Weakest/Lamest "Tough Guy" Line You Ever Heard/Used

[Andy Griffin]

A friend of mine and I were reminiscing about "the good old days" and he remembered seeing two young fellows getting ready to "throw down" at a bar...one of them warned the other "I'm tough as nails and twice as sharp!!"   

[The Showstoppa]

A friend of mine and I were reminiscing about "the good old days" and he remembered seeing two young fellows getting ready to "throw down" at a bar...one of them warned the other "I'm tough as nails and twice as sharp!!"   

haha, who won the fight Beaver or Opie ?  haha


I heard a guy tell a one-armed guy that he would beat him so badly that his mom wouldn't recognize him in the hospital...

[kiwiol]

I will post your IP address

Meet me in the parking lot of XYZ gym if you want to throw hands

I carried a 600 lb stone for 300 yards just because an old lady asked me nicely

I keel you

AHAHAHA FCUK YU HATIZ CUM SE ME IN DA ARNOLD IF U DARE FCKIN SCUM HATIZ LOLOL

[The Showstoppa]

I will post your IP address

Meet me in the parking lot of XYZ gym if you want to throw hands

I carried a 600 lb stone for 300 yards just because an old lady asked me nicely

I keel you

AHAHAHA FCUK YU HATIZ CUM SE ME IN DA ARNOLD IF U DARE FCKIN SCUM HATIZ LOLOL

"throw hands" always makes me think about ole Jamiex420.... hahaha classic getbig

[StickStickly]

I will post your IP address

Meet me in the parking lot of XYZ gym if you want to throw hands

I carried a 600 lb stone for 300 yards just because an old lady asked me nicely

I keel you

AHAHAHA FCUK YU HATIZ CUM SE ME IN DA ARNOLD IF U DARE FCKIN SCUM HATIZ LOLOL

You are a sad person who has done nothing with his life. I once went to a charity ball for class z celebrities where i sat next to Jonesy from Police Academy. I hate to think what your life is like.

[tommywishbone]

"Killing is my business, and business is good."  -Some lame dude

I kicked him in the nuts, right after he finished the sentence.

[Ursus]

I dont use funny quotes like that cos id get flustered and stutter something wrong so i just act.

I hit a guy on the bus once when i was like 15-16. I said "ill hit you a fucking dig in teh gob you wnat that?" he sed, "go well" i said "you want me to" he said "go will" i said "you want me to?" then i realised how gay i sounded and what i was doing plus whole bus was looking at me so i just belted him and floored him.

If its a serious situation involving me i cant talk too well i just react, if its diffusing a situationim grand no matter the xeverity of it

[tommywishbone]

I dont use funny quotes like that cos id get flustered and stutter something wrong so i just act.

I hit a guy on the bus once when i was like 15-16. I said "ill hit you a fucking dig in teh gob you wnat that?" he sed, "go well" i said "you want me to" he said "go will" i said "you want me to?" then i realised how gay i sounded and what i was doing plus whole bus was looking at me so i just belted him and floored him.

If its a serious situation involving me i cant talk too well i just react, if its diffusing a situationim grand no matter the xeverity of it

Son, stay off the drugs.

[Ursus]

its true. i splutterd and stumbled the same words out 3x then relaised i was a douche so i hit him.

he was a guy in my year at school

[kiwiol]

You are a sad person who has done nothing with his life. I once went to a charity ball for class z celebrities where i sat next to Jonesy from Police Academy. I hate to think what your life is like.

Hahaha Ron should let him out of Time out already. Poor Onlymen

[Boost]

I'm here to chew bubble gum and kick ass.

...And I'm all outta gum.

[dr.chimps]

its true. i splutterd and stumbled the same words out 3x then relaised i was a douche so i hit him.

he was a guy in my year at school

Ouch. So, you're a stumbling, bumbling head case!? 

[Ursus]

At that time i was. I was only 15-16

Now i am pretty calm and laid back

[Spike]

I've come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all outta bubblegum

[ToxicAvenger]

I will post your IP address

actually ya dont hafta post it..just mass ping the crapulence out of it and set the packet size to over 1500..(1500 is max for ethernet) 

[kiwiol]

actually ya dont hafta post it..just mass ping the crapulence out of it and set the packet size to over 1500..(1500 is max for ethernet) 

You had me at "Actually"

[ToxicAvenger]

You had me at "Actually"

my taint feels all warm and fuzzy like 

[Andy Griffin]

haha, who won the fight Beaver or Opie ?  haha


I heard a guy tell a one-armed guy that he would beat him so badly that his mom wouldn't recognize him in the hospital...

It was almost like the "cripple fight" in South Park...which I always wish that they had taken one step farther...a cripple Battle Royal...then the police come and issue citations...when all the cripples have to appear in Court, a fight breaks out among the parents because there are only about five handicap spots to be had.

[webcake]

"I'll fuckin smash you bro"

[Andy Griffin]

I just remembered a lame example from The Breakfast Club   "Two hits.  Me hittin' you; you hittin' the floor."  Fucking weak.

[The Showstoppa]

I just remembered a lame example from The Breakfast Club   "Two hits.  Me hittin' you; you hittin' the floor."  Fucking weak.

haha, yes, but a great movie! 

Plus it had the classic "mess with the bull, you get the horns...."

[Andy Griffin]

haha, yes, but a great movie! 

Plus it had the classic "mess with the bull, you get the horns...."

Don't mess with the bull young man.  You'll get the horns.
If I have to come back in here again, I'M CRACKIN' SKULLS!! 

[Mr. Magoo]

I've heard the breakfast club one used before in action.

another one i've heard too many times is "keep it up and see what happens"

and anything involving the phrase "Knuckle sandwich".

[The Showstoppa]

Don't mess with the bull young man.  You'll get the horns.
If I have to come back in here again, I'M CRACKIN' SKULLS!! 

Coolest.....guy......eve r....... 

[dr.chimps]

Coolest.....guy......ever....... 

Yes!  PIP