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Bizarre Story!
« on: May 15, 2009, 07:13:49 AM »
OK, I'm sitting here at work surfing getbig...

The janitor just walked by and said "Hey brah, your on getbig?"  I said "yeah I'm RPF", he said "Cool cool" and walked off in his rubber gloves with his bucket of cleaning supplies.

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Re: Bizarre Story!
« Reply #1 on: May 15, 2009, 07:14:43 AM »
That was not Swede on his new job.
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Re: Bizarre Story!
« Reply #2 on: May 15, 2009, 07:15:59 AM »
lol. was he any big?

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Re: Bizarre Story!
« Reply #3 on: May 15, 2009, 07:25:58 AM »
lol. was he any big?

He was average and had tattoos all over his arms.

Maybe an ex con...  :-X
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Re: Bizarre Story!
« Reply #4 on: May 15, 2009, 07:26:33 AM »
He was average and had tattoos all over his arms.

Maybe an ex con...  :-X

That's not deicide.
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Re: Bizarre Story!
« Reply #5 on: May 15, 2009, 07:26:55 AM »
He was average and had tattoos all over his arms.

Maybe an ex con...  :-X

What if he see's this thread....

My throat might be slit
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Re: Bizarre Story!
« Reply #6 on: May 15, 2009, 07:28:49 AM »
Hey RPF. Do you need your trash been cleaned out before I leave?

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Re: Bizarre Story!
« Reply #7 on: May 15, 2009, 07:29:19 AM »
Slow day today Benjamin?

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Re: Bizarre Story!
« Reply #8 on: May 15, 2009, 07:32:29 AM »
Hey RPF. Do you need your trash been cleaned out before I leave?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

I would literally shit myself on the spot it it were you!!!
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Re: Bizarre Story!
« Reply #9 on: May 15, 2009, 07:33:51 AM »
Slow day today Benjamin?

It was you?  :o
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Re: Bizarre Story!
« Reply #10 on: May 15, 2009, 07:34:27 AM »
What if he see's this thread....

My throat might be slit

Don't worry. I prefer poison.

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Re: Bizarre Story!
« Reply #11 on: May 15, 2009, 07:36:53 AM »
OK, I'm sitting here at work surfing getbig...

The janitor just walked by and said "Hey brah, your on getbig?"  I said "yeah I'm RPF", he said "Cool cool" and walked off in his rubber gloves with his bucket of cleaning supplies.

 :P

Is his name Dave? Are you in St. Louis? ;D

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Re: Bizarre Story!
« Reply #12 on: May 15, 2009, 07:49:58 AM »
Looks like the pre pubescents are taking over.......

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Re: Bizarre Story!
« Reply #13 on: May 15, 2009, 08:04:24 AM »
would be hilarious if that dude was a known member here haha.

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Re: Bizarre Story!
« Reply #14 on: May 15, 2009, 08:04:59 AM »
OK, I'm sitting here at work surfing getbig...

The janitor just walked by and said "Hey brah, your on getbig?"  I said "yeah I'm RPF", he said "Cool cool" and walked off in his rubber gloves with his bucket of cleaning supplies.

 :P
haaaaaaahahahahaheeeeehehehaaaaaaaahah

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Re: Bizarre Story!
« Reply #15 on: May 15, 2009, 08:09:42 AM »
OK, I'm sitting here at work surfing getbig...

The janitor just walked by and said "Hey brah, your on getbig?"  I said "yeah I'm RPF", he said "Cool cool" and walked off in his rubber gloves with his bucket of cleaning supplies.

 :P

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Re: Bizarre Story!
« Reply #16 on: May 15, 2009, 08:27:05 AM »


HAHA

Thanks for bringing some life to this thread!!
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Re: Bizarre Story!
« Reply #17 on: May 15, 2009, 09:10:32 AM »

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Re: Bizarre Story!
« Reply #18 on: May 15, 2009, 09:15:55 AM »
I accidentally clicked on one of onlyme's thread when my dad walked in, and OFC that fat homo had posted some homo ass photos that popped up onto my screen just when my dad walked in, so he thought I was surfing for gay porn.

thank god onlyme is in time out

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Re: Bizarre Story!
« Reply #19 on: May 15, 2009, 09:18:32 AM »
OK, I'm sitting here at work surfing getbig...

The janitor just walked by and said "Hey brah, your on getbig?"  I said "yeah I'm RPF", he said "Cool cool" and walked off in his rubber gloves with his bucket of cleaning supplies.

 :P

I accidentally clicked on one of onlyme's thread when my dad walked in, and OFC that fat homo had posted some homo ass photos that popped up onto my screen just when my dad walked in, so he thought I was surfing for gay porn.

thank god onlyme is in time out

I love both stories, I had a good chuckle reading them.
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Re: Bizarre Story!
« Reply #20 on: May 15, 2009, 09:19:39 AM »
I love both stories, I had a good chuckle reading them.

HAHA thanks

Swedes cracked me up.  That shit has almost happened to me.  ;D
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Re: Bizarre Story!
« Reply #21 on: May 15, 2009, 09:23:44 AM »
I accidentally clicked on one of onlyme's thread when my dad walked in, and OFC that fat homo had posted some homo ass photos that popped up onto my screen just when my dad walked in, so he thought I was surfing for gay porn.

thank god onlyme is in time out

Hahaha, classic! ;D
Did you try to explain?

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Re: Bizarre Story!
« Reply #22 on: May 15, 2009, 09:24:09 AM »
same when I had a gf that was laying in my bed, bed is a bit behind me/computer, I clicked on a thread and up came that fucking photo of that 60 yr old man with cum on his face..
She asked me wtf i was doing. I slapped her fucking face off and said she shouldn't question me.

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Re: Bizarre Story!
« Reply #23 on: May 15, 2009, 09:24:53 AM »
same when I had a gf that was laying in my bed, bed is a bit behind me/computer, I clicked on a thread and up came that fucking photo of that 60 yr old man with cum on his face..
She askes me wtf i was doing. I slapped her fucking face off and said she shouldn't question me.

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Re: Bizarre Story!
« Reply #24 on: May 15, 2009, 09:25:14 AM »
Hahaha, classic! ;D
Did you try to explain?

Yes I explained it was on a forum where people can post whatever they want, He didn't even understand what a forum was.. But ive had alot of girls here, so he knows im not into that lol!

He isn't very good with computers , he once where the "window" went when you pressed the "X" in the corner, and I said it just disappears, and he Insisted that something cant just go away like that, is HAS to go somewhere, it ended up being a huge fucking argument lol.