G o a t b o y on May 07, 2009, 06:50:49 PM

Relaxing on my deck enjoying the great weather while fucking around on my laptop is FAR more fun than standing in a hot, sweaty, crowded room full of drunk idiots with what passes for music blasting so loud you can't even have a conversation.

x2

Mr. Magoo · « **Reply #18 on:** May 07, 2009, 07:38:01 PM »

Quote from: body88 on May 07, 2009, 05:32:31 PM

Nothing says insecure like wearing a tank top or a beater to a club after hitting the anadrox. Geek.

x2

nzmusclemonster · « **Reply #19 on:** May 07, 2009, 07:42:06 PM »

Quote from: G o a t b o y on May 07, 2009, 06:50:49 PM

Relaxing on my deck enjoying the great weather while fucking around on my laptop is FAR more fun than standing in a hot, sweaty, crowded room full of drunk idiots with what passes for music blasting so loud you can't even have a conversation.

Translation - I'm old and girls don't find me attractive anymore.

Captain Equipoise · « **Reply #20 on:** May 07, 2009, 07:52:05 PM »

Club sluts love jacked guys... helps tons if you're a pretty boy as well

XFACTOR · « **Reply #21 on:** May 07, 2009, 07:55:30 PM »

Quote from: body88 on May 07, 2009, 05:32:31 PM

Nothing says insecure like wearing a tank top or a beater to a club after hitting the anadrox. Geek.

What's anadrox? A steroid?

nzmusclemonster · « **Reply #22 on:** May 07, 2009, 07:57:13 PM »

Quote from: XFACTOR on May 07, 2009, 07:55:30 PM

What's anadrox? A steroid?

Like you wouldn't know, juice head.

elite_lifter · « **Reply #23 on:** May 07, 2009, 08:47:42 PM »

Quote from: sevastase on May 07, 2009, 01:45:01 PM

found this over @ MD
Jacked and going out clubbing?
went out last night with a buddy of mind for the first time in awhile.. let me tell ya girls love jacked guys lol.. btw i did take an anadrox before i went out to get some vascularity in me lol.. anyway this fckn dude walks up to me as im minding my own bussines far away from where everyone else is an starts mouthing off sayin shyt lik if i juiced id be bigger than you an on an on.. i ignored him which pissed him off more so then he starts geting pushy and one thing leads to another.. he swings at me... misses so i preety much bear hug his ass and throw him over one of the tables as this is going on all the boucners run at me an tell me to relax because ofcourse me being big an all i must of started it.. long story short i got kicked out and that bitch was left inside....

has this happened to anyone else how did ya deal with it?

Guy who wrote this is probably 150lbs soaking wet, a wannbe cage fighter, millionaire, who dates supermodels exclusively.

Captain Equipoise · « **Reply #24 on:** May 08, 2009, 12:25:29 AM »

Quote from: G o a t b o y on May 07, 2009, 06:50:49 PM

Relaxing on my deck enjoying the great weather while fucking around on my laptop is FAR more fun than standing in a hot, sweaty, crowded room full of drunk idiots with what passes for music blasting so loud you can't even have a conversation.

Ok, but I seriously doubt the female section of your deck looks anything like this:

You get the drift...

I usesd to love club sluts..

esp. when I was bouncing.