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Dumbest Fuck of the day Award : Roger Clemens
« on: May 12, 2009, 12:12:13 PM »
he was on Mike & Mike in the morning, and he said ( and im paraphrasing):

"Its suicidal for me to take steroids because i have a history of heart problems in my family, my brother had a heart attack, my step-father had a heart attack..."

WTF??? your step father's medical history becomes part of yours when you marry in???

this guy is just making a fool out of himself. he shouldve just admitted and moved on, like andy pettite, A-rod...

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Re: Dumbest Fuck of the day Award : Roger Clemens
« Reply #1 on: May 12, 2009, 12:17:22 PM »

He shouldn't have said shit.

Andy Pettitte is a fucking pussy (smart, but still a pussy), but Roger should not have said shit.


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Re: Dumbest Fuck of the day Award : Roger Clemens
« Reply #2 on: May 12, 2009, 12:22:18 PM »
depends which steroids, really.

test and hgh in low doses wouldn't be so bad.

halo+anadrol and eca x 3 daily might not be advisable.

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Re: Dumbest Fuck of the day Award : Roger Clemens
« Reply #3 on: May 12, 2009, 12:23:00 PM »
maybe Roger is allergic to the truth.

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Re: Dumbest Fuck of the day Award : Roger Clemens
« Reply #4 on: May 12, 2009, 01:07:23 PM »
I knew he must have been using for many years ago...they'd always talk about how he was the 'hardest working bb player in the game...', and, I'd always wonder, 'gee, he looks like a fat fuck to me...'

All that talk was a smoke screen to explain his longevity, simple as that.

Just like M Mguire letting reporters see a bottle of andro in his locker...so they'd be distracted and not ask about the real stuff.

Wonder what it is like in Clemens' house these days with his wife, what with him boffing every gal on the road.,.... 

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Re: Dumbest Fuck of the day Award : Roger Clemens
« Reply #5 on: May 12, 2009, 01:42:01 PM »
I knew he must have been using for many years ago...they'd always talk about how he was the 'hardest working bb player in the game...', and, I'd always wonder, 'gee, he looks like a fat fuck to me...'

All that talk was a smoke screen to explain his longevity, simple as that.

Just like M Mguire letting reporters see a bottle of andro in his locker...so they'd be distracted and not ask about the real stuff.

Wonder what it is like in Clemens' house these days with his wife, what with him boffing every gal on the road.,.... 
Mark Mcgwire had that bottle of andro in his locker because he was sponsored by Champion Nutrition at the time   (I know he used other stuff too)

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Re: Dumbest Fuck of the day Award : Roger Clemens
« Reply #6 on: May 12, 2009, 01:42:30 PM »
The Rocket should just take all his cash and tell everybody to go f themselves.

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Re: Dumbest Fuck of the day Award : Roger Clemens
« Reply #7 on: May 12, 2009, 01:43:44 PM »
Mark Mcgwire had that bottle of andro in his locker because he was sponsored by Champion Nutrition at the time   (I know he used other stuff too)

You realize that little bottle of Andro started all of this shit, right?

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Re: Dumbest Fuck of the day Award : Roger Clemens
« Reply #8 on: May 12, 2009, 01:43:59 PM »
he was on Mike & Mike in the morning, and he said ( and im paraphrasing):

"Its suicidal for me to take steroids because i have a history of heart problems in my family, my brother had a heart attack, my step-father had a heart attack..."

WTF??? your step father's medical history becomes part of yours when you marry in???

this guy is just making a fool out of himself. he shouldve just admitted and moved on, like andy pettite, A-rod...

I dont know who he is.
But he is correct. You shouldn't mess around with AAS if your fucking brother had an heartattack.

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Re: Dumbest Fuck of the day Award : Roger Clemens
« Reply #9 on: May 12, 2009, 01:51:09 PM »
You realize that little bottle of Andro started all of this shit, right?

