What did those ones add up to JNN?
254 1 dollar bills
add on top of that my cut of the 185 booking fee (i got 85 of it) which made 339 for 45 minutes of dry humping, making dumb jokes and having girls lick whip cream off me.
the only downsides were
- the rug burn on my knees from the dry humping
-having to dance with whip cream on my body AND NOT getting it on the bachlorettes dress or on the carpet
it's like okay, you want me to use the whip cream but you don't want me to make a mess
you can relate right dave? oh, that's right...you're a fat guy...nobody wants to lick whip cream off of you