There's this long hallway in my office building that leads to each end on every floor. I walk out in the hallway to head to the bathroom and I don't see anyone so as I'm walking I'm ripping fart after fart. Loud wet nasty ones thinking no one is around. As I stop to go in the bathroom all I see is this lady walking five feet behind me. I never heard her probably cause my farts were loud and echoing in the hall. When I look at her she gives me the dirtiest look. I just smiled and said "hello" and she just ignored me and speed walked down the rest of the hall. HAHAHAHA. She'll never recover