Your smart fellow Groink.  Yes that opened Pandoras Box to the general public and the news media about what WE all knew for yrs

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Re: Dumbest Fuck of the day Award : Roger Clemens
« Reply #10 on: May 12, 2009, 01:54:00 PM »
I dont know who he is.
But he is correct. You shouldn't mess around with AAS if your fucking brother had an heartattack.
::)
your missing the point, the borthe part i agree, but WTF does your step father has to do with YOUR genetics? If YOUR mom marries a black dude, YOUR son wouldnt have "black man's calves"  ::)

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Re: Dumbest Fuck of the day Award : Roger Clemens
« Reply #11 on: May 12, 2009, 02:30:48 PM »
The Rocket should just take all his cash and tell everybody to go f themselves.

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You realize that little bottle of Andro started all of this shit, right?

x2, amazing.

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Re: Dumbest Fuck of the day Award : Roger Clemens
« Reply #12 on: May 12, 2009, 02:33:16 PM »
::)
your missing the point, the borthe part i agree, but WTF does your step father has to do with YOUR genetics? If YOUR mom marries a black dude, YOUR son wouldnt have "black man's calves"  ::)

yeah I didn't read so far  ;D

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Re: Dumbest Fuck of the day Award : Roger Clemens
« Reply #13 on: May 12, 2009, 03:59:45 PM »
the only impact this has on the public is kids thinking " all my sports idols are juiced, where can i get some?".

the more they talk about it, the more people are going to do it.

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Re: Dumbest Fuck of the day Award : Roger Clemens
« Reply #14 on: May 12, 2009, 05:01:37 PM »
Mark Mcgwire had that bottle of andro in his locker because he was sponsored by Champion Nutrition at the time   (I know he used other stuff too)

yes

I was saying he strategically placed it as a diversion for reporters to be distracted from what he was REALLY doing

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Re: Dumbest Fuck of the day Award : Roger Clemens
« Reply #15 on: May 12, 2009, 05:16:47 PM »
who cares, he's hot, Isnt that enough ?

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Re: Dumbest Fuck of the day Award : Roger Clemens
« Reply #16 on: May 12, 2009, 05:18:11 PM »
who cares, he's hot, Isnt that enough ?

who is hot?

homo?

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Re: Dumbest Fuck of the day Award : Roger Clemens
« Reply #17 on: May 12, 2009, 05:26:03 PM »

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Re: Dumbest Fuck of the day Award : Roger Clemens
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Re: Dumbest Fuck of the day Award : Roger Clemens
« Reply #19 on: May 12, 2009, 05:37:56 PM »
"looks like a fat fuck to me"
and white trash

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Re: Dumbest Fuck of the day Award : Roger Clemens
« Reply #20 on: May 12, 2009, 05:38:45 PM »
and white trash

I would imagine clemens' wife fucks around on him, too

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Re: Dumbest Fuck of the day Award : Roger Clemens
« Reply #21 on: May 12, 2009, 05:41:37 PM »
I would imagine clemens' wife fucks around on him, too
1 of them born again whores

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Re: Dumbest Fuck of the day Award : Roger Clemens
« Reply #22 on: May 12, 2009, 08:13:16 PM »
Mark Mcgwire had that bottle of andro in his locker because he was sponsored by Champion Nutrition at the time   (I know he used other stuff too)

You know this how?

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Re: Dumbest Fuck of the day Award : Roger Clemens
« Reply #23 on: May 12, 2009, 10:24:50 PM »
The Rocket should just take all his cash and tell everybody to go f themselves.

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He just doesn't have the ballz to let it all go...How awesome would it be if he said something like " I've been juiced to the fucking gills since my jr. high in high school. Steroids have been around for many many decades and I personally know guys in the Hall that played in the 70's that used Test and Dbol...I may even go as far to say Mr. October was known as Mr. Dbol...Now with that, fuck off forever...I'm going to go live on an Island"

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Re: Dumbest Fuck of the day Award : Roger Clemens
« Reply #24 on: May 13, 2009, 02:54:32 AM »
he was on Mike & Mike in the morning, and he said ( and im paraphrasing):

"Its suicidal for me to take steroids because i have a history of heart problems in my family, my brother had a heart attack, my step-father had a heart attack..."

WTF??? your step father's medical history becomes part of yours when you marry in???

this guy is just making a fool out of himself. he shouldve just admitted and moved on, like andy pettite, A-rod...

It's a shame.  I remember when he was an awesome pitcher rather than a punchline.

I remember when people used to just say, "No comment." 
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