Author Topic: First crime........ (Read 2399 times)

chaos · « **on:** May 19, 2009, 03:45:51 PM »

Anyone here willing to admit the first crime they ever remember committing?

No matter how small, what was your first criminal activity?

Geo · « **Reply #1 on:** May 19, 2009, 04:46:53 PM »

Quote from: chaos on May 19, 2009, 03:45:51 PM

Anyone here willing to admit the first crime they ever remember committing?

No matter how small, what was your first criminal activity?

when I was 14 years old we broke into a church looking for money (which we found) with two buddies and before we could get out of there, one guy guy (chris holton) found a fire extinguisher and ran around discharging it (yellow powder everywhere)...

we did'nt make it 4 blocks out of there and we were swarmed by the modesto police (someone saw us in there)....

the three of us literally cleaned every inch of that church for the next 14 hours while our old mans stood over us threatening us with great bodily harm when we got home....

surprisingly the old man got over it pretty quick once we got out of there..

I think we were on some sort of probation for a while, but I never saw the inside of juvinal hall or anything...

chaos · « **Reply #2 on:** May 19, 2009, 07:52:32 PM »

Quote from: Geo on May 19, 2009, 04:46:53 PM

when I was 14 years old we broke into a church looking for money (which we found) with two buddies and before we could get out of there, one guy guy (chris holton) found a fire extinguisher and ran around discharging it (yellow powder everywhere)...

we did'nt make it 4 blocks out of there and we were swarmed by the modesto police (someone saw us in there)....

the three of us literally cleaned every inch of that church for the next 14 hours while our old mans stood over us threatening us with great bodily harm when we got home....

surprisingly the old man got over it pretty quick once we got out of there..

I think we were on some sort of probation for a while, but I never saw the inside of juvinal hall or anything...

haha I got caught on the roof of the elementary school spray painting, the janitor lived down the street and made us clean it off or tell our parents.

My first memory though would be when I was 9, I would go into this little market before school with a couple of friends and they would distract the store owner while I swiped a backpack full of the little boxes of candies, you know lemonheads, redhots, boston baked beans and some green ones can't remember what they were called, anyways after that we would split our booty and sell them at school for 10cents each.

chaos · « **Reply #3 on:** May 22, 2009, 10:02:06 PM »

Hard to believe there's no criminals on the Y board........

nzmusclemonster · « **Reply #4 on:** May 22, 2009, 10:05:34 PM »

Pity reply.

I spent my first night in the cells for taking the "welcome to" sign of a city me and a few mates were holidaying at out of the ground and carrying it around.... The officers didnt see the funny side $:-\$

webcake · « **Reply #5 on:** May 22, 2009, 10:11:31 PM »

Quote from: nzmusclemonster on May 22, 2009, 10:05:34 PM

Pity reply.

I spent my first night in the cells for taking the "welcome to" sign of a city me and a few mates were holidaying at out of the ground and carrying it around.... The officers didnt see the funny side $:-\$

From what i have heard, the police are quite serious about people stealing signs....... $:-\$

CalvinH · « **Reply #6 on:** May 23, 2009, 04:42:31 PM »

Throwing pebbles at passing cars.

windsor88 · « **Reply #7 on:** May 23, 2009, 04:46:21 PM »

stealing cans of Kodiak when I was 13. That 75 cents a can was hard to come by in those days.

dan18 · « **Reply #8 on:** May 26, 2009, 09:50:29 AM »

Quote from: chaos on May 19, 2009, 03:45:51 PM

Anyone here willing to admit the first crime they ever remember committing?

No matter how small, what was your first criminal activity?

cant give you dates,times,or names but what i can say is if i tell you then i will have to kill you

now lets all have some sausage and peppers

SS · « **Reply #9 on:** May 26, 2009, 04:36:18 PM »

My first incident with the law is when i was 14.

I cracked my neighbor over the head with a ball bat for stealing my bike.

BigIronPete · « **Reply #10 on:** May 26, 2009, 04:38:36 PM »

Quakeroats chaos made a thread for you haha

dan18 · « **Reply #11 on:** May 27, 2009, 09:50:57 AM »

Quote from: Geo on May 26, 2009, 05:19:49 PM

dan18 · « **Reply #12 on:** May 27, 2009, 09:52:16 AM »

Quote from: SS on May 26, 2009, 04:36:18 PM

My first incident with the law is when i was 14.

I cracked my neighbor over the head with a ball bat for stealing my bike.

How long was she in the hospital for, and what was youre going rate in prison

Fury · « **Reply #13 on:** May 27, 2009, 10:05:00 AM »

Kindergarten. Stole 2 packs of gum from the CVS down the street. Dad found out when we got home and beat the shit out of me. I was upset because it was ice cream sandwich day at school (we could get 2 ice cream sandwiches for $1.00) and he threatened to not let me get it. Worked pretty well because I can't recall stealing anything of value from a store since.

Option D · « **Reply #14 on:** May 27, 2009, 10:13:54 AM »

Quote from: chaos on May 22, 2009, 10:02:06 PM

Hard to believe there's no criminals on the Y board........

I got a few...I punched my 3rd grade teacher..he kind of spit on me while yelling at me for falling asleep while watching roots in class, "your history, blah blah, you need to care more about what your ancestors went through.. blah blah..." then he said somethig about me being mixed..so i punched him in the nose...I got suspended, grounded, beat and then my father gave me a high 5 for standing up for myself...mixed signals

dan18 · « **Reply #15 on:** May 27, 2009, 10:22:24 AM »

Quote from: BerzerkFury on May 27, 2009, 10:05:00 AM

Kindergarten. Stole 2 packs of gum from the CVS down the street. Dad found out when we got home and beat the shit out of me. I was upset because it was ice cream sandwich day at school (we could get 2 ice cream sandwiches for $1.00) and he threatened to not let me get it. Worked pretty well because I can't recall stealing anything of value from a store since.

was that from 1985

Option D · « **Reply #16 on:** May 27, 2009, 10:27:06 AM »

Quote from: dan18 on May 27, 2009, 10:22:24 AM

was that from 1985

i have no idea when roots came out...but when i was like 7 my teacher expected to stay awake and watch it.. i have the ADD when i really dont care about something...and im guessin he expected me to feel the same way about the movie as he did...funny thing is...i wasnt the only who slept during the movie..fuck that chump...mr richards..asshole

dan18 · « **Reply #17 on:** May 27, 2009, 10:29:30 AM »

Quote from: big_mal on May 27, 2009, 10:27:06 AM

i have no idea when roots came out...but when i was like 7 my teacher expected to stay awake and watch it.. i have the ADD when i really dont care about something...and im guessin he expected me to feel the same way about the movie as he did...funny thing is...i wasnt the only who slept during the movie..fuck that chump...mr richards..asshole

thanks mal but i was breaking bfs balls

and power to the people

Fury · « **Reply #18 on:** May 27, 2009, 10:31:30 AM »

Quote from: dan18 on May 27, 2009, 10:22:24 AM

was that from 1985

I wasn't even alive in 1985.

I'm not 50 like the rest of you old timers.

Option D · « **Reply #19 on:** May 27, 2009, 10:36:22 AM »

Quote from: dan18 on May 27, 2009, 10:29:30 AM

thanks mal but i was breaking bfs balls and power to the people

LOL MY BAD..I thought that post was towards me...lol