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Re: Are you good looking? (Face)
« Reply #200 on: May 10, 2009, 07:42:34 PM »
LOLOLOL-on-a-bike!

Is that a proverb ornament? See some evil, hear some evil, speak no evil?

What is that appendage? An umbilicus, or the beginnings of a cock?

FFS! Reminds me of the alien in It Came from Outer Space (1953, available in all good video stores and most crap ones)




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Re: Are you good looking? (Face)
« Reply #201 on: May 10, 2009, 07:52:28 PM »
i've been told by numerous people i look like andy garcia

Panders, you sure they didn't say Andy Kaufman?

If-you-be-lieeeeeeeeve... they-put-a-man-on-the-moooon, man-on-the-moooon...

Cross your eyes and look at the pic again. Try it...  ;)




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Re: Are you good looking? (Face)
« Reply #202 on: May 10, 2009, 07:59:09 PM »
LOLOLOL-on-a-bike!

Is that a proverb ornament? See some evil, hear some evil, speak no evil?

What is that appendage? An umbilicus, or the beginnings of a cock?

FFS! Reminds me of the alien in It Came from Outer Space (1953, available in all good video stores and most crap ones)




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its a kid with the congential disorder holoproencephaly, it is not compatible with life, but looks fucked up huh

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Re: Are you good looking? (Face)
« Reply #203 on: May 10, 2009, 08:01:09 PM »
Not compatible with life? Thank fuck for small mercies, eh?

Is there even a brain in there?

Or does he/she have no airway?


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Re: Are you good looking? (Face)
« Reply #204 on: May 10, 2009, 08:04:59 PM »
Here are some pro-quality studio shots I got for the wife's birthday...




... aaaand the photographer took a cheeky one of me too!





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Re: Are you good looking? (Face)
« Reply #205 on: May 10, 2009, 09:43:21 PM »


wow.

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Re: Are you good looking? (Face)
« Reply #206 on: May 11, 2009, 01:45:13 AM »


wow.

that's not leela from futurama

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Re: Are you good looking? (Face)
« Reply #207 on: May 11, 2009, 01:59:53 AM »
is it just me or did a lot of this thread dissapear?

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Re: Are you good looking? (Face)
« Reply #208 on: May 11, 2009, 02:00:29 AM »
nevermimd i got it confused with groiks thread

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Re: Are you good looking? (Face)
« Reply #209 on: May 11, 2009, 09:36:12 AM »
Not compatible with life? Thank fuck for small mercies, eh?

Is there even a brain in there?

Or does he/she have no airway?


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Re: Are you good looking? (Face)
« Reply #210 on: May 11, 2009, 09:36:52 AM »
that's not leela from futurama

it is based losely on the character

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Re: Are you good looking? (Face)
« Reply #211 on: May 11, 2009, 09:40:16 AM »
lol how come last week when I posted pics of that faceless bitch I got flamed for it and it was soon deleted, now everyone is doing in and nobody says a word.  I mean if she would have done a better job picking out a husband she never would have got a shotgun blast to the face...stupid girl.  >:(

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Re: Are you good looking? (Face)
« Reply #212 on: May 11, 2009, 10:26:06 AM »
lol how come last week when I posted pics of that faceless bitch I got flamed for it and it was soon deleted, now everyone is doing in and nobody says a word.  I mean if she would have done a better job picking out a husband she never would have got a shotgun blast to the face...stupid ####.  >:(

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Re: Are you good looking? (Face)
« Reply #213 on: May 11, 2009, 10:30:07 AM »
lol how come last week when I posted pics of that faceless bitch I got flamed for it and it was soon deleted, now everyone is doing in and nobody says a word.  I mean if she would have done a better job picking out a husband she never would have got a shotgun blast to the face...stupid ####.  >:(

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Re: Are you good looking? (Face)
« Reply #214 on: May 12, 2009, 10:01:48 AM »
lol how come last week when I posted pics of that faceless bitch I got flamed for it and it was soon deleted, now everyone is doing in and nobody says a word.  I mean if she would have done a better job picking out a husband she never would have got a shotgun blast to the face...stupid ####.  >:(


QF-fuckin'-T!

She's forgiven him and will be waiting for him when he gets out of the slammer in 2012! Misery loves company, huh?

Although, I dunno if he'll be able to look at her Mrs-Potato-Head face transplant, 'cos hubby shot himSELF in the face afterwards.

Face it, this is a couple of clowns who had a volatile relationship which ended in tragedy. Well, it appears to have survived fuckin' tragedy, we shall see.

By the way, what is it with hicks and gunshot suicides? Don't they realise that the human head is purdy resilient, and that a head shot, even with a shotgun, is by no means a sure kill?

James Vance made the same mistake in 1985. And his asshole parents tried to blame Judas Priest LOL!

It don't get much worse, does it? You decide that you wanna duck out of yer miserable-ass life, instead you survive to live life with a demolished horror-show face.

Below is another would-be suicide:




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Re: Are you good looking? (Face)
« Reply #215 on: May 12, 2009, 12:26:29 PM »

QF-fuckin'-T!

She's forgiven him and will be waiting for him when he gets out of the slammer in 2012! Misery loves company, huh?

Although, I dunno if he'll be able to look at her Mrs-Potato-Head face transplant, 'cos hubby shot himSELF in the face afterwards.

Face it, this is a couple of clowns who had a volatile relationship which ended in tragedy. Well, it appears to have survived fuckin' tragedy, we shall see.

By the way, what is it with hicks and gunshot suicides? Don't they realise that the human head is purdy resilient, and that a head shot, even with a shotgun, is by no means a sure kill?

James Vance made the same mistake in 1985. And his asshole parents tried to blame Judas Priest LOL!

It don't get much worse, does it? You decide that you wanna duck out of yer miserable-ass life, instead you survive to live life with a demolished horror-show face.

Below is another would-be suicide:




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holy shit. :o

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Re: Are you good looking? (Face)
« Reply #216 on: May 12, 2009, 12:28:43 PM »
I always thought thus was fake, how the fuck would this guy be breathing and why does he seem so calm.


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Re: Are you good looking? (Face)
« Reply #217 on: May 12, 2009, 12:29:24 PM »

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Re: Are you good looking? (Face)
« Reply #218 on: May 12, 2009, 12:31:03 PM »
its a kid with the congential disorder holoproencephaly, it is not compatible with life, but looks fucked up huh

poor little thing.  :-[ :-[  God bless its soul.  :-[

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Re: Are you good looking? (Face)
« Reply #219 on: May 12, 2009, 01:37:20 PM »
He is a powerlifting, dog snapping, ultraintellect,tom cruise looking, expensive wine drinking, academic superstar, supermod...............

he literally broke a german sheppard into equal halves with his bare hands.

bwahahaha, funniest post I've read in a while. The absurdity of his claims is what makes it entertaining. I don't hate Suckmymuscle. On the contrary, I think he adds humor to Getbig.

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Re: Are you good looking? (Face)
« Reply #220 on: May 12, 2009, 05:52:12 PM »
bwahahaha, funniest post I've read in a while. The absurdity of his claims is what makes it entertaining. I don't hate Suckmymuscle. On the contrary, I think he adds humor to Getbig.

Yeah, that sounded good.

Whoever he was describing, sounds like Chuck Norris has competition!


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Re: Are you good looking? (Face)
« Reply #221 on: June 01, 2009, 05:16:57 AM »
I always thought thus was fake, how the fuck would this guy be breathing and why does he seem so calm.



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