Author Topic: Signs you need to go on a diet. (Read 6308 times)

GRACIE JIU-JITSU · « **on:** May 17, 2009, 06:26:48 PM »

Your neck is wider than your head.

CARTEL · « **Reply #1 on:** May 17, 2009, 06:27:44 PM »

Quote from: GRACIE JIU-JITSU on May 17, 2009, 06:26:48 PM

Your neck is wider than your head.

I don't think you could fit your arms around that neck for a rear naked choke.

GRACIE JIU-JITSU · « **Reply #2 on:** May 17, 2009, 06:28:38 PM »

6 girls should, but only 5 girls fit in the picture.

GRACIE JIU-JITSU · « **Reply #3 on:** May 17, 2009, 06:29:42 PM »

You look like the Michelin man.

GRACIE JIU-JITSU · « **Reply #4 on:** May 17, 2009, 06:30:30 PM »

Quote from: CARTEL on May 17, 2009, 06:27:44 PM

I don't think you could fit your arms around that neck for a rear naked choke.

Triangle.

GRACIE JIU-JITSU · « **Reply #5 on:** May 17, 2009, 06:32:03 PM »

No one can tell if you're a man or a woman.

GRACIE JIU-JITSU · « **Reply #6 on:** May 17, 2009, 06:33:07 PM »

Your penis is sandwiched between your nuts and stomach.

TrueGrit · « **Reply #7 on:** May 17, 2009, 06:33:48 PM »

GRACIE JIU-JITSU · « **Reply #8 on:** May 17, 2009, 06:34:12 PM »

You need help putting on your pants.

CARTEL · « **Reply #9 on:** May 17, 2009, 06:35:01 PM »

A lot of big dudes in this thread.

All around big dudes.

GRACIE JIU-JITSU · « **Reply #10 on:** May 17, 2009, 06:35:19 PM »

You weigh more than your motorcycle.

GRACIE JIU-JITSU · « **Reply #11 on:** May 17, 2009, 06:36:04 PM »

Your stomach hangs out from under your dress.

TrueGrit · « **Reply #12 on:** May 17, 2009, 06:37:17 PM »

People go to the beach to watch the sunset - and you're blocking it!

GRACIE JIU-JITSU · « **Reply #13 on:** May 17, 2009, 06:37:47 PM »

Even your unitard has stretch marks.

TrueGrit · « **Reply #14 on:** May 17, 2009, 06:39:05 PM »

Brando was immensely powerful in Apocalypse Now

GRACIE JIU-JITSU · « **Reply #15 on:** May 17, 2009, 06:39:13 PM »

Inanimate objects know what you’re thinking.

GRACIE JIU-JITSU · « **Reply #16 on:** May 17, 2009, 06:40:22 PM »

Your legs have tan lines from your stomach blocking the sun.

TrueGrit · « **Reply #17 on:** May 17, 2009, 06:40:40 PM »

You reason that food = tits

kiwiol · « **Reply #18 on:** May 17, 2009, 06:41:47 PM »

Your idea of a comeback at someone laughing at your obesity is to tell them that you once sat next to Jonsey from Police Academy at a charity event while they didn't, which makes them and their whole life worthless.

GRACIE JIU-JITSU · « **Reply #19 on:** May 17, 2009, 06:43:20 PM »

Your boobs impair your vision on the road.

Dballn247 · « **Reply #20 on:** May 17, 2009, 06:43:29 PM »

Damn that's quite the level of bodyfat.

kiwiol · « **Reply #21 on:** May 17, 2009, 06:45:41 PM »

Your wedding pic is posted to generate laughs, without any photoshop whatsoever*

*can't find the original

TrueGrit · « **Reply #22 on:** May 17, 2009, 06:46:20 PM »

Your face looks anything like this

GRACIE JIU-JITSU · « **Reply #23 on:** May 17, 2009, 06:48:09 PM »

Your head is… on backwards? wait a sec…

kiwiol · « **Reply #24 on:** May 17, 2009, 06:48:23 PM »

Quote from: MemberX on May 17, 2009, 06:47:04 PM

Haha wasn't it you who did that chop? Getbig hall of fame material right thurr