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Cleanest Natural · « **on:** May 20, 2009, 10:03:09 AM »

...traumatized by the expirience of receiving a jtsunami PM ?

I am a recovering victim ...

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oh my gawd i can just imagine you are sitting there with a fresh shave, smelling like a flower, ready to just relax on the bed and do whatever you please, I would love to lick the smell off your baby smooth face yum yum yum my tummy tum tum, kisses,

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wavelength · « **Reply #1 on:** May 20, 2009, 10:05:21 AM »

I have

dov · « **Reply #2 on:** May 20, 2009, 10:06:24 AM »

Is he referring to you or one of those delicious bar-skanks you've recently been rounding up?

dr.chimps · « **Reply #3 on:** May 20, 2009, 10:07:14 AM »

Bluto knows better than to bother me with that nonsense. What a maroon.

wavelength · « **Reply #4 on:** May 20, 2009, 10:10:52 AM »

Quote from: dr.chimps on May 20, 2009, 10:07:14 AM

Bluto knows better than to bother me with that nonsense. What a maroon.

Maybe you don't have the body he longs for?

Deicide · « **Reply #5 on:** May 20, 2009, 10:13:34 AM »

Quote from: wavelength on May 20, 2009, 10:05:21 AM

I have

Are you serious?

wavelength · « **Reply #6 on:** May 20, 2009, 10:22:42 AM »

Quote from: Deicide on May 20, 2009, 10:13:34 AM

Are you serious?

yip, it was funny as hell

kiwiol · « **Reply #7 on:** May 20, 2009, 10:26:17 AM »

Hahaha JizzTsunami is the kind of "guy" who saves up for 3 years to go on a year long trip to Jamaica and learns only how to say "Can I touch your pee pee, big musclebear?" in Jamaican before he leaves. Gayer than drinking canned Coke from a glass.

ToxicAvenger · « **Reply #8 on:** May 20, 2009, 10:27:47 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on May 20, 2009, 10:26:17 AM

Gayer than drinking canned Coke from a glass.

hey!

i drink canned coke from a glass! that way i de burp the coke....and it becomes chuggable!

wavelength · « **Reply #9 on:** May 20, 2009, 10:29:20 AM »

still the funniest schmoe around

kiwiol · « **Reply #10 on:** May 20, 2009, 10:29:29 AM »

Quote from: ProteinFarts! on May 20, 2009, 10:27:47 AM

hey! i drink canned coke from a glass! that way i de burp the coke....and it becomes chuggable!

I don't, but I too love Coke when it's flat, rather than fizzy. It's like drinking liquid sugar

ToxicAvenger · « **Reply #11 on:** May 20, 2009, 10:30:30 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on May 20, 2009, 10:29:29 AM

I don't, but I do love Coke that is flat, rather than fizzy. It's like drinking liquid sugar

ditto! i usually leave open cans in the fridge to get rid of the gas! i swear if coke came out with fizzless coke it'd be a smash hit!

Meso_z · « **Reply #12 on:** May 20, 2009, 10:31:10 AM »

Quote from: sevastase on May 20, 2009, 10:03:09 AM

...traumatized by the expirience of receiving a jtsunami PM ?

I am a recovering victim ...

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oh my gawd i can just imagine you are sitting there with a fresh shave, smelling like a flower, ready to just relax on the bed and do whatever you please, I would love to lick the smell off your baby smooth face yum yum yum my tummy tum tum, kisses,

jt "

That PM was truly a "tsunami". $:-\$

Deicide · « **Reply #13 on:** May 20, 2009, 10:33:15 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on May 20, 2009, 10:29:29 AM

I don't, but I too love Coke when it's flat, rather than fizzy. It's like drinking liquid sugar

Ko te reo Māori te reo o te tangata whenua o Aotearoa. Nā te ture anō i whakamana te reo Māori hei reo a te motu o Aotearoa. 160,000 ngā kaikōrero reo Māori i Aotearoa, e ai ki te tatauranga tangata o te motu i te tau 1996. Ko ngā takiwā kaha ki te mau i te reo hei reo hapori ko Te Tai-tokerau, ko Te Urewera, ko Te Tai-rāwhiti.

Army of One · « **Reply #14 on:** May 20, 2009, 10:33:44 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on May 20, 2009, 10:26:17 AM

Hahaha JizzTsunami is the kind of "guy" who saves up for 3 years to go on a year long trip to Jamaica and learns only how to say "Can I touch your pee pee, big musclebear?" in Jamaican before he leaves. Gayer than drinking canned Coke from a glass.

Kiwiol, Are you suggesting Jtsunami is the type of guy who when hearing of the shocking male gang rapes on the NY Metro late at night, proceeded to sell his car, changed to late shifts and took the Metro to work wearing bumless leather chaps and a sailors hat?

ManBearPig... · « **Reply #15 on:** May 20, 2009, 10:47:20 AM »

JizzSoonOnMe is a getbig legend.

kiwiol · « **Reply #16 on:** May 20, 2009, 10:48:29 AM »

Quote from: Deicide on May 20, 2009, 10:33:15 AM

Ko te reo Māori te reo o te tangata whenua o Aotearoa. Nā te ture anō i whakamana te reo Māori hei reo a te motu o Aotearoa. 160,000 ngā kaikōrero reo Māori i Aotearoa, e ai ki te tatauranga tangata o te motu i te tau 1996. Ko ngā takiwā kaha ki te mau i te reo hei reo hapori ko Te Tai-tokerau, ko Te Urewera, ko Te Tai-rāwhiti.

Is that from Robocop?

Quote from: db2431 on May 20, 2009, 10:33:44 AM

Kiwiol, Are you suggesting Jtsunami is the type of guy who when hearing of the shocking male gang rapes on the NY Metro late at night, proceeded to sell his car, changed to late shifts and took the Metro to work wearing bumless leather chaps and a sailors hat?

Hahaha exactly, db. And after his ass gets ravaged by said gang, he asks them if they have any plans for Friday evening.

Deicide · « **Reply #17 on:** May 20, 2009, 10:49:13 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on May 20, 2009, 10:48:29 AM

Is that from Robocop?

Hahaha exactly, db. And when his ass gets ravaged by said gang, he asks them if they have any plans for Friday evening.

You don't speak any Maori?

kiwiol · « **Reply #18 on:** May 20, 2009, 10:50:33 AM »

Quote from: Deicide on May 20, 2009, 10:49:13 AM

You don't speak any Maori?

I know how to say "These pretzels are making me thirsty". Does that count?

Deicide · « **Reply #19 on:** May 20, 2009, 10:53:27 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on May 20, 2009, 10:50:33 AM

I know how to say "These pretzels are making me thirsty". Does that count?

emn1964 · « **Reply #20 on:** May 20, 2009, 10:54:52 AM »

Quote from: sevastase on May 20, 2009, 10:03:09 AM

...traumatized by the expirience of receiving a jtsunami PM ?

I am a recovering victim ...

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oh my gawd i can just imagine you are sitting there with a fresh shave, smelling like a flower, ready to just relax on the bed and do whatever you please, I would love to lick the smell off your baby smooth face yum yum yum my tummy tum tum, kisses,

jt "

ugh...fukin sev...i just threw up in my mouth

Army of One · « **Reply #21 on:** May 20, 2009, 10:55:18 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on May 20, 2009, 10:48:29 AM

Hahaha exactly, db. And after his ass gets ravaged by said gang, he asks them if they have any plans for Friday evening.

I thought he asked "have you started yet?I cant feel anything"

Deicide · « **Reply #22 on:** May 20, 2009, 11:02:29 AM »

Quote from: db2431 on May 20, 2009, 10:55:18 AM

I thought he asked "have you started yet?I cant feel anything"

QuakerOats · « **Reply #23 on:** May 20, 2009, 11:33:49 AM »

Quote from: dr.chimps on May 20, 2009, 10:07:14 AM

Bluto knows better than to bother me with that nonsense. What a maroon.

back off.

GRACIE JIU-JITSU · « **Reply #24 on:** May 20, 2009, 11:39:46 AM »

Quote from: sevastase on May 20, 2009, 10:03:09 AM

...traumatized by the expirience of receiving a jtsunami PM ?

I am a recovering victim ...

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oh my gawd i can just imagine you are sitting there with a fresh shave, smelling like a flower, ready to just relax on the bed and do whatever you please, I would love to lick the smell off your baby smooth face yum yum yum my tummy tum tum, kisses,

jt "

I'm traumatized by this.

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